Weird, but impressive

This probably looks a little different, but it is still using a 5/3/1 scheme. I did try doing the deads with the Trap Bar, and then did RDLs for the extra sets. And then switched out the Standing OHP with some Seated DB presses for the secondary.

  • Trap Bar Deadlift

    • 65 kg x 5 reps
    • 75 kg x 5 reps
    • 85 kg x 3 reps
    • 105 kg x 3 reps
    • 115 kg x 3 reps
    • 125 kg x 10 reps
  • Romanian Deadlift

    • 80 kg x 10 reps
    • 85 kg x 10 reps
    • 85 kg x 10 reps
    • 85 kg x 10 reps
    • 105 kg x 10 reps
  • Seated Dumbbell Shoulder Press (supposed to use the same weight, but was calibrating…these are per arm weights)

    • 18 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 25 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 18 kg x 10 reps

I think my experience with doing this with the Trap Bar and using the lower grip (the bar I use comes with extra handles that are better for farmer walks) is that is probably mimics too much of the squat movement. Which is not a bad thing as such, but probably not a good idea when my next session is actual squat day, either today or tomorrow.

Switching over to the DBs on the presses, on the other hand…I liked that a lot. I am probably going to work in more DBs for both pressing and benching. I think that makes sense in this period where I am more focused on working the muscles.

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Nothing to see here, the only thing I did yesterday was a bit of rough-housing with Bob. I feel in general that my sessions lately with the aforementioned Bob are improving, somewhat better cardio endurance and energy. Cardio endurance is not a goal of mine as such, but I also don’t want to be a slovenly loaf of snot either. If you can figure out how to manage it, I highly recommend boxing/kickboxing as a conditioning activity.

Otherwise, resting heart rate still hovering around 51. Measured BP the other day was something like 127 over 79. Morning weight today was 80.1, so the slow progress there continues. Can’t quite figure out how low I am aiming to go, trying to let the mirror decide. Probably not much more than a couple kilo, but we’ll see.

You have a pretty decent bench for someone who is 80. In my head I thought you were a lot heavier.

Well, I don’t know. I don’t like the traditional flat bench (my back will sometimes cramp up and my shoulders don’t like them either), so I am out of practice on it. I think somewhere above I did 130 for 3 on the decline at around 84kg, but some people (strangely) disdain that lift.

I don’t mind decline but haven’t done it for years. 130 at 84 is very decent whatever angle you chose.

I dunno, I have seen it said that it is ā€œcheatingā€ because it doesn’t use the same range of motion or whatever, but I already use what most would consider a ā€œclose gripā€, so I feel this makes up for it somewhat. And also, there is absolutely zero leg drive or anything else like that as long as you keep yourself on the bench, so there’s that as well. And in any case, I see plenty of guys bigger than me go on the decline bench and can’t move shit, so I feel the claims of it being easy are wildly exaggerated.

Regardless, my view on it is that it is the best way for me to move the most weight without adverse effects on my body, so that’s what I do. If anyone thinks that means I am not doing enough chest work can look at my dips and suck it =)

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I have dip envy.

It’s always possible that I am completely full of it, and can’t actually dip shit. Get it? Dip…shit. Dipshit. I slay me.

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And anyways, I think we have already established you have a very manly dip. As I dump weight, you will no doubt pass me by.

I didn’t really lose any strength last year when I lost weight, but I was in my first year of consistent training. Re. t-ransformation 2020: I’m losing weight in the week but putting most of it back on at weekends, I just get insatiable hunger after deadlifting on saturdays. I’m only down 4lbs but don’t really care too much, I’m getting stronger.

I am seeing a trend where a lot of us have that kind of issue…losing during the week, put it back on over the weekend. I try not to stress about it too much. And as far as that goes, I am not really concerned about losing weight as such - if I could just drop the last bit of love handles and stay at this weight, that would be fine with me.

Squat day. Not really looking forward to this, the thought of having to try to move 115 for 10 reps while dropping weight fills me with anxiety. Which I don’t technically have to do, because I am not really following the program for that reason. And yet…I totally have to, because reasons. And as mentioned elsewhere, swapped in some DB benching, and this still seems like a really good idea.

  • Barbell Squat

    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 65 kg x 5 reps
    • 80 kg x 3 reps
    • 90 kg x 3 reps
    • 105 kg x 3 reps
    • 115 kg x 10 reps
    • 75 kg x 10 reps
    • 75 kg x 10 reps
    • 75 kg x 10 reps
    • 75 kg x 10 reps
    • 75 kg x 10 reps
  • Dumbbell Bench Press (per arm)

    • 29.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 29.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 29.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 29.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 29.5 kg x 10 reps
  • Muscle-Up

    • 1 reps
    • 1 reps

While I’m at, did a bit of a form/depth check for my 105 x 3 set. Comments welcome, I am not my best critic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Nx6CVpynv/

There is an obvious cure to this,
Just stop weighing yourself :joy:

I’m a habitual weigher, can’t help it. I always know what I weigh, within 200-300 grams. Which is a strange paradox in the sense that I don’t really care how much I weigh. I think of it more as a tool, one of many, to help keep me on whichever path I am currently on.

