[quote]kroc30 wrote:
Dirty Dancing is probably OK for you ladies, but it’s one of the worst chick flicks that you make guys sit through!!![/quote]
worse than “mystic pizza” ?
The worst movie of all time is “In the Mix”.
Case closed.
fast and the furious
that movie blows
[quote]ILoveSnackyCakes wrote:
fast and the furious
that movie blows [/quote]
worse than “2 fast 2 furious” ?
Spanglish. I honestly don’t know . . . what in the hell . . . that thing was.
Based on that and other evidence, I think it’s pretty safe to say any movie with Tea Leoni sucks. As in sucks the T away for a looong time.
There are many movies out there that just suck, but that is mainly due to a lack of having any positive traits. The worst movie ever was Dr. T and the Women. Not only was this movie devoid of any kind of theatrical value, but it also made you physicall ill to watch. I kept watching depsite the headache it was giving me out of a morbid curiosity and a hope that a really cool ending would tie everything together…I was severely disappointed.
It’s still Be Cool. It would be the worst flick ever even if it didn’t have to follow Get Shorty [which is a true classic]. But, it did and that managed to make the worst movie ever that much worse.
The Blair Witch Project is pretty fuckin awful. The last Texas Chainsaw Massacre before the remake was unbelievably bad.
There are quite a few movies that i’d never watch again, but these are the ones that pop out right now.
P.S.
Be Cool sucks shit
I forgot about the ring 2. Maybe the 2nd worse behind Be Cool.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
It’s still Be Cool. It would be the worst flick ever even if it didn’t have to follow Get Shorty [which is a true classic]. But, it did and that managed to make the worst movie ever that much worse.
The Blair Witch Project is pretty fuckin awful. The last Texas Chainsaw Massacre before the remake was unbelievably bad.
There are quite a few movies that i’d never watch again, but these are the ones that pop out right now.
P.S.
Be Cool sucks shit[/quote]
While it would rate nowhere near the best movie I have ever seen or even one of my favorites, it is far from the absolute worst. Be Cool had a rather large focus on the music industry and hip hop (with minor focus on Aerosmith). I know many people who thought that movie was hilarious. They also tend to be people who would know who Andre 3000 is without being told.
[quote]Professor X wrote
While it would rate nowhere near the best movie I have ever seen or even one of my favorites, it is far from the absolute worst. Be Cool had a rather large focus on the music industry and hip hop (with minor focus on Aerosmith). I know many people who thought that movie was hilarious. They also tend to be people who would know who Andre 3000 is without being told.[/quote]
I have to totally agree, Be Cool was hilarious. Vince Vaughan had me rollin’ same with Andre 3000 and a gay Rock.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
The Blair Witch Project is pretty fuckin awful. The last Texas Chainsaw Massacre before the remake was unbelievably bad.
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It’s funny, I haven’t anyone who is in the middle about the Blair Witch Project yet.
Either someone thinks it’s awful or downright genius.
Personally, I watched it in an empty house, all lights out, and I found it to be the most scary movie ever … it takes the right mood and setting to let your imagination run wild, I guess.
I can’t understand how there’s even an arguement to be made about Be Cool. There’s no flow, no chemistry, they try to bite all of the jokes from get shorty [and it doesn’t work AT ALL], there’s no backstory to let you know what’s happend since the first it’s all pieced together to make in my opinion the worst movie ever.
Take the scene where they’re talkin with Steven Tyler and Travolta asks him why he made a song [sweet emotion I think].Tyler gives his explanation and the second he’s finished Travolta tells him why he thinks he wrote it and Tyler says “yeah, you’re right. That’s why I really wrote it.” I don’t think my typing can convey how unbelievably awful this movie is.
To each his own I guess.
Also Scary Movie 3 was really really really awful.
Leeuwer, a few friends and I went to see the Blair Witch at a lil art theatre when it came out . Before the movie started one of the ushers got on a microphone and told a capacity crowd that there were garbage cans by both exits because “It’s a gaurantee that someone will puke before this movies over.” A crowd about 150 deep went NUTS.
For the next 90 min I kept waiting for something to happen, then we went home.
I think That the movie in itself isn’t so bad,just that after all the hype it was really dissapointing.
The sequal wasn’t that bad though.
Batman Begins.
Worse than a bad porn movie in that it tried to include every theme possible rolled all into one movie…rich kid lives on the streets and ends up in a mysterious asian prison high up in the isolated mountains…PLUS ninja like characters!!! OMG, and Liam Neeson as an Asian-Yoda-like martial arts/life/philosophy teacher/helper/villainous mysterious character…that was much too much. I finally walked out before the movie was done. Maybe I missed the best (or the worst) part of the movie, who knows.
Although Christian Bale’s acting is really good…but that in no way salvaged the movie in my eyes.
