Vroom Finally Comes Clean

Hahahahaha… some of you haven’t been paying attention, not that I’m surprised by that! :wink:

Don’t you remember?

I lived and worked in Texas. I can say “damn” and “y’all” whenever I damn well please and y’all can suck my nuts.

And that’s authentic you bunch of hosers. Take off eh!

[quote]vroom wrote:
I can say “damn” and “y’all” whenever I damn well please and y’all can suck my nuts.
[/quote]

I’m going to have to decline that rather generous offer.

[quote]SicTorn wrote:
Nice! Looks like he’s one up on you J dubs… =D[/quote]

I’d rather not than jump something with VD, btw.

Without the preface I would have sworn you were talking to me Zeb! :stuck_out_tongue:

Sic,

LMAO! Umm, well, I was more referring to the cadre of malcontents that were picking on me… especially since you’ve decided to decline… :smiley:

[quote]vroom wrote:
, well, I was more referring to the cadre of malcontents that were picking on me… especially since you’ve decided to decline… :D[/quote]

why is it always people that are picking on you? Can’t you ever accept that you do your fair share around here? Or would that fly in the face of your Texas Canadianism?

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
Texas Canadianism?[/quote]

Bwahahahahahah!!!

There’s a word combination you don’t see everyday.

It’s all in fun, vroomie - and you’re taking it like a true Texas Canadian.

he’s a Texanadian.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
vroom wrote:
Hahahahahaha! Damn, y’all suck!

vroom, throwing a y’all out there will not make you seem more conservative. Nice try though. :wink:

V[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. RLTW

rangertab75

[quote]wufwugy wrote:
he’s a Texanadian.[/quote]

There is a town up close to me called Canadian, Texas. It sits on the banks of the Canadian River.

But they don’t say “eh” or “hoser”. And they voted 96% Republican in the last election.

This thread disappoints me. The title led me to believe there would be nekkid shower pics of vroom. I have yet to see any…

Are you kidding, I do well more than my fair share of trouble causing!

Hey, there’s a phrase we Texas immigrants use…

I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!

Now, if I hadn’t of left again that would make more sense nowadays.

[quote]vroom wrote:
Can’t you ever accept that you do your fair share around here?

Are you kidding, I do well more than my fair share of trouble causing!

Hey, there’s a phrase we Texas immigrants use…

I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!

Now, if I hadn’t of left again that would make more sense nowadays.[/quote]

So did you leave because the Texans were too manly for you?
:wink:
Or too Republican?

[quote]SicTorn wrote:
This thread disappoints me. The title led me to believe there would be nekkid shower pics of vroom. I have yet to see any…[/quote]

I think I can speak for pretty much everyone,including vroom, when I say - Thank the God of everything that is right and decent in this world that you are disappointed!!

Your sick desire to see something so pale in provacitve self-grooming poses while wet, points to a much bigger, sadder problem than can be addressed in this forum. Find help. I’m sure there are hotlines that can help you.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
SicTorn wrote:
This thread disappoints me. The title led me to believe there would be nekkid shower pics of vroom. I have yet to see any…

I think I can speak for pretty much everyone,including vroom, when I say - Thank the God of everything that is right and decent in this world that you are disappointed!!

Your sick desire to see something so pale in provacitve self-grooming poses while wet, points to a much bigger, sadder problem than can be addressed in this forum. Find help. I’m sure there are hotlines that can help you. [/quote]

provocative self grooming poses may well be the funniest line of the week.

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
rainjack wrote:
SicTorn wrote:
This thread disappoints me. The title led me to believe there would be nekkid shower pics of vroom. I have yet to see any…

I think I can speak for pretty much everyone,including vroom, when I say - Thank the God of everything that is right and decent in this world that you are disappointed!!

Your sick desire to see something so pale in provacitve self-grooming poses while wet, points to a much bigger, sadder problem than can be addressed in this forum. Find help. I’m sure there are hotlines that can help you.

provocative self grooming poses may well be the funniest line of the week.[/quote]

funniest line just as long as vrooms doing it and he’s thinking “is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

[quote]wufwugy wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
rainjack wrote:
SicTorn wrote:
This thread disappoints me. The title led me to believe there would be nekkid shower pics of vroom. I have yet to see any…

I think I can speak for pretty much everyone,including vroom, when I say - Thank the God of everything that is right and decent in this world that you are disappointed!!

Your sick desire to see something so pale in provacitve self-grooming poses while wet, points to a much bigger, sadder problem than can be addressed in this forum. Find help. I’m sure there are hotlines that can help you.

provocative self grooming poses may well be the funniest line of the week.

funniest line just as long as vrooms doing it and he’s thinking “is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”[/quote]

well…since it’s vroomie he’d be thinking more along the lines of “should I soap…or use the shower gel…? There’s more to life than just lather, but sometimes we spend too much time working ourselves into a lather, and besides, I’m not a liberal…”

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
Vegita wrote:
vroom wrote:
Hahahahahaha! Damn, y’all suck!

vroom, throwing a y’all out there will not make you seem more conservative. Nice try though. :wink:

V

Why’s a Canadian trying to say “y’all” anyway??
[/quote]
Canadians have y’all’s too. There is a conversion ratio though. I think its 1 american y’all= .97 canadian y’all.

It’s actually closet to .89. Only people from Alberta can say y’all.

[quote]wufwugy wrote:
funniest line just as long as vrooms doing it and he’s thinking “is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”[/quote]

So that’s what he’s dwelling on in his avatar!

“I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far…”

[quote]Dango wrote:
It’s actually closet to .89. Only people from Alberta can say y’all.[/quote]

That’s not true! A few people in Ontario can say y’all but we add an eh! behind it.

And don’t forget the french accent.