You Know You Spend Too Much Time on T-Nation When...

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you get mail and tell someone else to open it because you’re afraid its gay porn

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Anything from 2009 automatically sucks because most Vets were anally raped that year.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
When you start adding to your daily emails

And, reading:

"Oh, I`m purty sure Miss Tamale already knows ALL about bending over into position and crying out in horny, pussy-drenched excitement: “Thank you SIR, may I have another?” ;-p

…in fact, Im rather convinced shed vigorously ENJOY a little begging…and thanking…and spanking… ;-p But she can call me Daddy :smiley: I know she`ll learn to enjoy that VERY much as well… :wink: "

You KNOW who posted it… [/quote]

Bwahaha, how about: If you understand imhungry’s reference.

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[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
someone brags about something and you reply “pics or it didn’t happen”[/quote]

I’ve started doing this. Also started saying, “Have you tried hitting her?” and been using “The Ghey” for a long time.

Can’t help it.

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when someone asks you a stupid question, you just look at them and say “TSB” and walk away

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[quote]PaddyM wrote:
You mean to check your gmail, facebook, news, etc… and instinctively type TMUSCLE.com instead.[/quote]

Sad, but true… Keep’em coming, loving this thread!

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When you see or read about planet fitness, your mind jumps to Holymac and the lunk alarm that never went off…

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When you’re wife says she’s going to block “that site” if you don’t stop spending all day in the gym or on that site.

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[quote]AceRock wrote:
When you’re wife says she’s going to block “that site” if you don’t stop spending all day in the gym or on that site.[/quote]

Change that to

and…

Son of a bitch

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You can recognize the horrors of FLS.

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Someone says anything about a shoe, or bodyfat, and you immediately bust up laughing.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
When your friend is complaining about his boss and you tell him “just stick it in her pooper”[/quote]

i do this

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[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
someone brags about something and you reply “pics or it didn’t happen”[/quote]

i do this

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
When asked for advices you tell someone to "try hitting her’[/quote]

i do this

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[quote]chrisarmes wrote:
when someone asks you a stupid question, you just look at them and say “TSB” and walk away[/quote]

i do this

oh god

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TSB = Toxic semen buildup ?

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You say “lol” instead of actually laughing… I need some fucking therapy…

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You get an email from your boss’s boss who says that they want you to reduce your internet usage at work? And then they give you a log of all the pages you’ve visited … and the only two results that show up are “google” and “TMuscle”

And threaten to discipline you in future?

(Why am I still here?!)

bye!

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In “real life” conversations with friends or family you refer to something a poster said expecting whoever you’re talking to to know who you’re talking about.

Me: Oh Professor X totally let some 09er have it today, LOLOCOPTOR!!!
Wife: Professor who??? Are you seeing a Doctor, what’s wrong? You’re sick aren’t you?
Me: WTF? (sticks it in her pooper)

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If this thread excited you.