I lift weight’s because i enjoy it,pretty simple answer but true,its a great feeling when you hit a p.r. or break a rep record with a certain weight,also who the fuck wants to be skinny!
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]andy1977 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
how does a person be a level 4 with only 60 posts? Just curious.[/quote]
It’s a penis-size thing.
Send a moderator a picture of your erect penis next to a shoe, and if it is long enough, you get promoted up levels.
It’s why I’m a level 4 with just a few posts. [/quote]
Ha ha. Never heard that one before. I am assuming the dollar bill test would be a better gauge since they are all the same size. I’m referring to U.S. currency of course. [/quote]
The shoe reference is an inside joke regarding a guy who poised with a shoe about a decade ago.[/quote]
Oh. I apologize. Thank you for clarifying.
[quote]andy1977 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]andy1977 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
how does a person be a level 4 with only 60 posts? Just curious.[/quote]
It’s a penis-size thing.
Send a moderator a picture of your erect penis next to a shoe, and if it is long enough, you get promoted up levels.
It’s why I’m a level 4 with just a few posts. [/quote]
Ha ha. Never heard that one before. I am assuming the dollar bill test would be a better gauge since they are all the same size. I’m referring to U.S. currency of course. [/quote]
The shoe reference is an inside joke regarding a guy who poised with a shoe about a decade ago.[/quote]
Oh. I apologize. Thank you for clarifying. [/quote]
The thread that started it all:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
Yet again, RV delivers.
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No doubt about it. I’ve heard through the grapevine Biotest figures that RogueVeggieExceptForAnOccasionalBBQ alone accounts for 17% of all supplement sales. That’s NOT what he purchases, it’s what they calculate he brings in from his ridiculous bullshit posts. Tens of thousands of customers are literally logging in daily and buying products just so they can see him spin another Pecos Bill-like tall tale.
One of the most marvelous marketing ploys I’ve ever seen.
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If he dispenses these shaggy dog stories for free, I can’t wait for the novel. A self-published Kindle preview on Amazon would make him a fortune.
Gotta use your body in some way, might as well get swole and strong while your at it.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]
Oh despicable me!
I lift so I can get huge.
Like RV.
Well, sort of…
I can not imagine being my height (same as RV) and weighing 100 lbs more then I do.
Seriously, I lift so I can make myself better then I was the day before.
Do you think RV has issues with his immortal middle leg?
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]andy1977 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
how does a person be a level 4 with only 60 posts? Just curious.[/quote]
It’s a penis-size thing.
Send a moderator a picture of your erect penis next to a shoe, and if it is long enough, you get promoted up levels.
It’s why I’m a level 4 with just a few posts. [/quote]
Ha ha. Never heard that one before. I am assuming the dollar bill test would be a better gauge since they are all the same size. I’m referring to U.S. currency of course. [/quote]
The shoe reference is an inside joke regarding a guy who poised with a shoe about a decade ago.[/quote]
I just read that entire thread, lol. It was like 10 pages long, and the guy only posted that one post, lol. Yet everyone kept raggin on the guy for 10 pages, lol. Yes, posing with a shoe is stupid, but is it really worth 10 pages. I don’t think the guy even responded.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
Yet again, RV delivers.
[/quote]
No doubt about it. I’ve heard through the grapevine Biotest figures that RogueVeggieExceptForAnOccasionalBBQ alone accounts for 17% of all supplement sales. That’s NOT what he purchases, it’s what they calculate he brings in from his ridiculous bullshit posts. Tens of thousands of customers are literally logging in daily and buying products just so they can see him spin another Pecos Bill-like tall tale.
One of the most marvelous marketing ploys I’ve ever seen.
[/quote]
You want to know whats even more funny? Everything I have ever said is the absolute 100% truth. the last supplement I bought here was the original hormone based Mag 10.
I started lifting weights when I was 21. I was 130lbs and had a very weak back, if I tried to pick something up off the floor my back would seize up in pain. I got angry with my problem and wanted to change so I bought a gym membership. 4 years later and I don’t plan on stopping.
Cuz I’m sexy and I know it.
I lift because I want to be the first one on my block to rip a stop sign out of the ground with my bare hands. They sink those fuckers pretty deep out here in California.
I also lift because RV lifts, and I envy him. Oh, how I envy him.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
…I also lift because RV lifts, and I envy him. Oh, how I envy him.
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He knows it. He can feel it. He’s there for you.
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I’m being simultaneously spotted and tea-bagged by him right now. Well, not RIGHT now. Right now I’m typing, but less than a minute ago he was actually actively encouraging me to lift harder AND he had his testicle placed directly on my forehead. With that kind of ability to motivate, he’ll have me ripping stop signs out of the ground with my fucking teeth!