What Is It?

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Your Dad has one that your mum uses
Nun’s do not need one
Arnold has a very big one
and Micheal J Fox has a very small one

What is it?

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last name?

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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
last name?[/quote]

you’re good

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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
last name?[/quote]

Yes, you win a pineapple! :slight_smile:

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I thought this was a Faith No More sing-a-long thread.

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What is better than God
Worse than the devil
Dead people eat it
If you eat it, you die slow…

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[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
What is better than God
Worse than the devil
Dead people eat it
If you eat it, you die slow…[/quote]

Nothing.

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[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
What is better than God
Worse than the devil
Dead people eat it
If you eat it, you die slow…[/quote]

What is a Ring Ding?
DB

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
What has a mouth but never eats or speaks,
has a bed but never sleeps?

Bushy[/quote]

A river?

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[quote]Electric_E wrote:
Your Dad has one that your mum uses
Nun’s do not need one
Arnold has a very big one
and Micheal J Fox has a very small one

What is it?

[/quote]

I was thinking:
“A Car.”

Damn.

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No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.

What is it?

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[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.

What is it?[/quote]

your nose

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what’s black, white, and read all over?

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[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.

What is it?[/quote]

A wonka bar!

Or an…egg.

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[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
No lock, nor key, nor hinge, nor lid
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.

What is it?[/quote]

Isn’t that a Bilbo vs Gollum riddle?

D

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[quote]TheDudeAbides wrote:
what’s black, white, and read all over?[/quote]

Lol, that’s older than the shit stains in your underwear.

It’s a Newspaper.

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[quote]TheDudeAbides wrote:
what’s black, white, and [/quote]red[quote] all over?[/quote]

A zebra after a horrific traffic accident.

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Man goes over
Man goes under
In wartime he burns asunder

…bonus points if you know where I’m getting these.

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
TheDudeAbides wrote:
what’s black, white, and red all over?

A zebra after a horrific traffic accident.[/quote]

A sunburned penguin.