Why Do Men Dominate the Beard Championship?

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

I lol’d

Excellent!!!

LOL

Obviously women’s beard growing abilities have been repressed under the phallic-centric patriarchy.

[quote]Bunyip wrote:
Obviously women’s beard growing abilities have been repressed under the phallic-centric patriarchy.[/quote]

now clean my house while I get shitfaced in the garage.

[quote]spyoptic wrote:
Bunyip wrote:
Obviously women’s beard growing abilities have been repressed under the phallic-centric patriarchy.

now clean my house while I get shitfaced in the garage.

[/quote]

I already ran into the garage door, or was that the wall. I went outside and pissed in the middle of the street to kill some fucking weeds. Hopefully it works or I’m starting a gasoline fire in the middle of the street tomorrow.

Romanian women are not allowed to compete?

ROFL…good work!

[quote]Bujo wrote:
Romanian women are not allowed to compete?[/quote]

That would be cheating.

Apparently those “anything you can do I can do better” commercials were lying