[quote]nephorm wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
I am pretty scary
Yeah… scary hot.[/quote]
Hi neph 
[quote] wrote:
nephorm wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
I am pretty scary
Yeah… scary hot.
Hi neph ;)[/quote]
[b]MY PLACE OR YOURS!?!?!??[/b]
Shit. I suck at flirting.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
She says: “your training what?”
I say: “I lifted weights, did some jump rope for cardio, and made a new front squat record”
She says: “oh, you boys and your working out”
I say: " something to do, keeps me from getting weaker and my body composition in check"
She says: “Well its boring, I don’t have time for that”
Some guys sure don’t understand flirting.[/quote]
Is this sarcasm?
If not explain.
[quote]Jabbate wrote:
Also, when you ask girls what big muscles are and what a good body is, they usually point to David Beckham or Brad Pitt, which just spins me into a dimension of pissed off that’s very unpleasant.[/quote]
That’s hilarious considering your avatar.
[quote] wrote:
Hi neph ;)[/quote]
Sorry to interrupt, I see you don’t have a user name.
Are you a ninja?
Neph, will you write all my training logs from here on out? Legendary.
My good friend’s wife once said, “Exercise isn’t for everybody!”
It shows.
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.[/quote]
LOL. Owned.
[quote]En Sabah Nur wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
She says: “your training what?”
I say: “I lifted weights, did some jump rope for cardio, and made a new front squat record”
She says: “oh, you boys and your working out”
I say: " something to do, keeps me from getting weaker and my body composition in check"
She says: “Well its boring, I don’t have time for that”
Some guys sure don’t understand flirting.
Is this sarcasm?
If not explain.[/quote]
It’s not sarcasm. The text above clearly shows that she was trying to start a fun conversation with him. When she said “oh you boys and your working out”, she was more than likely hoping he’d respond with something like “hey, we have to look good for you ladies”. But no, he came back with some boring response.
She got defensive, so did he, and her last part really meant “I hate it when guys spend 2 to 3 hours per day in the gym instead of ramming me with their rock hard cock.”
She was trying to flirt, only got insulted in return, so yeah I can understand her being pissed. If you tried playfully talking to some chick and only got a dull response and an insult, you’d be pissed too.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
En Sabah Nur wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
She says: “your training what?”
I say: “I lifted weights, did some jump rope for cardio, and made a new front squat record”
She says: “oh, you boys and your working out”
I say: " something to do, keeps me from getting weaker and my body composition in check"
She says: “Well its boring, I don’t have time for that”
Some guys sure don’t understand flirting.
Is this sarcasm?
If not explain.
It’s not sarcasm. The text above clearly shows that she was trying to start a fun conversation with him. When she said “oh you boys and your working out”, she was more than likely hoping he’d respond with something like “hey, we have to look good for you ladies”. But no, he came back with some boring response.
She got defensive, so did he, and her last part really meant “I hate it when guys spend 2 to 3 hours per day in the gym instead of ramming me with their rock hard cock.”
She was trying to flirt, only got insulted in return, so yeah I can understand her being pissed. If you tried playfully talking to some chick and only got a dull response and an insult, you’d be pissed too.
[/quote]
Good job!
But those are an awful lot of words… maybe you can present that in a powerpoint presentation for the even slower ones.
[quote]Christine wrote:
But those are an awful lot of words… maybe you can present that in a powerpoint presentation for the even slower ones.[/quote]
Needs a pie-chart too. And bright colors and lots of movement.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.
LOL. Owned.[/quote]
Who got owned?
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.
LOL. Owned.
Who got owned?[/quote]
The wife.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
It’s no wonder my friend has a secret porn stash, and has admitted to me that he has never once thought about his wife while he pleasures himself.
LOL. Owned.
Who got owned?
The wife.[/quote]
Oh really, the guy left her?
(I guess I don’t consider secretly confessing you’re not attracted to your spouse…while still being married…to be “owning” someone in the traditional “ppwpwwnnnddd!!!” sense)
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Those big guys in the gym carry around little pads that they write in while they’re working out.
I have no idea what they are writing in there.
