Women Against Going to the Gym

I have had older guys in the gym tell me I shouldn’t be lifting heavy weights because “guys don’t like their women too strong…” My responce was “well then it will just give then a reason to workout and be stronger then me”…

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.

LOL. Owned.

Who got owned?

The wife.

Oh really, the guy left her?

(I guess I don’t consider secretly confessing you’re not attracted to your spouse…while still being married…to be “owning” someone in the traditional “ppwpwwnnnddd!!!” sense)[/quote]

That’s why I wrote “owned” instead of “pwned”

[quote]mudpro69 wrote:
Uh-oh. Be careful what you say around here, we have some T-ladies that are willing and able to crack-ass on you…[/quote]

They’ll fuck him up.

If after reading my previous post, you still want to look like a bodybuilder, that’s fine with me. That’s a matter for you to discuss with your god and your psychologist. But don’t expect any good looking or successful guys to hit on you anytime soon

[quote]rondastarr wrote:
I have had older guys in the gym tell me I shouldn’t be lifting heavy weights because “guys don’t like their women too strong…”[/quote]

lol wut?

Are you serious? What kinda guy says that?

[quote]King Bling wrote:
If after reading this you still want to look like a bodybuilder, that’s fine with me. That’s a matter for you to discuss with your god and your psychologist. But don’t expect any good looking or successful guys to hit on you anytime soon [/quote]

I agree. Jamie Eason is soooo ugly.

Oh this is going to get good!

Is it me or are the rest of you smelling a pile of TROLL SHIT!!

Yeah Jamie should stop working out, start eating her body weight in ho-hos and then only then would I do her…

[quote]Makavali wrote:
rondastarr wrote:
I have had older guys in the gym tell me I shouldn’t be lifting heavy weights because “guys don’t like their women too strong…”

lol wut?

Are you serious? What kinda guy says that?[/quote]

One of those older, by older I mean like 60s-70s, who is in the gym everyday doing the same kinda stuff and just looks skinny/fat. He’s just from a different era and has a different view of what women should be. Though it’s funny because he caught me deadlifting once and just shook his head so disappointed, lol.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
King Bling wrote:
If after reading this you still want to look like a bodybuilder, that’s fine with me. That’s a matter for you to discuss with your god and your psychologist. But don’t expect any good looking or successful guys to hit on you anytime soon

I agree. Jamie Eason is soooo ugly.[/quote]

Yeah, her muscles are ‘icky’. I’d totally deny her.

Seriously King Bling, do you really think the guys on this site that work out regularly, aren’t attracted to women that are into working out? Most of the women on this site are already in my fantasy file.

[quote]rondastarr wrote:
One of those older, by older I mean like 60s-70s, who is in the gym everyday doing the same kinda stuff and just looks skinny/fat.

He’s just from a different era and has a different view of what women should be. Though it’s funny because he caught me deadlifting once and just shook his head so disappointed, lol.[/quote]

LOL he shook his head at you deadlifting? If Jillybops avatar is anything to go by, I would have just watched in between sets.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
King Bling wrote:
If after reading this you still want to look like a bodybuilder, that’s fine with me. That’s a matter for you to discuss with your god and your psychologist. But don’t expect any good looking or successful guys to hit on you anytime soon

I agree. Jamie Eason is soooo ugly.[/quote]

I think she is actullay, She’s got the muscles… and she probably woudln’t even need a sex change as these women usually have nob-sized clits. Are you sre you’re not just closeted?

but hey if any of you guys really love suckin penis-sized clits…no offence…whatever floats your boat

[quote]King Bling wrote:
I think she is actullay, She’s got the muscles… and she probably woudln’t even need a sex change as these women usually have nob-sized clits. Are you sre you’re not just closeted?

but hey if any of you guys really love suckin penis-sized clits…no offence…whatever floats your boat[/quote]

LOL

[quote]Makavali wrote:
rondastarr wrote:
One of those older, by older I mean like 60s-70s, who is in the gym everyday doing the same kinda stuff and just looks skinny/fat.

He’s just from a different era and has a different view of what women should be. Though it’s funny because he caught me deadlifting once and just shook his head so disappointed, lol.

LOL he shook his head at you deadlifting? If Jillybops avatar is anything to go by, I would have just watched in between sets.[/quote]

LOL!
I have noticed it is generally a certain age range that seems to think I am ruining myself with lifting heavy.

As far as people my age I don’t think the guys know what to do with me or perhaps they are intimidated or they may even just think it’s weird and the women tend to think that if they lift anything over 8lbs their bones will snap clean off and thye can’t understand how I can possibly pick something up like that and I am sure to lead to back injury shrugs

[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.

LOL. Owned.

Who got owned?

The wife.

Oh really, the guy left her?

(I guess I don’t consider secretly confessing you’re not attracted to your spouse…while still being married…to be “owning” someone in the traditional “ppwpwwnnnddd!!!” sense)

That’s why I wrote “owned” instead of “pwned”[/quote]

Oh…okay then.

Seriously though why didn’t the OP respond, “Yup I’ve got my speedo on and I’m ready to sweat it to the oldies and maybe meet some sweet gilfs”

I guess I’m just pissed that chicks aren’t texting me asking if I’m working out.

[quote]DickBag wrote:
People who spend all their time cooking or eating or looking for food, or training or shaking protein shakes are boring as FUCK.

train hard, eat and have done with it.

enough of this 24 7 shit.

you dont need to live in the kitchen. i have a friend who is a muppet. all he does is eat chicken and rice and then go to the supermarket and buy more food and then cook his next meal, then clean dishes, then travel one hour to the gym and then come home cook again, clean dishes and im heavier than him

eat you meals, train, just dont turn into a fag.
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Quoted for truth. Theres the side that’s all “oh no toxic people are bringing me down” and sure, I get that maybe there are people in your life who are jealous of you and your accomplishments. But maybe, just maybe, you’re actually an asshole.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Seriously though why didn’t the OP respond, “Yup I’ve got my speedo on and I’m ready to sweat it to the oldies and maybe meet some sweet gilfs”

I guess I’m just pissed that chicks aren’t texting me asking if I’m working out.[/quote]

because they look at your manly muscley body and they just know you work out Nate… they just know

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Seriously though why didn’t the OP respond, “Yup I’ve got my speedo on and I’m ready to sweat it to the oldies and maybe meet some sweet gilfs”

I guess I’m just pissed that chicks aren’t texting me asking if I’m working out.

because they look at your manly muscley body and they just know you work out Nate… they just know

[/quote]

Well…that is true.

[quote]Christine wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
It’s not sarcasm. The text above clearly shows that she was trying to start a fun conversation with him. When she said “oh you boys and your working out”, she was more than likely hoping he’d respond with something like “hey, we have to look good for you ladies”. But no, he came back with some boring response.

She got defensive, so did he, and her last part really meant “I hate it when guys spend 2 to 3 hours per day in the gym instead of ramming me with their rock hard cock.”

She was trying to flirt, only got insulted in return, so yeah I can understand her being pissed. If you tried playfully talking to some chick and only got a dull response and an insult, you’d be pissed too.

Good job!

But those are an awful lot of words… maybe you can present that in a powerpoint presentation for the even slower ones.
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For the slower ones, at the request of Christine:

  • If a random girl texts you, she more than likely wants your penis. Be fun, and get laid.

  • If you don’t want to get laid by the girl, at least be nice. She might have hot friends.

  • Do not talk about training to people who don’t train themselves. Just say “I’m at the gym” or “Working out”.

  • Telling someone they don’t look like they workout is an insult. Expect one in return.