Off program day, so did a lot of pulling. Elbows felt surpringly alright even with the weighted stuff. The last few sets are slow, slower and super slow. Also did a bunch of other rowing shit that I didn’t bother to log and finished off with some Bro curls.

  • Pull-Up

    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps | weighted | 11.3 kg
    • 3 reps | weighted | 20.4 kg
    • 3 reps | weighted | 31.8 kg
    • 3 reps | weighted | 40.8 kg
    • 10 reps | weighted | 20.4 kg
    • 10 reps
    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps
    • 1 reps
    • 2 reps
  • Muscle-Up

    • 1 reps
    • 1 reps
    • 1 reps
    • 1 reps

Weight a bit up this morning (80.9) due to a lot of rice for dinner, but the mirror tells me things are still on track.

Shit, behind in my logging once again.

Friday was shoulder day, which would make it the last day of Week 2 in this pretend 5/3/1 cycle I am doing

  • Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP)

    • 30 kg x 5 reps
    • 35 kg x 5 reps
    • 40 kg x 3 reps
    • 50 kg x 3 reps
    • 55 kg x 3 reps
    • 65 kg x 8 reps
  • Seated Dumbbell Shoulder Press

    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
    • 22.5 kg x 10 reps
  • Romanian Deadlift

    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 90 kg x 10 reps
    • 90 kg x 10 reps
    • 90 kg x 10 reps
    • 90 kg x 10 reps
    • 90 kg x 10 reps

8 reps at 65 is officially what I consider ā€œlame-ass bullshitā€, but oh well. My body weight hit a 7 or 8 month low of 80kg on the same day, so lame-ass bullshit is the order of the day from now on. Conversely, I really like the DB presses for the last 5 sets.

Saturday was a pure Bro Day, where I bro’d the shit of the the preacher curl, hammer curls, etc. and finished off with some pull-ups. I don’t record Bro Day.

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And so now Sunday. Titties day, and also Day 1 of Week 3.

  • Decline Barbell Bench Press

    • 45 kg x 5 reps
    • 55 kg x 5 reps
    • 65 kg x 3 reps
    • 85 kg x 5 reps
    • 95 kg x 3 reps
    • 105 kg x 8 reps
  • Barbell Squat

    • 30 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 10 reps
    • 70 kg x 10 reps
    • 70 kg x 10 reps
    • 70 kg x 10 reps
    • 70 kg x 10 reps
  • Dumbbell Bench Press

    • 32 kg x 10 reps
    • 32 kg x 10 reps
    • 32 kg x 10 reps
    • 32 kg x 10 reps
    • 32 kg x 10 reps

Muscle-Up

  • 2 reps
  • 2 reps

Again, 105 x 8 basically stinks, but that’s the name of the game right now. And also again, using the DBs for the last 5 sets feels like a great idea.

I also went home and beat up Bob.

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Is that a humble brag !! Plenty of folks would be happy with 8 at 65kg

It is both a humble brag AND lame-ass bullshit. I am stubborn sumbitch when it comes to certain things, and when set number 6 in my 5/3/1 programming does not hit 10 reps, than fuck my whole pointless life. Same with that shitty bench set up there. Which means I am in huge trouble when I have to be going for 70kg in a few days…

It’s weird, because I have literally never done the prescribed reps for the money set in 5/3/1. I always go balls out.

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Week 3 Day 2. Morning weight is still pointing at almost exactly 80kg, kinda hovering there. Might be the re-addition of creatine is offsetting stuff. No worries.

  • Romanian Deadlift

    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 5 reps
    • 85 kg x 3 reps
    • 105 kg x 5 reps
    • 120 kg x 3 reps
    • 135 kg x 10 reps
    • 80 kg x 10 reps
    • 80 kg x 10 reps
    • 80 kg x 10 reps
    • 80 kg x 10 reps
  • Muscle-Up

    • 1 reps
  • Seated Dumbbell Shoulder Press

    • 24 kg x 10 reps
    • 24 kg x 10 reps
    • 24 kg x 10 reps
    • 24 kg x 10 reps
    • 24 kg x 10 reps

I think 135 kilo on the Romanians is pushing it a bit. I feel more that I am fighting to keep form (and probably failing) rather than working the muscles, which is what I would rather be doing. Since this is the last week of this mini-program, I will probably only do RDLs at the lower weights, as those actually feel right.

Bumping up to the 24kg dumbbells on the overhead assistance lifts was a nice challenge (I call them Porn Presses…because they are really fucking deep). I kind of like getting back on the DBs for these and benching, so that is probably going to be the main theme starting next week, maybe even for the heavy stuff.