I know I’ve seen threads about urinal etiquette here before, so I figured I’d share this story.
"Man punched over urinal etiquette
A New Zealander ended up in court after punching a man over a breach of urinal etiquette.
Edward Aldridge, 47, punched his victim twice after he used the urinal next to him in a pub in Christchurch.
Aldridge accused his victim of looking at him, reports Metro.
Speaking in his defence, counsel Liz Bulger said: "This incident arose from what I understand to be urinal etiquette.
“When the victim spoke to the defendant he was effectively smirking. The defendant was outraged.”
Sentencing Aldridge to 50 hours of community service, Judge Raoul Neave said: “This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town.”"
[quote]sen say wrote:
Damici wrote:
There is nothing worse than bad urinal etiquette, it’s true.
I agree, but the Bible teaches an eye for an eye…some guy looks at your schwantz in the men’s room, you grab an eyeful of his.,that’ll teach 'em.[/quote]
I used to bounce at a bar in Boston that was voted one of the top 10 college bars in the US. One night in the men’s room, two guys were standing side-by-side pissing, then one turns and pisses on the leg of the guy next to him. Naturally the pissed on guy takes offense. The pisser takes offense at the guy not being appreciative of someone taking a leak on his leg, then adds injury to insult and hits him with a beer bottle, then stabs him in the arm with the broken bottle. It turns out that the pisser is a Boston College soccer scholarship holder from Trinidad. Way to piss your scholarship away.