[quote]imhungry wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I just like to wear tutus (when the mood takes me).
HI:)[/quote]
Yes, I’m usually high in my tutu.
Edit: I see what you did there.
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack
I don’t need pics to prove that The Toxic Avenger is a mop wielding, tutu wearing, radioactive mutant. I thought that you’ve seen the movie, already! //hijack.
I wanna see you in your tutu.
I’m not the type to reveal all. But I’m open to compromise -here’s a pic of a tutu.
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Yeah…I don’t want to see a picture of you in that Tutu.
Sick and wrong.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack
I don’t need pics to prove that The Toxic Avenger is a mop wielding, tutu wearing, radioactive mutant. I thought that you’ve seen the movie, already! //hijack.
I wanna see you in your tutu.
I’m not the type to reveal all. But I’m open to compromise -here’s a pic of a tutu.
Yeah…I don’t want to see a picture of you in that Tutu.
Sick and wrong.[/quote]
Then be careful what you wish for - you just might get it.
Disclaimer: in no way am I implying that Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu takes it up the bunghole, nor am I suggesting that pushmepullme likes mop wielding, tutu wearing radioactive mutants. The double- entendre is purely for comic effect.
Now, please, for the love of God, can we get back on topic?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
ROYBOT?[/quote]
Nope. I don’t have any tattoos. You are getting your tutus mixed up with your tattoos.
[quote]roybot wrote:
imhungry wrote:
ROYBOT?
Nope. I don’t have any tattoos.
[/quote]
You got them removed? Was it expensive?
Maybe Dumb Bunny
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
imhungry wrote:
ROYBOT?
Nope. I don’t have any tattoos.
You got them removed? Was it expensive?[/quote]
It’s quite simple really. I am actually Arm Fall Off Boy. All I had to do was to remove my arms and the tattoos went with them. Which leads to the question: if I no longer have any arms…then how am I typing a response? Answer: I don’t know…
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
BlackLabel wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
My vote goes to Swamp Thing. Seriously, does anyone doubt they could beat the crap out of this goober?
Anybody mention bibleman yet?
Is he related to Orgasmo?[/quote]
No hes not.
Its a cartoon on UPN or something like that.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
No such thing as the worst superhero.
Even the best can be complete dicks when portrayed under the wrong light.[/quote]
The wrong light?
As I think you know, the Superman covers in which he is clearly a complete dick are almost endless in their scope, variety, and number.
“Big FatFuck Woman”
Superpowers:
Faster than a speeding bulemic.
Larger than a locomotive.
Can eat tall building in a single bite.
Can clear a Chinese Buffet in a flash, err, flush.
Don’t mess with Big Fat Fuck Woman, she’ll fuckin’ swallow your skinny ass.
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Bujo wrote:
No such thing as the worst superhero.
Even the best can be complete dicks when portrayed under the wrong light.
The wrong light?
As I think you know, the Superman covers in which he is clearly a complete dick are almost endless in their scope, variety, and number.[/quote]
I think the number is greatly over-exaggerated their might be 3 or 4 instances of Supes being a dick but that’s about it. Just like Wonder Woman isn’t into S&M, and Batman doesn’t like young boys.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Krypto the Superdog is supposed to be Superman’s childhood pet. Two problems here: first, how did Kal-El have a pet when he was a baby when Krypton was destroyed. Secondly, how did the dog get off the planet? Maybe he was in the intergalactic kennels when Krypton exploded.
[/quote]
I think Krypto was shot into space in a prototype test rocket. Sort of like how we used to shoot chimps into space.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
roybot wrote:
Krypto the Superdog is supposed to be Superman’s childhood pet. Two problems here: first, how did Kal-El have a pet when he was a baby when Krypton was destroyed. Secondly, how did the dog get off the planet? Maybe he was in the intergalactic kennels when Krypton exploded.
I think Krypto was shot into space in a prototype test rocket. Sort of like how we used to shoot chimps into space.[/quote]
Dude…that was Laika.
Hancock is lame as shit…
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Otep wrote:
Rorschach. Wannabe right-wing journalist. Fights crime because his mother was a whore. Doesn’t even have powers.
LAME!
I hope that was sarcasm he was freaking badass in watchmen.
His line after he dumps the grease on that guy in prison is one of my favorite lines ever. “You guys don’t get it, I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me.” or something like that.[/quote]
Yeah, Rorschach is actually pretty badass.
Aquaman is lame, though.
I think SteelyD’s ‘Big FatFuck Woman’ wins though. ‘Clears chinese buffet in a single flash… er… flush…’
Priceless.
Daredevil has to be the worst.
He’s blind. He’s a lawyer. He fights crime. With a stick. He has a bum instead of a chin (although that was only the film).
I’m just not buying it.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
Bill Roberts wrote:
Bujo wrote:
No such thing as the worst superhero.
Even the best can be complete dicks when portrayed under the wrong light.
The wrong light?
As I think you know, the Superman covers in which he is clearly a complete dick are almost endless in their scope, variety, and number.
I think the number is greatly over-exaggerated their might be 3 or 4 instances of Supes being a dick but that’s about it. [/quote]
The number of such covers is almost beyond belief. It takes a long time to run through what is probably still only an incomplete collection, as it continues to be added to: Superdickery - Be sure to catch Avengers 4: The Unsnappening
Meteor Man