Why I Lift Weights

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I have people ask me in the gym-this happens all the time…often from the same people- “how do you get the motivation to do squats/deadlifts/cleans”. I know exactly why I do what I do in the gym, but haven’t put it into words so people saying “WTF does this kid think he’s doing” can understand. I lift with the dismal hope that I’ll become more athletic.

With this new found athleticism secret doors would open and I’d do things so phenomenal that the sky would part, champagne would fall from the heavens, and inebriated women would throw themselves at me by the dozens.

I willingly acknowledge that I’m 23 and whatever athletic abilities I might develop ultimately are useless since all the windows for participation have passed, but that goes in the “read when impotent, shriveled, old and painfully arthritic” file. [/quote]

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

Arent you like 5’8", are we talking about Willy Wonka Factory bigger and stronger or real world?[/quote]

BWA HA HAAAA!
Is RV really under 6 feet? If so…it’s all over.
[/quote]

How does someones height have any relevance to your physique.[/quote]

Man, Not sure about bodybuilders but I know a sexy dwarf strip club you would love. Everyone is 4’ but with even Proportions.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I have people ask me in the gym-this happens all the time…often from the same people- “how do you get the motivation to do squats/deadlifts/cleans”. I know exactly why I do what I do in the gym, but haven’t put it into words so people saying “WTF does this kid think he’s doing” can understand. I lift with the dismal hope that I’ll become more athletic.

With this new found athleticism secret doors would open and I’d do things so phenomenal that the sky would part, champagne would fall from the heavens, and inebriated women would throw themselves at me by the dozens.

I willingly acknowledge that I’m 23 and whatever athletic abilities I might develop ultimately are useless since all the windows for participation have passed, but that goes in the “read when impotent, shriveled, old and painfully arthritic” file. [/quote]

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

Arent you like 5’8", are we talking about Willy Wonka Factory bigger and stronger or real world?[/quote]

BWA HA HAAAA!
Is RV really under 6 feet? If so…it’s all over.
[/quote]

One of the many pants threads he weighed in about his chest to waist ratio with his height.

I guess when you are walking around a day care it makes you feel like a giant. [/quote]

So you’re saying that the way I feel amongst my students is the way RV feels when he walks down the street?[/quote]

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. Im that same average height but I weigh 285-290lbs. you guys bring up height, cause thats the only weopon you think you have against me, lol. I find it laughable.

Lee preist is what 5’4, are you saying he’s not jacked and impressive looking? While height does have some influence of how impressive you look, its only a very small part. 90% of what makes you look impressive is your physique. [/quote]

You added mortal in there. Ohfuckingno.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but they use the word “height” there the same way we use “old” when a kid says that he/she is 5 years old. Are they old? No.

Are you anywhere near tall?
No.

So you are not scaring any Japanese.

Damn…did I just feed a troll or confuse an idiot?!?[/quote]

I guarantee you, if lee priest walked into a club, at his biggest, he would be extremely intimidating, regardless of his height. when you walk around with 20+ inch guns and a huge chest and wide shoulders, you are going to be impressive looking. [/quote]

Can we move this conversation to Hawaii or Samoa. Trust me on this brother. If you went to the beach out there you better have some ID showing you are an adult because the infants have 20 inch guns and you may end up being picked up and breast fed by a 6’3 Samoan Woman.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but they use the word “height” there the same way we use “old” when a kid says that he/she is 5 years old. Are they old? No.

Are you anywhere near tall?
No.

So you are not scaring any Japanese.

Damn…did I just feed a troll or confuse an idiot?!?[/quote]

I guarantee you, if lee priest walked into a club, at his biggest, he would be extremely intimidating, regardless of his height. when you walk around with 20+ inch guns and a huge chest and wide shoulders, you are going to be impressive looking. [/quote]

Can we move this conversation to Hawaii or Samoa. Trust me on this brother. If you went to the beach out there you better have some ID showing you are an adult because the infants have 20 inch guns and you may end up being picked up and breast fed by a 6’3 Samoan Woman.[/quote]

How tall is Way on here? I thought he was like 6’3" and weighs 290?

