Nah I’m a midget
Just had a cheeseburger for dinner. Topped it with ketchup, mustard, horseradish sauce and spinach leaves.
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Nope, I love it. I also sprinkle some sriracha on them.
Good man. Any kind of hot sauce is my go-to for omelettes or scrambled eggs.
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Day C+63
Bicepses and Bob day. Nothing special. Went completely bare knuckle with Bob, gotta toughen up my fists so that they can handle punching zombies without splitting open. Plus, I think he prefers it skin to skin.
Going to have a couple little pepper steaks for dinner tonight, and nothing else.
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I am starting to worry about you ?!
No worries man, they say that if you are aware of your issues, then you can’t technically be insane. And by “they” I am of course referring to the voices.
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Fuck I nearly spat out the asparagus! I love this log man 
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Which begs the question as to WHY THE FUCK you are eating asparagus for lunch, but we won’t go there.
I didn’t do shit today, which is fine. I did like a bunch of ab work yesterday I forgot to mention, plus some standing ab rolls for the first time in forever. Shit, but it only took like four of them to cause some DOMS in my torso.
Had some of my semi homemade tikka masala for dinner. Holy Shit. Number 1.
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The doc called me fat 
But I think she was just jealous because she had like zero gains! Plus she said it before I took my shirt off and didn’t mention it afterwards!
I’d say all in all it was a win.
But I still like asparagus and had 400g of beef with it.
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You should have just picked her ass up and push pressed her for reps while yelling WHO’S FAT until she started crying.
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That fat shaming though. This is what peak performance looks like
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Because it’s delicious?
Oil, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes
Soy sauce, sriracha
Honey, cinnamon
Teriyaki sauce
Parmesan, pepper
All amazing ways to eat asparagus - not joking about the honey and cinnamon either. Asparagus is the tits, bro.
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Asparagus is alright but why does it have to make your piss smell so bad !!!
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Ugh, I also always forget and then gas the fuck out of myself while pissing.
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This has never happened to me. Ever.
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Does your piss not smell from asparagus? I’ve heard this is a thing with some people. It’s revolting for the rest of us.
I can not believe that, I have never met anyone who said this before. I only have to eat the tiniest bit and it is like a chemical factory down there. I think you need to go an buy a load and eat it and test.
I’ve eaten a fair bit of it, never noticed a difference.