[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Your superhero knowledge is superior to mine. Suffice to say I don’t like Swamp Thing. And until the day I’m proven wrong, I will continue to claim I’d kick his ass![/quote]
Here is your chance.
Saga of the Swamp Thing
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
my list goes.
3.Arm Fall Off Boy List of DC Comics characters: A - Wikipedia
2.Mr. Terrific Mr. Terrific: Stanley the Safecracker - YouTube
1.Toxic Avenger (watch this movie trailer it’s EPIC) The Toxic Avenger Trailer - YouTube
Worse Superhero sidekick:lame ass Robin LOL.[/quote]
Aw, come on. You can’t say that The Toxic Avenger is a contender for worst super hero… Troma is awesome.
‘Arm Fall Off Boy’ is an inspired choice. The writers and artists must’ve sat around trying to predict how humanity will have evolved by the 30th century. Unfortunately, we won’t have discovered the cure to cancer, we won’t have unlocked the secret to world peace, nor will we be privy to the formula for eternal youth.
Even better than that - we will have gained the ability to detach our own arms and beat each other about the head.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
my list goes.
3.Arm Fall Off Boy List of DC Comics characters: A - Wikipedia
2.Mr. Terrific Mr. Terrific: Stanley the Safecracker - YouTube
1.Toxic Avenger (watch this movie trailer it’s EPIC) The Toxic Avenger Trailer - YouTube
Worse Superhero sidekick:lame ass Robin LOL.
Aw, come on. You can’t say that The Toxic Avenger is a contender for worst super hero… Troma is awesome.
‘Arm Fall Off Boy’ is an inspired choice. The writers and artists must’ve sat around trying to predict how humanity will have evolved by the 30th century. Unfortunately, we won’t have discovered the cure to cancer, we won’t have unlocked the secret to world peace, nor will we be privy to the formula for eternal youth.
Even better than that - we will have gain the ability to detach our own arms and beat each other about the head.
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Ok look I’ll admit when I was younger I remember thinking he was pretty cool, but c’mon he is a contender LOL. Did you watch the trailer OMG.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
roybot wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
my list goes.
3.Arm Fall Off Boy List of DC Comics characters: A - Wikipedia
2.Mr. Terrific Mr. Terrific: Stanley the Safecracker - YouTube
1.Toxic Avenger (watch this movie trailer it’s EPIC) The Toxic Avenger Trailer - YouTube
Worse Superhero sidekick:lame ass Robin LOL.
Aw, come on. You can’t say that The Toxic Avenger is a contender for worst super hero… Troma is awesome.
‘Arm Fall Off Boy’ is an inspired choice. The writers and artists must’ve sat around trying to predict how humanity will have evolved by the 30th century. "Unfortunately, we won’t have discovered the cure to cancer, we won’t have unlocked the secret to world peace, nor will we be privy to the formula for eternal youth.
Even better than that - we will have gain the ability to detach our own arms and beat each other about the head".
Ok look I’ll admit when I was younger I remember thinking he was pretty cool, but c’mon he is a contender LOL. Did you watch the trailer OMG.[/quote]
I’ve seen the entire movie. The Toxic Avenger is meant to be crap. Every movie released by Troma is supposed to be low budget crap. Every so often one of their movies makes a profit. One of those is The Toxic Avenger. This is an excerpt from Wikipedia regarding The Toxic Avenger:
“Melvin Ferd is a stereotypical 98-pound weakling. He works as a janitor at a health club in the town of Tromaville, where the customers–particularly Bozo, Slug , Wanda and Julie–harass him constantly. His tormentors get more and more violent until he is tricked into wearing a pink tutu and kissing a sheep. He is then chased around the health club by witnesses of the event where he eventually jumps out of a second story window. He lands in a drum of toxic waste and is irradiated and deformed by the accident. He suddenly lights on fire and runs down the street in a ball of flames. Melvin quickly takes a bath and mysteriously transforms into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength”.
Troma are responsible for such ‘classics’ as “Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town” (featuring a pre-stardom Billy Bob Thorton), “Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD” and of course “The Toxic Avenger” (which gave Michael Jai White his first break in the movie biz).
Your choice of Arm Fall Off Boy for ‘worst super hero’ is still the best yet, IMO. He seems to have been created without the slightest hint of irony. Trust me, The Toxic Avenger was created with a huge amount of irony. Rent some other Troma movies, and you’ll see what I mean.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
roybot wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
my list goes.
3.Arm Fall Off Boy List of DC Comics characters: A - Wikipedia
2.Mr. Terrific Mr. Terrific: Stanley the Safecracker - YouTube
1.Toxic Avenger (watch this movie trailer it’s EPIC) The Toxic Avenger Trailer - YouTube
Worse Superhero sidekick:lame ass Robin LOL.
Aw, come on. You can’t say that The Toxic Avenger is a contender for worst super hero… Troma is awesome.
