VibaBody Slimmer? What!? $4 Grand

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checking out pics from CES on boston.com and saw this, burns celllulite? by vebration, $4K

Is it safe?

Yes. the VibaBody Slimmer distributes Oscillating Vibration Technology, which is considered the safest form of Vibration. Whether youâ??re physically fit or a non-exerciser, overweight, suffering from stiffness, aches and pains or recovering from an injury, almost anyone can enjoy the benefits of this machine.

Is it good for the heart?

Yes. Whole Body Vibration raises your heart rate slightly along with blood oxygen levels. There is scientific data that tells us overall heart rate will improve over time.

Can I reduce cellulite?

Yes! Studies have shown that cellulite may be significantly reduced through Whole Body Vibration. This is achieved through improving the bodyâ??s ability to drain toxins and lymphatic waste by promoting better circulation. This in turn reduces undesirable swelling in those areas of the body affected by cellulite. Note: being properly hydrated will help this process.

Will I sweat during the workout?

Yes. Any exercise or physical activity may cause an increase in body temperature and metabolism. This in turn may cause you to perspire so you may sweat during your Vibration workout.

Is it like a treadmill?

No, the VibaBody Slimmer is a gentle workout that is not hard on your joints. Instead of walking, you simply stand or perform simple exercises on a moveable vibrating plate that encourages muscle contractions using your bodyâ??s own weight.

Can I do it more than 10 minutes?

Ten minutes a day on this machine is like a one-hour workout in the gym. Doing this every second day is enough to see great results! Depending on the speeds you are using and your health profile, you may be able to endure some extra time.

Can I use it everyday?

It is advisable to take at least a day or two off a week, just to let your muscles recover from the workouts. Again, this would depend on the intensity and duration of your workouts, and your individual health.

Is the VibaBody Slimmer credible?

Absolutely. From NASA to professional sportsâ?? teams to chiropractors and physiotherapists, Whole Body Vibration has been accepted and is being employed throughout the world. Its proven benefits are detailed in medical journals.

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Yeah I saw one of these types in the AKFitt store I bought my belt at. Looked pretty goofy. I’m not one to judge by looks but this thing must be a total waste. Probably be good for having sex on though :wink:

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hahahha, yup

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I love how all the questions are answered “YES! Blah blah blah MAY blah blah blah…”

Doesn’t that mean the questions should be answered “Maybe!”?

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I’ve stood on one of these at low, med, and high speed and it will shake the shit out of your ass. Will it do the things it says it will do? NO WAY!! But it’s kinda cool to try in the store.

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I like the part where one of their selling points insinuates that walking is hard on the joints.

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Yes, a woman came in the gym asking about this equipment. It’s the “only” thing that will stimulate your tendons blah blah etc etc. It’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen thus far. It may have a application to some but personally doesn’t fit my goals.

Youtube comment:
“When I tried this machine for the couple of times my legs and stomach felt itchy. It does work.”
HAHAHAHAAH WWWWWTTTTTFFFF!!!

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I’d like to see someone doing back squats while standing on a Swiss ball on top of one of these.

DB

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[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Yes, a woman came in the gym asking about this equipment. It’s the “only” thing that will stimulate your tendons blah blah etc etc. It’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen thus far. It may have a application to some but personally doesn’t fit my goals.
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Yea Fuzzyapple! Didnt you know? people shouldnt walk. Its not what we were evolved to do. Instead we were evolved to stand on the vibraslimmer.

I still think sex on this thing would be great.

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There is a local club here in a high end part of town…and there is a “fitness studio” and the whole floor is full of these shits. Fucking ridiculous!

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[quote]robmartinez09 wrote:
There is a local club here in a high end part of town…and there is a “fitness studio” and the whole floor is full of these shits. Fucking ridiculous![/quote]

Your avatar quite nicely puts how I feel about this…

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Thank you kind sir. My avatar is how I feel about alot of things…well basically with whatever I dont agree with.

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Just the new version of the old vibrating belt thing from the 50’s and marketed to the people who want to lose weight and do no work at all.

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[quote]silverhydra wrote:
I like the part where one of their selling points insinuates that walking is hard on the joints.[/quote]

for their target audience, that may very well be true.

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My old gym had one of these… If you want a good laugh, wait for a fat person to get on that thing. The vibrations are damn near hypnotic. Just think the X-Files episode with Homer Simpson.

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I appreciate all the comments on the machines. For the most part in North America there is still a lack of quality high energy platform availability. So, it really is no surprise that those who have tried them have been unimpressed to say the least.

For those who may be curious, a couple of good machines in North America:

  1. Vibraflex - Pivotal Vibrations, known in europe and australia as Galileo. Frequencies range from 5-30 Hz on high end units, total force on there commercial platforms is 16G’s. (motion creates upto 16 x body weight in force absorbed by muscles on user) It’s no toy.

  2. Vibrogym Professional - Lineal (Vertical) vibrations, Netherland based, German manufacturing quality. Frequencies range from 30-50 Hz, force level upto 5G’s. With the style of vibration used (platform moves up and down) 5-7G’s is more than enough to challenge anyone.

These in reality are about the only 2 in there respective catagories that are probably available somewhere in your area with a little effort looking. The platforms vary with home and commercial models available. Prices range from approx.6-12K for a Vibrogym. Vibraflex/Galileo will run about 6-14+k. Notice a difference in price compared to your average machine.

These are the machines that have significant studies and trials behind them and are where the terms “10 Minute Work Out” originated. There lack of availability has left the market wondering what the fuss is all about mainly due to there lack of a) Proper Frequencies, b) low Force (amplitude) levels and lack of durability and support.

Almost all, over 95% of the studios we have visited, fitness outlets, speciatly equipment boutiques etc… are carrying copycats of the originals. Progressive Fit, Slimvibes, T-zone etc… to name a few. Chinese units manufactured inexpensively without regard to proper frequencies, amplitudes and durability. Powerplate is a name many have heard. They utilize a Triplanar style of vibration which in of itself is fine considering the low forces they produce but the technology is very much lacking in trial and studies to back the claims they copy from lineal and pivotal platforms. They have done a few studies but we don’t see much of them as they have had little in the way of results to produce… I don’t want to label all chinese units as crap but most are very low speed, low energy platforms that do nothing but tickle the average north american. There are exceptions that have been re-designed out of China.

The above noted commercial platforms should be given a go before passing on the training available with WBV platforms. They with proper instruction will give even the fittest a workout they will agree is intense and not at all what they were expecting.

Wormwoodtheory, thanks for pointing that out. Not limited to that market but a definate alternative to consider for ones with challenged mobility.

This is just a little information, there really is much more to understanding these machines. You can liken the claims some of the machines are making as trying to directly compare a Ferrari to a Civic. You know there really is no comparison other than they have four wheels, seats and a horn!

If your considering purchasing a unit, try before you buy, not just the one your buying but try and get out and try the real machines noted and others in your area so you have a base to compare to. If you do, you will notice a big difference and seek out more information before you commit and potentially save yourself some frustration. Trying to gain fitness results from low speed and force machines really is very unlikely unless your starting from a rehabilitation stand point, if so, what happens when your back to your baseline and the machine no longer challenges you?

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My gym has one. I have not tried it.

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My school’s gym has two of these and I’ve yet to see anyone use them.

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In Spain they still sell those vibrating belts in infomercials. Is it the same in the US?

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if i’m not mistaked they featured a study in a muscle magazine a while ago claiming that excersiseing on one of these increases the amout of fat burned by that excersise somthing like 15%