What Is It?

[quote]MrRezister wrote:
What will go up a chimney when it’s down,
but won’t go down a chimney when it’s up?[/quote]

Umbrella

[quote]Scrotus wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
What has a mouth but never eats or speaks,
has a bed but never sleeps?

Bushy

a crack-whore[/quote]

Good one!

What grows up while it grows down?

What am I fiddling with, with my left hand, while surfing the net with my right hand?

[quote]Electric_E wrote:
What am I fiddling with, with my left hand, while surfing the net with my right hand?[/quote]

A crack-whore?

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
What grows up while it grows down?

A plant?[/quote]

Nope

[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
What grows up while it grows down?

A plant?

Nope[/quote]

An icicle?

[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
What grows up while it grows down?[/quote]

A goose…

[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
What grows up while it grows down?

A goose…

[/quote]

win.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
I thought this was a Faith No More sing-a-long thread. [/quote]

me too. i’m disappointed.