[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/[/quote]
how tru - all the best Vikings had beards~
Theories as to why?
Bullshit. Beards cover weak chins and poor jaw lines, indicative of low test, indicative of pussies.
I bet the author is a pencil neck vagina with a beard.
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Theories as to why?[/quote]
Ever notice how irritating it is having hair on your lower chin and neck? It would piss me off so bad I would probably go on a killing spree.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Bullshit. Beards cover weak chins and poor jaw lines, indicative of low test, indicative of pussies.
I bet the author is a pencil neck vagina with a beard.[/quote]
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Bullshit. Beards cover weak chins and poor jaw lines, indicative of low test, indicative of pussies.
I bet the author is a pencil neck vagina with a beard.[/quote]
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Lol
I can’t grow facial hair to save my life.
Nards, far removed from the apes.
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Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.[/quote]
Egads Vivian…The same God that gave you that beard also long ago gave Mr. And Mrs. Gillette a son who had some good ideas.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Egads Vivian…The same God that gave you that beard also long ago gave Mr. And Mrs. Gillette a son who had some good ideas.[/quote]
and how do you feel about Vivian having a better beard than you can ever hope to have?
Care to say this shit to my face…
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Bullshit. Beards cover weak chins and poor jaw lines, indicative of low test, indicative of pussies.
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[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Egads Vivian…The same God that gave you that beard also long ago gave Mr. And Mrs. Gillette a son who had some good ideas.[/quote]
and how do you feel about Vivian having a better beard than you can ever hope to have?[/quote]
Mine would be shorter but more wiry…and it wouldn’t flutter in the breeze like hers did.
This reminds me of something The Onion would write.
Is any of it serious or is it all a joke?
Either way I’m not shaving.
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
Care to say this shit to my face…
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Bullshit. Beards cover weak chins and poor jaw lines, indicative of low test, indicative of pussies.
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HG severed Chuck Norris’ hand by catching a punch on the chin.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
HG severed Chuck Norris’ hand by catching a punch on this chin. Yes’ that’s my chin, fuckers!
watchagonadoboutit…[/quote]
[quote]SLAINGE wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
HG severed Chuck Norris’ hand by catching a punch on this chin. Yes’ that’s my chin, fuckers!
watchagonadoboutit…[/quote]
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PhotoShop.
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Theories as to why?[/quote]
It looks like a fake study, as all the links went back to this one source.
I will say the Afgans looked down on men without beards, and beards were helpful in combating face chapness/Sun exposure.
For the record, despite the myth that American Indians cannot grow beards, we can (they do tend to be crappy), and I did have a mighty beard.
(As an aside, boys without beards are fair game for gay sex in that area and it was considered “not gay” to fuck them in the ass. So, if captured, cleanly shorn HoustonGuy would have been ridden hard an put away wet.)
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Theories as to why?[/quote]
It looks like a fake study, as all the links went back to this one source.
I will say the Afgans looked down on men without beards, and beards were helpful in combating face chapness/Sun exposure.
For the record, despite the myth that American Indians cannot grow beards, we can (they do tend to be crappy), and I did have a mighty beard.
(As an aside, boys without beards are fair game for gay sex in that area and it was considered “not gay” to fuck them in the ass. So, if captured, cleanly shorn HoustonGuy would have been ridden hard an put away wet.)[/quote]
I wouldn’t have been captured. Even if I was, the only fucking would be me banging their wives, mothers, sisters and daughters.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Theories as to why?[/quote]
It looks like a fake study, as all the links went back to this one source.
I will say the Afgans looked down on men without beards, and beards were helpful in combating face chapness/Sun exposure.
For the record, despite the myth that American Indians cannot grow beards, we can (they do tend to be crappy), and I did have a mighty beard.
(As an aside, boys without beards are fair game for gay sex in that area and it was considered “not gay” to fuck them in the ass. So, if captured, cleanly shorn HoustonGuy would have been ridden hard an put away wet.)[/quote]
I wouldn’t have been captured. Even if I was, the only fucking would be me banging their wives, mothers, sisters and daughters.[/quote]
I would have rather fucked my horse.