Wifey’s spit can act as Mistress’ lube. And vice versa.
Now you can grab that huge dildo that’s shaped like a majestic dolphin! Don’t say I never gave you anything!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Keys
Bong
Pants[/quote]
If you thought ahead, your bong would be in your car and the keys would be in your pants, which you would be wearing, so you would be free to take 3 other things.
DB[/quote]
DB I just wanted to comment on your “Top Secret” avatar:
When I first saw that movie at age 12 or so I didn’t understand why that guy would be so happy to get a big fist on the end of a jackhammer.
Fortunately I still don’t get it.
Nards, you’re a real friend.
Seen in that light, I’d also bring my sister-in-law along. Yase!
- foam roller
- mah new coffee maker
- Scotch and cigars (yeah yeah they’re right next to each other and can be grabbed at the same time, so shut it)
Assuming I would be sleeping while this fire started I would grab whatever is on the bedside table so i’d grab
- lotion
- kleenex
- my laptop
[quote]Eli B wrote:
a bar of soap, a caulk gun and I’d tear as much of a venetian blind off a window as I could.
The house is on fire I’d be fucking panicked.[/quote]
Haha I feel like this is incredibly accurate.
Whiskey collection
Magic cards
Laptop
Sister’s panties
Fleshlight
Calculator
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
[/quote]
Not sure if you picked up on this, but do you know how stupid it would be to be holding bottles of alcohol in a burning building?
EDIT: NM did a quick google and it turns out liquor under 60% will not burn.
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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
Magic cards
Laptop[/quote]
You could start a new nation with these three things.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
[/quote]
Not sure if you picked up on this, but do you know how stupid it would be to be holding bottles of alcohol in a burning building?
EDIT: NM did a quick google and it turns out liquor under 60% will not burn. [/quote]
I think your Google is broken.
Pour some Jack Daniels on your leg and see if you’ll burn.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
[/quote]
Not sure if you picked up on this, but do you know how stupid it would be to be holding bottles of alcohol in a burning building?
EDIT: NM did a quick google and it turns out liquor under 60% will not burn. [/quote]
I think your Google is broken.
Pour some Jack Daniels on your leg and see if you’ll burn.[/quote]
Agreed. I start fires with Vodka all the time.
Assuming all people and animals were out, I’d grab:
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My emergency backpack. It has some clothes, a little pistol and ammo, some food, flip flops so I’m not barefoot, first aid kit, couple water bottles, spare keys to my car/storage unit/parent’s house, and a lockbox with all my relevant papers (titles/passport/etc.)
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My laptop (which has my entire music/vid collection, all my pics and stuff)
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My small rubbermaid box of irreplaceable things (autographs, letters, artifacts)
And those three things would basically be all I cared about. I could easily restart my life with minimal discomfort if I had those three things (plus my cat).
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
Magic cards
Laptop[/quote]
What do you have in your whiskey collection?
I’m too much of a lush myself to ever collect any kind of alcohol. I admire your restraint.
The most expensive whiskey I ever got to try was Laphroig 40 year. Pretty damned good but I was happy I didn’t have to pick up the tab!
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Whiskey collection
[/quote]
Not sure if you picked up on this, but do you know how stupid it would be to be holding bottles of alcohol in a burning building?
EDIT: NM did a quick google and it turns out liquor under 60% will not burn. [/quote]
I think your Google is broken.
Pour some Jack Daniels on your leg and see if you’ll burn.[/quote]
Agreed. I start fires with Vodka all the time.[/quote]