Well I'm Pissed.

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
There is obviously only one option: kill your roommate. [/quote]

This is a definite possibility right now. Or murder his parents and cook them into a vat of chili, which I promptly serve to him in front of his favorite band. [/quote]

“ooohhh the tears of unfathomable sadness! your tears nourish me!”

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103946[/quote]

I laughed at that episode. Like alot. This season has turned out pretty well I would say[/quote]

FTW

Cartman:Hey, this is great!

Scott: Eh, it’s a special recipe.

Cartman: Yeah, this is really good, Scott!

Scott: I’m glad you like it so much, because now that you’re almost finished, I have something to tell youâ?¦

Cartman: What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili?

Scott: W-What??

Cartman: Yes, I’m afraid this isn’t your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef’s. It’s delicious, Chef. I hadn’t planned on thatâ?¦ What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins’ pony to bite off your wiener.

What they didn’t tell you was that Denkins is a drunken redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also know that you wouldn’t go yourself, for fear of having your wiener bitten off.

You would most likely send your parents. And, I’m afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.

Mr. Denkins: Well, they was trespassin’ and I was protectin’ myself. I have my rights.

Scott: My mom and dad are dead??

Cartman: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady; and of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents’ demise! And of course, feed you my chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call itâ?¦ “Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”

Scott: Oh, my god! OH, MY GOD!!!

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
I figured I jump on the rant bandwagon and go ahead and throw one down.

I have a pretty bad case of insomnia. It usually goes anywhere from 24-48 hours of zero sleep followed by 4-6 hours of solid sleep when I do finally get some. The only saving grace in my week is saturdays. Saturdays are pure glory. I will stay up till 7 or 8 in the morning and then pass the heck out.

Last night I was going about my usual routine and fell asleep a little earlier than normal (probably around 6) and was going to town on some REM cycles. I mean I was doing serious work on them. 815 rolls around and my roommate comes into my room and knocks on my door just to see if I was awake. What the freaking heck?

Luckily, I am able to pass out again but not an hour later he comes in and starts talking noise to me about me cooking him breakfast and whether or not I wanted some of the breakfast I would cook him.

Damnit NO I DO NOT WANT TO COOK YOU BREAKFAST I’M TRYING TO SLEEP SO I DONT FAIL THE FINALS I HAVE TO TAKE IN T-MINUS 48 HOURS.

So here I am, a little bit on the pissed side, with under 4 hours of sleep in me, and I cant fall asleep. Screw this.

Cliff notes:
-I have insomnia
-I fell asleep at 6 am this morning
-Roommate came in at 9 telling me to make him breakfast with my food
-I’m going to destroy something for my sleep getting messed up.[/quote]

Have you tried masturbation?

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don’t mess with sleeping pills, whatever you do

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I would really try magnesium pills at night, specifically Ubermag 2.0 by Poliquin. It has magnesium AND L-tryptophan, both of which are supposed to induce sleep (if your deficient in magnesium which you likely are). Works for me every time.

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Have you tried growing a pair?

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[quote]Vtecthis wrote:
Have you tried growing a pair?[/quote]

Ahh because one can fall asleep buy growing a pair nice one… Don’t listen to this guy he is an idiot.

However squats and milk will make you fall asleep in no time!

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Wow some people are assholes on here. One of my mates has insomnia, strangely enough he takes something that would act as a stimulant on people with normal brain function, and it puts him out pretty well, takes a few hours though. I guess it’d vary from case to case, good luck with finding a treatment anyhow. Also sorry to hear about your roommate waking you up, I admire your restraint…

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
don’t mess with sleeping pills, whatever you do[/quote]

I will never EVER mess with those again. I tried Lunesta one time and woke up in my car fully clothed, keys in the ignition. I don’t know how the heck I got there or if I just got back from driving somewhere. It was pretty dang intense.

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[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]Vtecthis wrote:
Have you tried growing a pair?[/quote]

Ahh because one can fall asleep buy growing a pair nice one… Don’t listen to this guy he is an idiot.

However squats and milk will make you fall asleep in no time![/quote]

I’ve been running a Smolov cycle the last couple of weeks minus the milk. Maybe milk is the missing link?

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So is going the the gym the only active thing you do in the day? I only have sleeping problems when I never leave the house “i.e. finals weeks and things of that nature”

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[quote]Tyrant wrote:
So is going the the gym the only active thing you do in the day? I only have sleeping problems when I never leave the house “i.e. finals weeks and things of that nature”[/quote]

Not quite. I usually do quite a bit of work on my truck, hang out with friends, go to work. Stuff that gets me out and moving around. I wouldn’t consider it ‘active’ per se but it gets me moving. Add in some cardio in the morning and I’m active quite a bit.

Side note: Screw finals and everything they are about.

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

Side note: Screw finals and everything they are about. [/quote]

x100000000000000

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dude just jack off till you pass out.

never fails

i’m doin it right now

i’m on number 7…been tryna sleep since 430

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude just jack off till you pass out.

never fails

i’m doin it right now

i’m on number 7…been tryna sleep since 430[/quote]

LOL waking up with cum all over ur floor and your hands…

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3 Z-12.
Lights Out.
Best Sleep Ever.

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

Side note: Screw finals and everything they are about. [/quote]

x100000000000000[/quote]

Requoted for emphasis. I have one tomorrow at 745 and I am not looking forward to it.

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[quote]JN7844 wrote:
3 Z-12.
Lights Out.
Best Sleep Ever.[/quote]

Z-12 is the bomb for when I finally get to sleep. Not so good at knocking me out though.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude just jack off till you pass out.

never fails

i’m doin it right now

i’m on number 7…been tryna sleep since 430[/quote]

hahahaha. That’s like 7 straight hours of pulling the pudd. Props to you on that

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

Side note: Screw finals and everything they are about. [/quote]

x100000000000000[/quote]

Requoted for emphasis. I have one tomorrow at 745 and I am not looking forward to it.[/quote]

7 30am finals are against God.