Why Your FOREARMS Suck!

I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
CHEKonIT wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:

Hilarious. Note the stick books on the left hand side of the toilet too.

Kratos never dissapoints.

Do you mean “sticky” books?

Is that “Texan livestock monthly” I see there?

Better books and magazines than rulers and tape measures.

Which ever takes your fancy. They both store fecal bacteria just as well as each other

Actually that’s a Spanish textbook

Just because you don’t understand the words in “Where did I come from?” doesn’t necessarily mean it’s written in another language.
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ChekOnit, your a dickwad. WTF is with all the trolls lately.

You guys talk a lot of shit to upstanding guys on this site. Whats your deal?

[quote]keaster wrote:
ChekOnit, your a dickwad. WTF is with all the trolls lately.

You guys talk a lot of shit to upstanding guys on this site. Whats your deal?
[/quote]

Trolls make topics keep going. If somebody posts a decent topic, nobody ever responds. You all look for someone to bag.

In a way, we are keeping this site entertaining.

[quote]keaster wrote:
ChekOnit, your a dickwad. WTF is with all the trolls lately.
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Summer school just let out, that’s why.

This was good advice for lifting. Too bad the trolls ruined this thread. At least he was advising heavy weights unlike some of these other swill ballers. They would probably advise swiss ball wrist curls.

lol

[quote]harris447 wrote:
I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.[/quote]

I would put good money that you are actually Mr.Push Ups. You are one of the biggest trolls here.

You, Chek, & Push ups are probably all the same person.

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Trolls make topics keep going. If somebody posts a decent topic, nobody ever responds. You all look for someone to bag.

In a way, we are keeping this site entertaining. [/quote]

yeah…

a bunch of people agreeing with everything, high-fiving each other all the time can get very dull…

some of the funniest shit I’ve read on this site has been from the more clever trolls…

unfortunately, most trolls add nothing more than insipid idiocy…

is troll quality control in order? what can be done to raise the entertainment level of some of the more vapid trolls?

[quote]DPH wrote:
De sleeplijn wrote:
Trolls make topics keep going. If somebody posts a decent topic, nobody ever responds. You all look for someone to bag.

In a way, we are keeping this site entertaining.

yeah…

a bunch of people agreeing with everything, high-fiving each other all the time can get very dull…

some of the funniest shit I’ve read on this site has been from the more clever trolls…

unfortunately, most trolls add nothing more than insipid idiocy…

is troll quality control in order? what can be done to raise the entertainment level of some of the more vapid trolls?[/quote]

I think the troll level goes up as the lifting enthusiasm for lifting goes down. People become bored and would rather argue on this site instead of look up information or try to discuss bodybuilding issues in depth.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Never truer spoken words than here on T-Nation. Instead of trying to come to happy mediums. There are 1 million opinions in here. Only the T-Nation trolls will all agree to the same thing no matter if its the good or bad advice.

[quote]keaster wrote:
ChekOnit, your a dickwad. WTF is with all the trolls lately.
[/quote]

At least I’m a funny dickwad.

It is important that everyone know that in order to build a better body, you must NEVER listen to any advice that is dispensed by the poster named mason33.

At first he may seem like a “hard core tough guy,” but if you pay close attention, you will soon discover that he is not. In fact, just reading a few of his posts will soon illuminate the fact that, not only is he not a tough guy, he is also full of shit. Not full of shit like your funny alcoholic uncle who tells lots of stories at family reunions. Mason33 has exceeded normal levels of fecal matter retainment. He is so full of feces that it is actually spilling over onto the pages of the T-Nation website and into our very lives!

If you were initially fooled by his facade, don’t beat yourself up. I was fooled for a few minutes too. I felt stupid at first, but I have moved past that and am now doing my duty to spread the word. Mason33 is NOT GOOD. His attitude is horrible and he knows nothing about training. In fact, I theorize that his knowledge deficit is so immense that it will soon collapse into a powerful vortex of dumbassery that threatens to suck many innocent people into its depths!