‘Arm Fall Off Boy’ is an inspired choice. The writers and artists must’ve sat around trying to predict how humanity will have evolved by the 30th century. "Unfortunately, we won’t have discovered the cure to cancer, we won’t have unlocked the secret to world peace, nor will we be privy to the formula for eternal youth.
Even better than that - we will have gain the ability to detach our own arms and beat each other about the head".
Ok look I’ll admit when I was younger I remember thinking he was pretty cool, but c’mon he is a contender LOL. Did you watch the trailer OMG.
I’ve seen the entire movie. The Toxic Avenger is meant to be crap. Every movie released by Troma is supposed to be low budget crap. Every so often one of their movies makes a profit. One of those is The Toxic Avenger. This is an excerpt from Wikipedia regarding The Toxic Avenger:
“Melvin Ferd is a stereotypical 98-pound weakling. He works as a janitor at a health club in the town of Tromaville, where the customers–particularly Bozo, Slug , Wanda and Julie–harass him constantly. His tormentors get more and more violent until he is tricked into wearing a pink tutu and kissing a sheep. He is then chased around the health club by witnesses of the event where he eventually jumps out of a second story window. He lands in a drum of toxic waste and is irradiated and deformed by the accident. He suddenly lights on fire and runs down the street in a ball of flames. Melvin quickly takes a bath and mysteriously transforms into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength”.
Troma are responsible for such ‘classics’ as “Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town” (starring a pre-stardom Billy Bob Thorton), “Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD” and “The Toxic Avenger” (which gave Michael Jai White his first break in the movie biz).
Your choice of Arm Fall Off Boy for ‘worst super hero’ is still the best yet, IMO. He seems to have been created without the slightest hint of irony. Trust me, The Toxic Avenger was created with a huge amount of irony. Rent some other Troma movies, and you’ll see what I mean.
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I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.[/quote]
Dare I ask how a tutu wearing, mop wielding, radioactive mutant taught you about sex?..
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
Dare I ask How?…
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The sex scene. I was like, “Oh! He THRUSTS!”
I’m blushing now.
Batman
Not really SUPER, cuz really, he has no powers.
He’s just a rich guy thinking his life sucks…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
Dare I ask How?…
The sex scene. I was like, “Oh! He THRUSTS!”
I’m blushing now.[/quote]
But still. He’s a tutu wearing, mop wielding, radioactive mutant…
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
Dare I ask How?…
The sex scene. I was like, “Oh! He THRUSTS!”
I’m blushing now.
But still. A tutu wearing, mop wielding, radioactive mutant…
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I bare my soul to you and this is what I get?
I’ll never trust again.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
My vote goes to Swamp Thing. Seriously, does anyone doubt they could beat the crap out of this goober?[/quote]
Anybody mention bibleman yet?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
Dare I ask How?…
The sex scene. I was like, “Oh! He THRUSTS!”
I’m blushing now.
But still. A tutu wearing, mop wielding, radioactive mutant…
I bare my soul to you and this is what I get?
I’ll never trust again.
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What do you expect when you talk about such disgusting things on a public forum? I mean, he’s got a mop!!
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I fuckin’ love the Toxic Avenger. That’s where I learned about sex.
Dare I ask How?…
The sex scene. I was like, “Oh! He THRUSTS!”
I’m blushing now.
But still. A tutu wearing, mop wielding, radioactive mutant…
I bare my soul to you and this is what I get?
I’ll never trust again.
What do you expect when you talk about such disgusting things on a public forum? I mean, he’s got a mop!!
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So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…[/quote]
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus (when the mood takes me).
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
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Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I just like to wear tutus (when the mood takes me).
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HI:)
[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
My vote goes to Swamp Thing. Seriously, does anyone doubt they could beat the crap out of this goober?
Anybody mention bibleman yet?[/quote]
Is he related to Orgasmo?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack[/quote]
I don’t need pics to prove that The Toxic Avenger is a mop wielding, tutu wearing, radioactive mutant. I thought that you had seen the movie, already! //hijack.
[quote]roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack
I don’t need pics to prove that The Toxic Avenger is a mop wielding, tutu wearing, radioactive mutant. I thought that you’ve seen the movie, already! //hijack.
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I wanna see you in your tutu.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
roybot wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
So we all know he’s cleaner than you…
Mops are a breeding ground for bacteria and various other nasties. Where do you think The Toxic Avenger got his enemies for the sequels? Besides, even without the mop, he is still a tutu wearing radioactive mutant. I just like to wear tutus.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
/hijack
I don’t need pics to prove that The Toxic Avenger is a mop wielding, tutu wearing, radioactive mutant. I thought that you’ve seen the movie, already! //hijack.
I wanna see you in your tutu.[/quote]
I’m not the type to reveal all. But I’m open to compromise -here’s a pic of a tutu.