Why I Lift Weights

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

Arent you like 5’8", are we talking about Willy Wonka Factory bigger and stronger or real world?[/quote]

Lol
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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Pity me? I have benched well over 500lbs, I can incline press 375 for 10 reps. I have a 58 inch chest. I have mile wide shoulders and bill goldberg traps. [/quote]

Fucking impressive. You’re one strong mofo.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

Arent you like 5’8", are we talking about Willy Wonka Factory bigger and stronger or real world?[/quote]

Lol
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LMFAO!!
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I don’t know why I lift weights.

I think I’ll stop now actually…

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[quote]clinton131 wrote:
RV?

Hahaha!! And where are the wheels? Probably stick- looking.

‘‘Fucking cum all over my mirrors, just making love to myself man. Mmmm…’’ LMFAO!!

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]clinton131 wrote:
RV?

- YouTube [/quote]

Hahaha!! And where are the wheels? Probably stick- looking.

‘‘Fucking cum all over my mirrors, just making love to myself man. Mmmm…’’ LMFAO!!
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Someone, somewhere, is fapping furiously to this.

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To the OP:

A) Because I get like fat if I dont.

B) Because there are some wimmenz that go all wide eyed and excited when you weigh twice as much as them and can form a coherent sentence.

C) Because I could not possibly kick everyone in the nuts who I think deserved it. Well, that was a lie, usually I fantasize about a two bladed battle axe.

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Probably more like this…

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RV?[/quote]

No, no…he said MILE wide shoulders.[/quote]

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Probably more like this…

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RV?[/quote]

No, no…he said MILE wide shoulders.[/quote]
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Damn.

Someone’s compensating.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]clinton131 wrote:
RV?

- YouTube [/quote]

Hahaha!! And where are the wheels? Probably stick- looking.

‘‘Fucking cum all over my mirrors, just making love to myself man. Mmmm…’’ LMFAO!!
[/quote]
I LOL’d

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

pahahahahaha you are a great poster, never stop

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
While a normal average mortal man [/quote]

Rogue Vampire, obscene Colossus descended upon enfeebled mortals from the heights of Mt Olympus

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RV finally released his second pic…

…where is the shoe?

tweet

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[quote]theBird wrote:
RV finally released his second pic…

…where is the shoe?

tweet[/quote]

The end is nigh…theBird has posted something that made me laugh in general and not at him

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To the OP:

  1. I train because it relieves stress, and I find lifting weights a lot of fun, for reasons I can’t really define.

  2. I like improving the appearance of my body.

  3. I don’t want to be weak and pathetic like most 21 year old guys I know.

  4. I like being able to carry my girlfriend easily.

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[quote]Consul wrote:
To the OP:

  1. I train because it relieves stress, and I find lifting weights a lot of fun, for reasons I can’t really define.

  2. I like improving the appearance of my body.

  3. I don’t want to be weak and pathetic like most 21 year old guys I know.

  4. I like being able to carry my girlfriend easily.[/quote]

Yeah I guess this is why I lift weights too.

I’ll start lifting weights again.

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[quote]Goodfellow wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:
To the OP:

  1. I train because it relieves stress, and I find lifting weights a lot of fun, for reasons I can’t really define.

  2. I like improving the appearance of my body.

  3. I don’t want to be weak and pathetic like most 21 year old guys I know.

  4. I like being able to carry my girlfriend easily.[/quote]

Yeah I guess this is why I lift weights too.

I’ll start lifting weights again.[/quote]

Glad I helped a brother out. LOL.

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I started lifting to lose weight and improve my health and appearance 16 years ago. I was 310-315lbs of blubber. Now turning 50 next month and I’m 180lbs,9%bf,and in great health. I no longer have high blood sugar,high blood pressure and take no meds. Feel better than I did @ 25. Lifting is a pleasure to me now,I’m a hardcore endorphin junkie. Balances my brain chemistry,keeps me calm,focused.

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[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]pgtips wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. [/quote]

So what does an immortal man at 5’8 weigh?

Serious question.
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What does an immortal man weigh? Too many variables…

Is this when he’s in the guise of a man or when he’s shapeshifted into a bat?[/quote]

It’s not a fair comparison anyway. How much would need to be added in to make up for no shadow or reflection?
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Thats a hard one. I think the shadow and reflection loss would = lower weight, but each year a Vampire lives he gains an immortal 25lbs of muscle to contribute to mile wide shoulders.

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[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:

[quote]groo wrote:
There’s always ninja warrior… or perhaps

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that’s a bunchocrazyshit.[/quote]

I agree. That guy is a machine!