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. [/quote]

So what does an immortal man at 5’8 weigh?

Serious question.

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^^^BWA HA HAA!!!

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So… RV is 1,70m and 130kg’s

that means he should look like the michelin tires mascot.

holy shi… gotta be a awefull sight.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but they use the word “height” there the same way we use “old” when a kid says that he/she is 5 years old. Are they old? No.

Are you anywhere near tall?
No.

So you are not scaring any Japanese.

Damn…did I just feed a troll or confuse an idiot?!?[/quote]

I guarantee you, if lee priest walked into a club, at his biggest, he would be extremely intimidating, regardless of his height. when you walk around with 20+ inch guns and a huge chest and wide shoulders, you are going to be impressive looking. [/quote]

Can we move this conversation to Hawaii or Samoa. Trust me on this brother. If you went to the beach out there you better have some ID showing you are an adult because the infants have 20 inch guns and you may end up being picked up and breast fed by a 6’3 Samoan Woman.[/quote]

How tall is Way on here? I thought he was like 6’3" and weighs 290?

[/quote]

Yeah he took a pic with Hmac and Mac kinda look like he was hanging with his dad.

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Yeah…Way looked huge. You could fit RV is his pocket. Way could eat him for a nice little snack. Then he could eat that little fat fuck Lee Priest.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I have people ask me in the gym-this happens all the time…often from the same people- “how do you get the motivation to do squats/deadlifts/cleans”. I know exactly why I do what I do in the gym, but haven’t put it into words so people saying “WTF does this kid think he’s doing” can understand. I lift with the dismal hope that I’ll become more athletic.

With this new found athleticism secret doors would open and I’d do things so phenomenal that the sky would part, champagne would fall from the heavens, and inebriated women would throw themselves at me by the dozens.

I willingly acknowledge that I’m 23 and whatever athletic abilities I might develop ultimately are useless since all the windows for participation have passed, but that goes in the “read when impotent, shriveled, old and painfully arthritic” file. [/quote]

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

I have got to get me one of those fun house mirrors. I hear they do wonders for your self esteem. Where did you find yours rogue?

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but they use the word “height” there the same way we use “old” when a kid says that he/she is 5 years old. Are they old? No.

Are you anywhere near tall?
No.

So you are not scaring any Japanese.

Damn…did I just feed a troll or confuse an idiot?!?[/quote]

I guarantee you, if lee priest walked into a club, at his biggest, he would be extremely intimidating, regardless of his height. when you walk around with 20+ inch guns and a huge chest and wide shoulders, you are going to be impressive looking. [/quote]

Can we move this conversation to Hawaii or Samoa. Trust me on this brother. If you went to the beach out there you better have some ID showing you are an adult because the infants have 20 inch guns and you may end up being picked up and breast fed by a 6’3 Samoan Woman.[/quote]

How tall is Way on here? I thought he was like 6’3" and weighs 290?

[/quote]

Yeah he took a pic with Hmac and Mac kinda look like he was hanging with his dad.[/quote]

Well Way has to have some where to set his beer right?

Dont shoot me HM

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I have people ask me in the gym-this happens all the time…often from the same people- “how do you get the motivation to do squats/deadlifts/cleans”. I know exactly why I do what I do in the gym, but haven’t put it into words so people saying “WTF does this kid think he’s doing” can understand. I lift with the dismal hope that I’ll become more athletic.

With this new found athleticism secret doors would open and I’d do things so phenomenal that the sky would part, champagne would fall from the heavens, and inebriated women would throw themselves at me by the dozens.

I willingly acknowledge that I’m 23 and whatever athletic abilities I might develop ultimately are useless since all the windows for participation have passed, but that goes in the “read when impotent, shriveled, old and painfully arthritic” file. [/quote]

I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

Arent you like 5’8", are we talking about Willy Wonka Factory bigger and stronger or real world?[/quote]

BWA HA HAAAA!
Is RV really under 6 feet? If so…it’s all over.
[/quote]

One of the many pants threads he weighed in about his chest to waist ratio with his height.

