[quote]mapwhap wrote:
I don’t hate Crossfit. I hate Crossfitters, and their elistist attitude that they can’t back up. I get tired of having 135 pound douchebags tell me how “intense” Crossfit is, and how it’s the be all, end all of athletic development. There are a number of points I want to make, so excuse the rant.
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Josh Everett. Yes, he is strong. Everett is an animal. That doesn’t make the rest of you Crossfit douchebags animals too, just because you do the same workouts that he does (which you don’t, by the way). It simply means that HE has put in the work and intensity to succeed. I mean really…if you ass clowns did the same workouts that Ronnie Coleman did, does that make you just like him? Does that mean you and he are now somehow the same? NO!! IT DOESN"T!!! So stop holding up one or two elite examples and trying to make the case for the rest of you skinny little pukes.
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So Speal can do a shit load of kipping pull-ups. WOW! That’s just awesome. Here’s the problem…go face a seven foot brick wall or wooden fence. Make sure you have forty or fifty pounds of gear on, plus a weapon. Jump up and grab the top edge of the barricade with your fingertips. Now see if that kip bullshit works. When it doesn’t, go ahead and fall to the ground, scratch your head, and say, “But Coach told me this was functional!! This should work!” Then tell the wall that it isn’t being functionally compliant. I don’t care how many kipping butterfly bullshit pull-ups anyone can do. They don’t translate to REAL pull-ups. And they are functionally worthless.
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The certification program is a joke. You pay Glassman a thousand dollars, and he sends a bunch of skinny nerds out to teach you how to do a clean with a med ball and how to push press PVC pipe. No test required, and POOF!!! You’re a Certified Level One. (And yes, I’ve been to one. Thank God I didn’t pay out of my own pocket.)
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Crossfitters seem to automatically think that they are entitled to question everything. I have TWICE witnessed on the Crossfit forum occasions where recognized Subject Matter Experts wrote essays into the journal. (This would be Dave Tate of EFS and Bill Starr, who should need no introduction.) I then witnessed a bunch of Crossfitters, who know virtually nothing in comparison to these two men, QUESTION what they were teaching, and even CRITICIZE IT!!! Where do you bunch of shit bricks get off questioning two men who are acknowledged WORLDWIDE as experts, when most of you just started training with weights in the last three years?? That’s the elitist BULLSHIT that runs rampant through the Crossfit community.
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And lastly…where the fuck does Glassman get off, telling people how to work out? Every other coach I have ever had the honor of learning from could walk the walk…not just talk the talk. And don’t try to use his injuries as an excuse. On Crossfit’s very own website, there are pics and videos of soldiers who are double, triple, even quadruple amputees doing some kind of modified workouts. What’s his excuse? He’s hurt worse than them? No…Glassman just likes to thing he invented the push up and circuit training, and that he’s too good to do it. He goes by the “if you can’t do, then teach” model. And that is crap.
Crossfit as a program is a decent way to workout, for skinny little “hard gainers”. CROSSFITTERS suck. At everything. [/quote]
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Everett. He’s a great example that I think a lot of crossfit people aspire to. That is why he’s often brought up. I’d consider him the best crossfit athlete. You’re complaining that people look up to the guy. For me I don’t see it as any different than guys who lift on T-Nation looking up to Dave Tate or Jim Wendler or any other lifter or bodybuilder. I don’t think it means that they thing they are just as good.
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Ok, you’re assuming that because kipping pullups are a method we use that it is all we can do. We do L-pullups, deadhang, and weighted pullups. And a lot of them. I have guys who do repetitions with 100+ pounds dead hang. Some of my people (including girls) do ‘Angie’ (100 ea pullups, pushup, situps, squats) Barbara (5 round of 20 pullups, 30 Pushups, 40 situps (GHD), 50 Squats) with a 20# vest on in under 25 minutes. Yes we can do that stuff. Are you seriously complaining that some beginners or undedicated people can’t do the stuff you mentioned?
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Level 1 is basically an intro… Here is my thoughts on it, it gives people a chance to learn to do the exercises properly. I’m not saying that every swinging dick there goes away knowing everything about the exercises. But it gives you the base of knowledge necessary to learn the moves and to potentially teach them.
There is no place you can go to to learn these things other than by an internship with one of the handful of coaches in the world who are really good at teaching them (which you would have to spend years doing to be good at, guess what, that stuff isn’t really available!) The only way you really learn how to coach is by coaching movements.
If you go to Crossfit level 2 it has a 60-80% first time fail rate because of the standards that are held. There is no other certifying system that has this testing standard. You will only pass if you’ve learned to coach based on the stuff you had to learn at level one. It is designed for progression for a motivated individual to learn.
Go to any other certifying body and you will not be taught the level of coaching standards available. USAW? Weekend deal but not rigorous at all. You’ll learn a lot more from Mike Burgener who holds the crossfit weightlifting cert. A motivated person can become a pretty competent coach from learning the basics and putting in due diligence with the knowledge presented.
NSCA? They don’t even go over the lifts at any reasonable level. You buy their materials and take their test, which is more geared toward injury rehad rather than getting people stronger or in better condition… a joke. Not to mention you can end up spending 2k once you have all the study materials they sell, which you’ll need to pass.