"Dear Diary,
I lifted 300 pounds today.
I am fucking huge.
I will keep writing, because my arms are stuck in this position.
Love,
me"[/quote]
hahaha!
I thought it was for all the numbers all the big guys get from the figure competitors… or maybe other big guys
I agree with her…well kind of…Women should have curves, preferably a nice hour-glass figure…they shouldn’t look like those ugly, freakish T-Nation figure competitors.
Seriously why do women even want to look lean and muscly?? it just looks totally wrong!
Women are hottest when they are curvy and have a bit of meat on them, it drives guys crazy…
there’s a reason why females have much higher levels of estrogen ; because they’re supposed to have big boobs and a nice butt, they’re not supposed to have a fuckin ‘bruce-lee’ physique! it’s gross!!
If youre a woman and lift please! please! for the sake of humanity put down your plastic coated dumbells and learn to cook.
Don’t waste your money on cycling shorts, invest in some cooking utensil instead
You will thank me for this advice in the long-term.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
IThe text above clearly shows that she was trying to start a fun conversation with him.
[/quote]
YES!
This is cynical. According to clarify the text, she was pleased and his attempt to start a conversation. When she said: “Oh, now the boys and work,” she hope that he made over the possibility of response: “Hey, we need to find a good woman.” But, no, he had some response, tedious comeback.
She is defensive in nature, he is the last part of her, I really mean “I hate it when people spend a day in two to three hours in the gym, but not me.”
She wanted to flirt, only to return an insult, I can understand the anger, because she is identified. Interestingly, if only you try to talk to some of the chicken and slow to respond, you insult and anger.
[quote]King Bling wrote:
I agree with her…well kind off…Women should have curves, preferably a nice hour-glass figure…they shouldn’t look like those ugly, freakish T-Nation figure competitors.
Seriously why do women even want to look lean and muscly?? it just looks totally wrong!
Women are hottest when they are curvy and have a bit of meat on them, it drives guys crazy…
there’s a reason why females have much higher levels of estrogen ; because they’re supposed to have big boobs and a nice butt, they’re not supposed to have a fuckin ‘bruce-lee’ physique! it’s gross!!
If youre a woman and lift please! please! for the sake of humanity put down your plastic coated dumbells and learn to cook.
Don’t waste your money on cycling shorts, invest in some cooking utensil instead
You will thank me for this advice in the long-term.
[/quote]
wait… wait…
this is sarcasm right?
man I hate no tone
[quote]King Bling wrote:
I agree with her…well kind off…Women should have curves, preferably a nice hour-glass figure…they shouldn’t look like those ugly, freakish T-Nation figure competitors.
Seriously why do women even want to look lean and muscly?? it just looks totally wrong!
Women are hottest when they are curvy and have a bit of meat on them, it drives guys crazy…
there’s a reason why females have much higher levels of estrogen ; because they’re supposed to have big boobs and a nice butt, they’re not supposed to have a fuckin ‘bruce-lee’ physique! it’s gross!!
If youre a woman and lift please! please! for the sake of humanity put down your plastic coated dumbells and learn to cook.
Don’t waste your money on cycling shorts, invest in some cooking utensil instead
You will thank me for this advice in the long-term.
[/quote]
If this is a serious post, then I’m just trying to count how many kinds of ‘wrong’ it contains.
[quote]King Bling wrote:
but curvy…not like those freaksih figure competitors on T-Nation
I agree with her…well kind off…
Seriously why do women even want to look lean and muscly?? it just looks totally wrong!
Women are hottest when they are curvy and have a bit of meat on them, it drives guys crazy…
there’s a reason why females have much higher levels of estrogen ; because they’re supposed to have big boobs and a nice butt, they’re not supposed to have a fuckin ‘bruce-lee’ physique! it’s gross!!
If youre a woman and lift please! please! for the sake of humanity put down your plastic coated dumbells and learn to cook.
Don’t waste your money on cycling shorts, invest in some cooking utensil instead
You will thank me for this advice in the long-term.
[/quote]
Uh-oh. Be careful what you say around here, we have some T-ladies that are willing and able to crack-ass on you…