I guess when you are walking around a day care it makes you feel like a giant. [/quote]

So you’re saying that the way I feel amongst my students is the way RV feels when he walks down the street?[/quote]

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. Im that same average height but I weigh 285-290lbs. you guys bring up height, cause thats the only weopon you think you have against me, lol. I find it laughable.

Lee preist is what 5’4, are you saying he’s not jacked and impressive looking? While height does have some influence of how impressive you look, its only a very small part. 90% of what makes you look impressive is your physique. [/quote]

While I agree with yoru point regarding Lee Priest, I will say that most the people I train with are your size and/or bigger and don’t have the superiority complex that you seem to have.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah but they use the word “height” there the same way we use “old” when a kid says that he/she is 5 years old. Are they old? No.

Are you anywhere near tall?
No.

So you are not scaring any Japanese.

Damn…did I just feed a troll or confuse an idiot?!?[/quote]

I guarantee you, if lee priest walked into a club, at his biggest, he would be extremely intimidating, regardless of his height. when you walk around with 20+ inch guns and a huge chest and wide shoulders, you are going to be impressive looking. [/quote]

Can we move this conversation to Hawaii or Samoa. Trust me on this brother. If you went to the beach out there you better have some ID showing you are an adult because the infants have 20 inch guns and you may end up being picked up and breast fed by a 6’3 Samoan Woman.[/quote]

I have seen pics of samoans, your right, they are big. but most do not look like they lift. big, but fat and out of shape. Mark Hunt anyone, lol.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

I can honestly say that I don’t envy you one bit, actually I somewhat pity you.

So I guess that shows that you don’t know right?

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. [/quote]

So what does an immortal man at 5’8 weigh?

Serious question.
[/quote]

What does an immortal man weigh? Too many variables…

Is this when he’s in the guise of a man or when he’s shapeshifted into a bat?

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Come on, guys. Don’t you know that you’d never say this stuff to the guy’s face? He has magical powers that’ll make you look down in shame and walk away instead. As a matter of fact, his daddy can beat up your daddy.

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[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I have people ask me in the gym-this happens all the time…often from the same people- “how do you get the motivation to do squats/deadlifts/cleans”. I know exactly why I do what I do in the gym, but haven’t put it into words so people saying “WTF does this kid think he’s doing” can understand. I lift with the dismal hope that I’ll become more athletic.

With this new found athleticism secret doors would open and I’d do things so phenomenal that the sky would part, champagne would fall from the heavens, and inebriated women would throw themselves at me by the dozens.

I willingly acknowledge that I’m 23 and whatever athletic abilities I might develop ultimately are useless since all the windows for participation have passed, but that goes in the “read when impotent, shriveled, old and painfully arthritic” file. [/quote]

I’m a weak shit compared to a lot of the blokes and girls on here, but I lift for the fun of it.

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Come on, guys. Don’t you know that you’d never say this stuff to the guy’s face? He has magical powers that’ll make you look down in shame and walk away instead. As a matter of fact, his daddy can beat up your daddy.[/quote]

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[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
I lift for the feeling of superiority that it gives me. Knowing Im bigger and stronger than just about anyone alive. Knowing i’m the envy of every male living. [/quote]

I can honestly say that I don’t envy you one bit, actually I somewhat pity you.

So I guess that shows that you don’t know right?[/quote]

Pity me? I have benched well over 500lbs, I can incline press 375 for 10 reps. I have a 58 inch chest. I have mile wide shoulders and bill goldberg traps. YES, by all means, pity me, lol. This is like how women love to call pretty girls ugly, to try and make themselves feel better. but they are only fooling themselves.

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[quote]pgtips wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

While a normal average mortal man is what 5’8 or 5’9 and weighs what, 170-175lbs. [/quote]

So what does an immortal man at 5’8 weigh?

Serious question.
[/quote]

What does an immortal man weigh? Too many variables…

Is this when he’s in the guise of a man or when he’s shapeshifted into a bat?[/quote]

Oh, ermm…I had no idea immortal factoids were so complicated =/