Sheesh… I wish people would stop picking on you about being a liberal. Who the heck started that anyway? 
we could all start picking on zeb for being a liberal, you know, when hell freezes over.
You know what’s worse than a liberal? Being the Commander of the 728th ACS!! Nothing like being forced to give up your weight-lifting schedule so you can run with Colonel “Baldy” 2.5 miles a day at three times a week. Just wanted to thank you liberal weenies out there for being fleet of foot… 
OD
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
funniest line just as long as vrooms doing it and he’s thinking “is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”[/quote]
LMAO!! Dude, I don’t think anyone got that, but I got your back, man. I’ll read your eugoogaly.
[quote]thighlord wrote:
That’s not true! A few people in Ontario can say y’all but we add an eh! behind it.
And don’t forget the french accent.[/quote]
What a mess!!!
JeffR
[quote]rainjack wrote:
But they don’t say “eh” or “hoser”. And they voted 96% Republican in the last election.
[/quote]
Sounds like Utopia!!!
Imagine vroom in Texas. Of all the places for Mr. Liberal Equivocator!!!
Imagine vroom ordering at a restaurant.
“Excuse me, Sir. Do you have any soy latte?”
“No, BOY!”
“Do you have any low-fat iceberg lettuce?”
“NO BOY!!!”
Mumbles, “I hate America.”
“WHAT WAS THAT, BOY?!!!”
“Nothing, sir. I love America. I’m a Republican.”
“That’s better, boy.”
“Excuse me sir, do you have a moist toillete?”
“That’s it!!! OUT!!!”
vroom skitters off to Canada.
JeffR
Hmm, when I lived in Texas, I’ll have to admit to liking steak and beer. I’ll be damned if I didn’t fall in with a great crowd too.
I miss it. I might have to go back!
Really.
While I was there my girlfriend and I saw the San Antonio River Walk, we toured NASA, I went to a couple ball games and even went and cheered on the Stars and they won the cup that year too.
All in all, my time there was great. Hell, all the time I spent in the US was great!
I wonder how hard it is to immigrate?
[quote]vroom wrote:
I wonder how hard it is to immigrate?[/quote]
If you enter through Mexico - no problem at all.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Hmm, when I lived in Texas, I’ll have to admit to liking steak and beer. I’ll be damned if I didn’t fall in with a great crowd too.
I miss it. I might have to go back!
Really.
While I was there my girlfriend and I saw the San Antonia River Walk, we toured NASA, I went to a couple ball games and even went and cheered on the Stars and they won the cup that year too.
All in all, my time there was great. Hell, all the time I spent in the US was great!
I wonder how hard it is to immigrate?[/quote]
Not very. Ask any of the other shiftless types that stream across the borders every day.
More’s the pity.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
vroom wrote:
I wonder how hard it is to immigrate?
If you enter through Mexico - no problem at all. [/quote]
Damn, RJ!!!
Bahahahaha. Won’t I have to keep an eye out for those gun totin vigilantes?
Wait a minute, I see how you are! TFF!
[quote]vroom wrote:
If you enter through Mexico - no problem at all.
Bahahahaha. Won’t I have to keep an eye out for those gun totin vigilantes?
Wait a minute, I see how you are! TFF![/quote]
Hire a couple of coyotes to get you through. They’ll hook you up with a fake SS card and DL. Then you can buy a piece of shit car, like a Probe, and drive around without insurance and make my rate go sky high. At least that’s how it works in Arizona.
problem is vroom’s so damn white no one would suspect he was illegal.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1116865014780.me_texan.JPG
Hey, I don’t need a fake social security card, I still have my real one, and I even have my recently expired Texas drivers license still too… 
Bunch of doubters…
[quote]vroom wrote:
Bunch of doubters…[/quote]
I think he’s serious…
It’s cool, I believe you. You really don’t have to actually move to prove that you can.
signs you’re spending too much time on T-Nation.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Hey, I don’t need a fake social security card, I still have my real one, and I even have my recently expired Texas drivers license still too…
Bunch of doubters…[/quote]
I don’t know if Texas is ready for a full time vroom, or not.
But I do know that you need to get some sun, or a fake-n-bake, or at the very least some tan-in-a-can. We are a sun-lovin’ breed down here - and SPF 45 is for pussies.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
But I do know that you need to get some sun, or a fake-n-bake, or at the very least some tan-in-a-can. We are a sun-lovin’ breed down here - and SPF 45 is for pussies.
[/quote]
sign him up for SPF 9000.
Joe, your repeated thinly vieled insults in this thread are really letting your character show through.
Do you remember saying this…
Or perhaps this more illustrative one…
Nice. Your own words yet. Good job! The small snip is about posting pictures and entering competitions, but the rest fits very nicely.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Joe, your repeated thinly vieled insults in this thread are really letting your character show through.
Do you remember saying this…
If you’re going to continue to flop about after me and post stuff like that…well, I guess it’s your life.
Or perhaps this more illustrative one…
what makes a person jump into someone’s thread and say something nasty like that? Is it a sense of personal insecurity? If you don’t fucking like it, don’t comment. Takes a ton of balls to …[small snip]. Takes none at all to jump in and say nasty shit.
Nice. Your own words yet. Good job! The small snip is about posting pictures and entering competitions, but the rest fits very nicely.[/quote]
I like the small snips! Great editing job.
You’re a master with the editing pen!
Funny. I thought we were just spoofin’ here.
ST made a little fun of you, I made a little fun, RJ poked a little fun…and yet you decide to jump me?
Dude, you’ve got a problem. Get over yourself, and stop thinking everything’s personal and about you.
Put that on your chin and stroke it.