[quote]SeVeReSoLDiER wrote:
It’s been stated before but all this is just a way for them to glorify Allah. People can break coins using magic tricks… If he’s so special it would show him pulling a train or throwing a truck across the street.[/quote]
Why would someone ask him to pull a train or throw a truck? Praise Allah.
[quote]Modi wrote:
SeVeReSoLDiER wrote:
It’s been stated before but all this is just a way for them to glorify Allah. People can break coins using magic tricks… If he’s so special it would show him pulling a train or throwing a truck across the street.
Why would someone ask him to pull a train or throw a truck? Praise Allah.[/quote]
He could work for 50 cents/hr and save the train companies money on diesel! Allah Akhbar!
(1) never sleps sicne he was born
(2) ripps coins and bends them in his eye socket that he convieniently provides himself
(3) doesn’t drink water, oh no, only melted butter
(4) his doctor told him that he cannt; go to prisons, police stations or infact do any work. and he must have sex 15x per day.
(5) he can’t proove any of his feets of strength cos he’ll he ‘the rage’ and kill every one around him.
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This guy has it figured out. He lives like a king because he rips pennies in half! Are you kidding me!?!?!
I’m quitting my job and moving to Egypt. If i go out into the Egyptian streets and bend a frying pan with my bare hands, these people will lose their minds.
Fuck pennies. If Egyptians are so enamored by an obese asshole bending pennies with his face, they’re gonna become convinced that I am the Mohammed reincarnate when they see me bend frying pans.
Then I’ll get 6 Egyptian baby mommas, have a doctor tell everyone that I’m above the law, have 35 kids with my 6 Egyptian baby mommas and then have my 35 kids beat up this guy’s 35 kids. I’d sit on throne, drink melted butter and have court-ordered sex 15 times a day. All day. Every day.
Dude, did you take a look at those “hot” wives? You can stay right here and get one of those without touching a frying pan.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
Then I’ll get 6 Egyptian baby mommas, have a doctor tell everyone that I’m above the law, have 35 kids with my 6 Egyptian baby mommas and then have my 35 kids beat up this guy’s 35 kids. I’d sit on throne, drink melted butter and have court-ordered sex 15 times a day. All day. Every day. [/quote]
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Dude, did you take a look at those “hot” wives? You can stay right here and get one of those without touching a frying pan.
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If he is having sex 15 times a day with 4 wives you’d think this guy would have more kids.
Impotent!
Seriously though, every so often you get a genetic freak who, without any training, does have an unusual level of strength. There have been strongmen of old with double tendons, for example - this gives you the ability to exert a lot of strength that normally your body wouldn’t let you (to prevent ripping tendons). I suspect that is what this guy has. I doubt he could lift a rock or anything on strongman comps because he is a lazy lardass, but ripping a coin no problem, especially that soft chocolate coin he had. Squashing it in your eye socket though is one funny party trick (and would not be based on double tendons).
Sadly, I was hoping to see a genetic freak strongman. I really suspect there was a real Hercules who was such a man. I was hoping another popped up. No, just a fat idiot.
What is really disturbing is his societies’ reaction to it all … can’t work? can’t go to prison? wtf??
It’s beyond belief that those so-called journalists would not ask the simplest of critical questions of him or ask for documentation from the doctors he cited to back up his ridiculous claims.
They showed a picture of him being in the army (a tie to the state), then went on to blurt out a bunch of “praise allahs” and mindless platitudes with no questioning whatsoever.
They were told to act exactly as they did, you do not question state propaganda, even something so blatantly childish and easy to disprove.