Love the conversions they use:360 strong men = 1 HP WTF??? How do they even convert strength directly to power without comparing the “gearing” of horses with those of men? I;m certain 7 men of average strength and weight could get more max weight moving on wheels than a horse could (any strongman enthusiasts can chime in), if they were trained to STRAIN like a weightlifter can (a mule can strain much more than a horse can and is subsequently stronger) but they couldn;t move the same weight as far as the horse could move it at the same speed, etc…but the 360 to 1 is bullshit whichever way you look at it!
And how do they measure HP from the spine? look at the back fat?
Religion plus stupidity equals tv the West can laugh at.
PRAISE ALLAH!!!
Can I do that too? Get a medical pass not to work, ever, because I might not like who I work for. WTF? What a load a crap. Some body call Ripley’s. They would love this dude. Too freak’n funny…
[quote]wukey wrote:
(4) his doctor told him that he cannt; go to prisons, police stations or infact do any work. and he must have sex 15x per day.
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I wonder where I can get a doctor’s note for that for my girlfriend.
She thinks 15 is just some number I made up…
I hope those aren’t good genetics in Allah’s books. I would be embarrassed to be that guys kid.
ha what a load of shit i dont sleep either lol
[quote]roybot wrote:
They got the translation wrong. He’s got the bodyfat of 30,000 men and 260 asspower.[/quote]
LOL.
[quote]MaddyD wrote:
its a “marketing” gimmic
like christians and the “power team”
the guys you see on tv preaching the gospel and ripping phone books and bending steel rods.
Its not that he trained ohh no none of these guys work out its that “god bestowed upon them the power” and if you believe in their god,and live by their word you too can have that kind of strength and a humble heart to use it correctly.
bleh its all crap.
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wtf are you talking about? he drinks melted butter MELTED BUTTER!! no man with diabities could drink that, they would die.
that video was so rediculously hilarious.
“so no beatings for you then?”
like thats just something people talk about.
“the president pardoned me from jail, cause im so jacked bruh”
“i have to bang my wives 15 times a day, a doctor said so dude”
lmao what a joke.
[quote]threewhitelights wrote:
wukey wrote:
(4) his doctor told him that he cannt; go to prisons, police stations or infact do any work. and he must have sex 15x per day.
I wonder where I can get a doctor’s note for that for my girlfriend.
She thinks 15 is just some number I made up…[/quote]
you have to have 260 horsepower.
you dont even have 1 horsepower, you have high blood pressure. you can not drink melted butter or raw camel testicles. you would be lucky to get 1 day of sex a week from a doctor’s note.
I wanted to see him tune that Egyptian newscaster. She was pretty hot.
WTF though…his father had 840 Horsepower?! Was he a tractor or something??
i’m not arabic, but i did a little research and it IS correctly translated word for word. lol, not saying that any of this is legit though.
That just makes it all the more insane.
That just makes it all the more insane. Of course, it could have been an April Fools day joke.
Forget about squats and milk… if you want to have 260 horsepower, you’ll need coins and melted butter!
That female reporter was hot. I’m surprised they don’t make her cover up. I’d like to try to make it to 15 in a day with her.
only watched the first half until i had to restrain myself from laughing so hard. frisky guy though.
“Allah has blessed him with the strength of 30,000 men. And also, a faithful heart.”
Easy to be faithful with 28 wives!
“I haven’t slept since the day I was born!” well, sounds to me like someone was born yesterday
That female reporter looked stunned when he said he didn’t lift big rocks! classic! and her comeback “I didn’t mean for work. And it says here you can lift a truck”
“You refused to lift a car before you came here”
Obvious troll is obvious