Beowulf-Actually, you have to get your girlfriend to roll around on top of YOU. If you’re busy clambering all over a nubile young thing, making sure that you didn’t miss a spot … darn it, it’s too stressful!!! Raise your cortisol levels. Let her worry about covering you. And you have to change girls everyday. Somehow, your cell receptors will downregulate if you keep using the same girl. It’s best to have a dozen on call to aid you in your quest for more muscle.
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"Beowulf-Actually, you have to get your girlfriend to roll around on top of YOU. If you’re busy clambering all over a nubile young thing, making sure that you didn’t miss a spot … darn it, it’s too stressful!!! Raise your cortisol levels. Let her worry about covering you. And you have to change girls everyday. Somehow, your cell receptors will downregulate if you keep using the same girl. It’s best to have a dozen on call to aid you in your quest for more muscle. "
All very good points. However to battle the cortisol problem you can just take Cortislim, because their ads say “It’s not your fault that you’re fat, it’s stress!!!” And then you can lose all the fat without diet or exercise. I know it’s true because no one would ever lie in a commercial, would they?
I do like the idea of changing girls frequently, I’ll have to check into that.
That’s true, commercials never lie. Changing girls frequently is a good idea, however I 've been theorizing that using two girls at the same time might provide added benefits. I shall research this matter further with the Hilton sisters, and report back on it.
Paul,
Just be sure to strap a 2x4 across your ass so you don’t fall in when you’re hitting it on Paris!
Oh yeah, and make sure you tape it and post it on the internet for the rest of us to see.