I am putting out a call to the good citizens of Testosterone Nation to help end his reign of idiocy! I know you’re asking me, “But J.W., what can I do? I’m just one person!” I’ll tell you what to do. IGNORE HIM!! Do not dignify any more of his posts with a response. It doesn’t matter if you have a really awesome insult to hit him with. It won’t work. He is too stupid to process insults like a normal human being. His brain doesn’t work like yours and mine. Truth be told, there exists a pretty solid theory that his brain is only one-eighth the size of a regular brain. The evidence already shows that he has tiny forearms and it is overwhelmingly obvious that his brain must have a similar lack of mass.

So in summary:

  1. Mason33 is not a tough guy.
  2. Mason33 is not smart.
  3. Mason33 is a bad person.
  4. Mason33 has tiny forearms.
  5. Ignore Mason33 and he has no power.

Point number 5 is the most important. If we all ignore him he will have no more power and we will all be better people for it. Let us not allow him to ruin any more posts!!

Respectfully submitted,
J.W.

could it be that MGMF is Mason33 and has changed his SN again??

[quote]MGMF wrote:
harris447 wrote:
I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.

I would put good money that you are actually Mr.Push Ups. You are one of the biggest trolls here.

You, Chek, & Push ups are probably all the same person.[/quote]

MGMF you have 4 posts on this site.

All your posts under this name discuss trolling.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.[/quote]

Mr. Pushups? Isn’t he the douchbag that chickened out of an invitation to lift with me?

I would still like to see someone that only does pushups bench over 300. That would be one for the record books.

[quote]MGMF wrote:
harris447 wrote:
I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.

I would put good money that you are actually Mr.Push Ups. You are one of the biggest trolls here.

You, Chek, & Push ups are probably all the same person.[/quote]

Don’t paint me with that brush, you muppet. I wouldn’t have anything to do with the type of training he’s vomiting.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
I would put good money on the fact that “mason33” is actually Mr. PushUps.[/quote]

I was going to post that.

the writing style is exactly the same, which is all over the place and full of assholery and a superiority complex.

Lurked here for quite a while, but felt the need to post since I know when I’m hearing from a real forearm Guru. I’m a feeble old geezer here at age 59. At 6 feet and around 255-260, I’m merely a shell of my former youthful self. My pussified 18+ upper arms and even more pussified 15+ forearms can barely spoon enough pablum into my gob to maintain bodyweight.

And now I know where I went wrong. Instead of doing the occasional few sets of wrist curls… reverse wrist curls… grip work… levering work… and putting pretty good bends in 60 penny spikes, I should have been doing 800 pound behing-the-back wrist twiches in the power rack.

Like many others here, I’m ready to be blasted out of the frame IF YOU’LL JUST POST SOME PICS OF THOSE REAL T-MAN PIPES. Must be 22 inches by now since you’re probably up to 1,500 pounds in the behind the back rack wrist twiches.

I’ll try to post a pic of my pussified pipes just so that you’ll feel better knowing that if we ever shook hands, my pussified paw would be crushed in a grip of iron.

Oley

P.S. My wrists are a girly 8 1/4. Is that way too small to build real T-man forearms??? Is there any hope for me?


And here’s another example of the pussification of my arms in general and my forearms in particular. I can’t even maintain a guillotine choke hold on my wife. Now granted, she is ten years younger than I am… so her youthfulness is a factor when she easily rips my arms from around her throat.

Mr. Pussy Arms. That’s what she calls me. The SHAME!!! Notice how I’m about to weep. Age… AND GIRLY ARMS… does that to a man.

I’m gonna build my own power rack in my basement and start my behind the back forearm twitch routine. I know I can hit a grand if I work long and hard enough. Then I’ll have real pipes.

Oley

Oley, you win 100 cool points. You look like a hard-core fossil dick! I can tell you have that crazy “old man” strength. You remind me of that scene in Second Hand Lions, when Robert Duval whips the stew out of a bunch of young punks at a store. I could easily see you doing something like that.

Oley, you kickass.

I think mason33 has changed screen names or left. I’ll anxiously wait for a post about 3000 pound calf raises.