Sorry if this is blasphemy to Batman fans (including my little nephew who thinks it’s a cool movie!)
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Batman Begins.
Worse than a bad porn movie in that it tried to include every theme possible rolled all into one movie…rich kid lives on the streets and ends up in a mysterious asian prison high up in the isolated mountains…PLUS ninja like characters!!! OMG, and Liam Neeson as an Asian-Yoda-like martial arts/life/philosophy teacher/helper/villainous mysterious character…that was much too much. I finally walked out before the movie was done. Maybe I missed the best (or the worst) part of the movie, who knows.
Although Christian Bale’s acting is really good…but that in no way salvaged the movie in my eyes.
Sorry if this is blasphemy to Batman fans (including my little nephew who thinks it’s a cool movie!)[/quote]
I heard a girl I know talking with a group of people as she went on something to the effect of, “I saw that movie Daredevil and I think it was completely cheap and biased the way they made him blind in the movie”. I think when it comes to the topic of comic book movies, ignoring the comic books which inspired them 60 years ago makes very little sense. By the way, I hated Daredevil, but I completely understand why he was blind in the movie and it wasn’t some last second add in. The same goes for the story behind Batman Begins. It is a little like saying, “What is up with those X-men movies…real people can’t walk through walls”.
No one has mentioned Saturn 3. It’s old, slow, and bad!
Two scientists, one male and one female, are working on perfecting food growth in space to be used by the masses on Earth. The underground space station on Saturn’s third moon has Adam (Douglas) and Alex (Fawcett) doing all the things in space that scientist’s can only dream of; have sex, play chess, read, lounge around, etc. Understandably, they are behind in their project so Benson (Keitel) and his huge robot, a behemoth named Hector, are sent to speed things up. Benson and Hector are quite unstable in their lust for Alex and the mayhem begins. Benson wants to do away with Adam and have Alex for himself. He uses Hector to do his dirty work as seen in a robot-human rape scene.
Eventually, Benson is killed but the robot, who is now berserk with rage and methodically chasing the researchers all over the station. Adam is fatally wounded defeating the metal monstrosity. Alex jettisons away from the now desolate base to another world.
[quote]edgecrusher wrote:
Fahd wrote:
The Jeniffer Lopez/ Ben Affleck movie, so incredibly shit, I can’t even remember the name of the movie now.
It was gie’ge, or something like that. It has a funny pronunciation or else I’d attempt to spell it phonetically.
My worst pick right now:
Starship Troopers[/quote]
Starship Troopers is so T-Nation, it rocks, TnA, Violance, it’s the best.
How about any Flintstone movie ?
Hyped up but lame is The Ring, and all its Asain inspired Hollywood rip’s,Star Wars Episode 2, 1 was great, 3 was awsome, 2 was a lame chick flick,Any thing with Dolly Parton,Action stars acting funny,Twins, Throw Momma From The Train, Kindergarten Cop, all lame
Oh ya, I have no taste.
Chief’s fan, Msmith
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Batman Begins.
Worse than a bad porn movie in that it tried to include every theme possible rolled all into one movie…rich kid lives on the streets and ends up in a mysterious asian prison high up in the isolated mountains…PLUS ninja like characters!!! OMG, and Liam Neeson as an Asian-Yoda-like martial arts/life/philosophy teacher/helper/villainous mysterious character…that was much too much. I finally walked out before the movie was done. Maybe I missed the best (or the worst) part of the movie, who knows.
Although Christian Bale’s acting is really good…but that in no way salvaged the movie in my eyes.
Sorry if this is blasphemy to Batman fans (including my little nephew who thinks it’s a cool movie!)[/quote]
Batman Begins is…
But the…
And it…
Did you see the part where…
I’m so sorry, but YOU’RE SO WRONG IT HURTS MY HAIR!
Woah.
Batman Begins is one of the most perfect films of all time. Best screenplay in years (no matter what the genre), director nails it, Bale is the perfect Batman, hell even the background score perfectly kicks ass.
Tires to include every theme possible?
Rich kid lives on streets and ends up learning sweet Ninja moves from a Yoda-like teacher (who isn’t everything he seems) in the mountains. Sounds like a plot to me.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Batman Begins.
Worse than a bad porn movie in that it tried to include every theme possible rolled all into one movie…rich kid lives on the streets and ends up in a mysterious asian prison high up in the isolated mountains…PLUS ninja like characters!!! OMG, and Liam Neeson as an Asian-Yoda-like martial arts/life/philosophy teacher/helper/villainous mysterious character…that was much too much. I finally walked out before the movie was done. Maybe I missed the best (or the worst) part of the movie, who knows.
Although Christian Bale’s acting is really good…but that in no way salvaged the movie in my eyes.
Sorry if this is blasphemy to Batman fans (including my little nephew who thinks it’s a cool movie!)[/quote]