[quote]football061 wrote:
TheDudeAbides wrote:
what’s black, white, and read all over?
Lol, that’s older than the shit stains in your underwear.
It’s a Newspaper.[/quote]
Ha! The jokes on you. I don’t wear underwear.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
TheDudeAbides wrote:
what’s black, white, and red all over?
A zebra after a horrific traffic accident.
A sunburned penguin.[/quote]
AmandaSC’s ass in black panties.
DB
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?[/quote]
My bladder. I need to go.
DB
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Man goes over
Man goes under
In wartime he burns asunder
…bonus points if you know where I’m getting these.[/quote]
A bridge…?
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Man goes over
Man goes under
In wartime he burns asunder
…bonus points if you know where I’m getting these.
Are you getting them from the Stephen King book ‘Wizard and Glass’?
Bushy[/quote]
Yup. Although I don’t have the book in front of me so those are the only 2 I remember.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Man goes over
Man goes under
In wartime he burns asunder
…bonus points if you know where I’m getting these.
A bridge…?
[/quote]
You got it.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?
Isn’t that a Bilbo vs Gollum riddle?
D[/quote]
mmmhm.
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?
Isn’t that a Bilbo vs Gollum riddle?
D
mmmhm.[/quote]
What has it gots in it’s pocketses? My precious.
D
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Man goes over
Man goes under
In wartime he burns asunder
…bonus points if you know where I’m getting these.
Are you getting them from the Stephen King book ‘Wizard and Glass’?
Bushy
Yup. Although I don’t have the book in front of me so those are the only 2 I remember.
LOL, well I only remebered the river riddle, which came from the same place.
Anyway, you missed out some of the more colourful phraseology from Rolands world. It’s ‘Old Man Splitfoot’ not ‘devil’ 
Bushy[/quote]
LOL yeah I remembered it being something bizarre/archaic.
[quote]Electric_E wrote:
Your Dad has one that your mum uses
Nun’s do not need one
Arnold has a very big one
and Micheal J Fox has a very small one
What is it?
[/quote]
a penis
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
What is better than God
Worse than the devil
Dead people eat it
If you eat it, you die slow…[/quote]
A necro-philiacs pussy.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
What has a mouth but never eats or speaks,
has a bed but never sleeps?
Bushy[/quote]
a crack-whore
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
What is it?[/quote]
Paris hilton with a golden egg jammed up her ass.
A: What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?
B: Whoever makes me, doesn�??t need me. Whoever buys me doesn�??t want me. Whoever uses me doesn�??t see or feel me. What am I?
C: What gets wetter the more it dries?
And just for all the Dark Tower fans…
D: When is a door not a door?
[quote]Fishdog70 wrote:
A: What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?
B: Whoever makes me, doesn�??t need me. Whoever buys me doesn�??t want me. Whoever uses me doesn�??t see or feel me. What am I?
C: What gets wetter the more it dries?
And just for all the Dark Tower fans…
D: When is a door not a door?[/quote]
A: A secret
B: Casket
C: Towel
D: When it’s a jar
[quote]Freaky Styley wrote:
Fishdog70 wrote:
A: What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?
B: Whoever makes me, doesn�??t need me. Whoever buys me doesn�??t want me. Whoever uses me doesn�??t see or feel me. What am I?
C: What gets wetter the more it dries?
And just for all the Dark Tower fans…
D: When is a door not a door?
A: A secret
B: Casket
C: Towel
D: When it’s a jar[/quote]
Nice
What will go up a chimney when it’s down,
but won’t go down a chimney when it’s up?