Weird, but impressive

It’s entirely possible that my entire log is just an elaborate long-term troll.

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Lmao that would be the longest and weakest troll ever.

It would be simultaneously impressive and also very sad.

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Boobs. A bit short on time today, so no heroics and had to cut the dips way short. Pretty happy to get back up to 115 on the incline topset.

  • Decline Barbell Bench Press

    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 5 reps
    • 80 kg x 5 reps
    • 95 kg x 3 reps
    • 110 kg x 3 reps
    • 125 kg x 1 reps
    • 135 kg x 1 reps
  • Barbell Incline Bench Press

    • 45 kg x 5 reps
    • 55 kg x 5 reps
    • 65 kg x 5 reps
    • 75 kg x 3 reps
    • 85 kg x 3 reps
    • 95 kg x 1 reps
    • 105 kg x 1 reps
    • 115 kg x 1 reps
    • 85 kg x 10 reps
  • Dips - Chest Version

    • 5 reps
    • 10 reps
    • 30 reps
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Pretty sure we’ve had one of these before lol

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I heard about that. Would love to a)know more and b) understand the psychology of WHY.

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U must have massive power tits by this point. Is this how to get chicks?

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Mate, if there are two things I know absolutely nothing about, it would be getting swole and getting chicks.

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I’ll go elsewhere for dating advice then lol

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Lame squat day. Went after 160 today and fucking failed it. Was confident going in, but it just sorta got stuck in the hole for a second or two, and that was it. I am pretty annoyed with myself. Not too much time for anything else.

  • Barbell Squat

    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 80 kg x 5 reps
    • 90 kg x 5 reps
    • 110 kg x 3 reps
    • 125 kg x 3 reps
    • 140 kg x 1 reps
    • 150 kg x 1 reps
    • 60 kg x 35 reps
  • Ab Wheel (standing)

    • 10 reps
  • Seated Leg Curl

    • 35 kg x 10 reps
    • 40 kg x 10 reps
    • 35 kg x 10 reps

I am not doing enough squat work, I think.

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Fixed that for you :joy::joy:

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150 is pretty big.

How much squat/lower work are you doing/week?

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I am basically squatting every 5th day, roughly, with just a little bit of added bullcrap (leg curls, extensions, presses). Not enough volume overall, I think.

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Hmm there’s many indicators of not doing enough:

No gains over time (long term/big picture) for one lol. If u are making gains even very slowly that’s worth noting because that changes the decision making process a bit.

Also like feeling mega ultra fresh after each session maybe even too good as though didn’t produce enough disruption.

Technique can feel like not enough practice and movement is a lil alien and not well drilled and consistent.

If you are gonna bump volume I’d go conservative (like one extra back off set at around 100-120kg with a few in the tank - would still be hard work and mayb hi reps) and not play with training frequency (yet) as that introduces extra variables/noise making it harder to determine which change in the program produced the better/worse result

If is too many brain things I can just give u a prescription. Do an extra back off set after your single: 100-120kg x 6-12 reps with a few reps in the tank

The rep scheme I am using actually normally calls for 3 backoff sets of about 110 x 8. I have been slacking on it for both good and bad reasons, but it is no doubt part of the problem.

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Start with 1 extra set IMO.

Don’t be too obsessed about the exact weight x reps. As long as it’s a fairly demanding set in that weight range but definitely not RPE 10.5 / poop yourself.

Do it for a few sessions and see how the training data tracks

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I am already capable of doing those sets, I have just been some combination of lazy/sick/injured and annoyed. Your advice is sound, however. I will add more back in without burning myself out.

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Strange Press Day. Absolutely zero mojo. Hit the topset with just a minor struggle, and thought to myself “fuck it, let’s try 90, lol”. Well…it was actually fairly close. And then I saw that I loaded 95 on the bar. So after wasting energy on that, I dropped it back to 90 and failed again. But the lesson I am taking away from it is “that was pretty close”. Pretty sure I should hit 90 before too long, and I am still waking up below 84 kilo.

  • Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP)

    • 35 kg x 5 reps
    • 42.5 kg x 5 reps
    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 60 kg x 3 reps
    • 67.5 kg x 3 reps
    • 77.5 kg x 1 reps
    • 85 kg x 1 reps
    • 87.5 kg x 1 reps
    • 60 kg x 8 reps
    • 60 kg x 8 reps
    • 60 kg x 8 reps
  • Ab Wheel (standing)

    • 10 reps
    • 5 reps
  • Seated Dumbbell Shoulder Press

    • 20 kg x 6 reps
    • 22 kg x 8 reps
    • 24 kg x 8 reps
    • 26 kg x 8 reps
    • 28 kg x 8 reps
    • 30 kg x 8 reps
    • 32 kg x 8 reps
  • Bradford Press

    • 25 kg x 50 reps
  • Muscle-Up

    • 1 reps
    • 3 reps

Not unhappy, despite the fails.

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Race u to 100 OHP