ACSM? Same deal. ACE…lol. If you go to university, again, no real instruction on how to teach lifts, more geared toward injury rehab. Crossfit is really the only one out there that works hard to teach people to be competent coaches. That is why there must be the level system! I’m not saying its perfect, but come on you’re going to bitch because level 1 introduction isn’t rigorous enough?
Sure, I’d like there to be a written test or something at the end (you just aren’t going to be extremely competent at the end to go through a hands on coaching test), but there is a lot of info and q&a to potentially learn a lot. Crossfit is an easy target because it is big and there are a lot of people getting involved who probably don’t have any business coaching, and it shows through.
Some people get involved, I think because they think, “hey I kind of like working out, I think I’ll start coaching” which isn’t right, but I think people know what they are getting in the end. I have one guy out here who sucks, he became a crossfit affiliate after converting from a normal personal training gym. I had a bunch of people switch to my gym because he was charging so much. These people’s form sucked and I had to reteach them everything.
But he is good at marketing himself and his gym, so he does well, but thats just the way it goes. I prefer to get my people results rather than hype up my gym and be more of a sales person. Speaking of form I have all of Joe DeFranco’s dvd’s, his athletes form has a lot of ranges from acceptable to poor. Now I really like DeFranco and I think he’s a good coach overall, but still, when it comes to form it goes back to places to learn to teach them, there aren’t a lot of opportunities.
There just is no place to learn other than various weekend stuff or possible internships if you can find a good coach (most uni coaches aren’t very good!) and experience, if, of course, you put in your due diligence to learn how to do them properly.
- There are a lot of idiots on the internet. The other place that comes from is that Rippetoe was the SME for the slow lifts and he teaches a bit different thant Tate. Not saying either is wrong, but I’ve seen people ask about that… and I’ve seen it on T-Nation as well. People are going to ask questions, especially when they are in mind to learn.
I don’t know what you are talking about in reference to the videos or articles as far as what has been said, but all real life experience I’ve had has been the opposite, though people will and should ask questions in regards to anything.
I remember once talking to Rippetoe and I asked him something in reference to something Joe DeFranco did in his programs and Rip gave his opinion, and I said something to the effect of, Defranco has been successful and has been coaching for a while… Rip said, but it is your job to question everything you aren’t sure about no matter who says it, including me.
I don’t think that there is anything wrong with questioning things, for example, Dave Tate is more experienced teach geared lifters, his method for deadlifting, for example, is different than Rip’s who teaches raw lifters. Would it be bad to ask the question if the differences in technique are due to gear? I don’t think so. And that is for SME to answer if they know the answer. Its what they are there for.
Now, I think there is a difference between questioning and being a disrespectful idiot, which is unwarranted. Same thing with thinking you know more than you do about something and making stupid statements. But that sort of thing is the nature of the internet primarily due to the anonymous nature of it all. I don’t take anything much I read on the internet seriously, which is why I don’t participate in message boards very often.
- Glassman working out, as far as I know he does to some extent. I’ve never witnessed it, but he’s an old, injured guy, he’s said he does, I’ve heard it out of his mouth. I’m sure he is no where near elite, and some people are just better at coaching. Kevin Rooney never boxed at an extremely high level, but he built the best Mike Tyson during the 80’s. He’s a better coach than he is at actual boxing.
He probably doesn’t even do much of any boxing himself anymore, but if I had the chance to have him teach me boxing, I’d go for it. Glassman is kind of the same way. He built Nicole from never having worked out before into a machine. Same with Annie. Eva was already an athlete, but her level is high too. Amundson he took from the floor. Many others as well.
He’s been doing this since the 70’s. I like his style of training. As far as acting like he invented it… Not at all. He’s said he didn’t invent any of it. From his own mouth, I’ve heard it. What he did do, is take this style of training which has been done for ever probably, packaged it into a progressive system (using the named bench mark workouts) fitted it together in a certain style and it was actually other people he trained who convinced him to have the website built with the workouts, the free-access to all.
People started getting involved, it was people out there who wanted the certs, the journal and all the stuff you see now. The military picked up on it and it is becoming more and more taken up by the military, especially in the special ops community. I’ve got several Navy Seals at my place alone. I’ve met Glassman personally several times, he’s one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I’ve actually told him about my style of training crossfit, and he really liked it.
That’s a lot of typing right there… Sorry, not trying to be long winded.
I have a funny story for those who care as well. I had one of my trainees, a college kid, 20 years old, telling me about how his friends told him not to join my gym because he wouldn’t progress, and blah, blah. He joined and has been doing great and likes it. I told him to have his friends come in and I would give them 100 dollars each if they could beat a 125lb girl I trained.
They came in and I gave them a work out, not too technically difficult. Short enough that it wouldn’t destroy them too much. A shortened “Kelly’ workout. 3 rounds, 400m run, 30 24” box jumps, 30 wallball shots at a 10 foot target, 20lb med ball. The girl did it with the same height box and same weight med ball. The college guys coudn’t even finish the workout. My girl did it in 13 minutes.