Why? Why are guys pissing in stalls when there are urinals available? I hate this, because inevitably I will need to take a crap in there, and there will be piss on the seat/on the floor.
Can someone explain this phenomenon to me? I mean, it makes sense if there is a line for urinals, but stalls are empty. But when there are urinals open and you just need to piss, why go into the stall?
Just one of those things… I think this bugs me almost as much as the dude who takes a dump, and then doesn’t wash his hands before touching the door handle.
personally i like to stroke and pull at a little more than normal and if some1 saw me doing that, it might be a little wierd…hahaha, just kidding, but for real, i think its the stage fright thing, I know I have trouble squeezin it out when Im standing at a urinal with ppl around me
P.S. try taking a shit in a club bathroom in mexico when you have extreme alcohol shits, or anywhere for that matter…not an easy, or comfortable task
Imagine you went to a car rental place and were given three options. You could rent a moped, a compact car or a full sized all for the same price. Which would you choose?
Similarly, one has two or three choices in the bathroom. Why would go to a cramped little urinal risking exposure to the elements when I can take the handicap stall and stretch out in comfort while I piss?
[quote]graphicsMan wrote:
Why? Why are guys pissing in stalls when there are urinals available? I hate this, because inevitably I will need to take a crap in there, and there will be piss on the seat/on the floor.
Can someone explain this phenomenon to me? I mean, it makes sense if there is a line for urinals, but stalls are empty. But when there are urinals open and you just need to piss, why go into the stall?
Just one of those things… I think this bugs me almost as much as the dude who takes a dump, and then doesn’t wash his hands before touching the door handle.[/quote]
What the hell are you doing shitting in public stalls anyway man? That is for emergency shit purposes only! Pinch that muther like the rest of us and wait till you get home.
Just kidding man, privacy dude. You know like when a movie gets out and there’s five hundred dudes in the pisser. All of a sudden I get that uncomfortable feeling it’s taking me to long to piss and then that makes it worse. Much rather be in a private stall, but I make a concerted effort not to pee all over the damn place.
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.
It has something to do with someone either having stage fright or scared of the other guy sneaking a glimpse and saying, so single huh. Personally I don’t give it a crap, I’ll piss in the middle of Times Square if the need presents itself.
Something else along those lines that stikes me as odd is the whole “gay buffer” thing in a movie theater. For evreyone who dosen’t know what that is, say you go to a movie and see a group of guys sitting with a seat in between them that is known as the “gay buffer.” A lot of my friends do this and I think it’s asinine.
I mean come on, how insecure do you have to be to worry if someone who happens to be in the same movie theater looks down and assumes that you and a buddy are gay? There are ove a billion worlds and each one revolves around the person who’s in it. Well, that’s my rant and now I’m off to the showers.
[quote]etaco wrote:
Imagine you went to a car rental place and were given three options. You could rent a moped, a compact car or a full sized all for the same price. Which would you choose?
Similarly, one has two or three choices in the bathroom. Why would go to a cramped little urinal risking exposure to the elements when I can take the handicap stall and stretch out in comfort while I piss?[/quote]
Amen brotha. My freshman year in college, we had a handicapped stall. It was Hyuge. It was the stall of choice for most of us. We called it “the Caddy”, as in Cadillac. You’d just take the Mattel Football 2 game in there while you took a shit - play a whole game, wipe ass, flush, say “Next” and leave.
Man, do you guys really have issues pissing in the urinals? What’s the big deal? Are you afraid someone might peek? Spend some time in prison and see how shy you are.
[quote]graphicsMan wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.[/quote]
Sometimes it’s hard to aim. Sometimes you have that multi-directional stream going on. You know, the viper piss.
[quote]graphicsMan wrote:
Well, I hope you guys are more careful than my coworkers. Having to wipe up piss off the floor to avoid getting it on your pants/shorts, sucks. It’s not so much that these guys go in the stall as that they have no aim.[/quote]
Those fuckers work at my office also…and it just ain’t in the damn stalls they’re spraying away. I tracked it down to one or two guys though and they’re both (as you’d guess) fat fucks.
I got a buddy across the hall that’s a FFB and he’s verified when you’re gut hangs over your wang you can’t see what the fuck you’re doing, so you just piss as hard as you can and hope not to get it all over the front of your pants…fat fucks…sheesh…
I’d rant that they should sit down and make sure they don’t spray the fucking floor, but then you’d end up hearing their little whiney, cries for help when their fat asses got stuck on the bowl and knowing my luck I’d end up being the one that has to kick the door in and pry them off a la Gel Gibson to Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon.
[quote]rsg wrote:
Because I suffer from stage fright unless I am drunk, and pissing in a stall fixes that.[/quote]
Same here, I can’t have people around me when I am trying to take a piss. I really hate it when they start talking to me…I just use the stalls. Down in Tijuana they have those big community pissers…I wait in line for the stall.