“The sad truth is that men’s restrooms aren’t the most sanitary places, largely because adult human males are not very good at urinating, as if the male brain briefly shuts down whenever hands and penises join together.”
True that, it’s like most Guys suddenly enter this Twilight Zone
of Brain-Dead disregard that someone else JUUUUST might be using
the urinal or Toilet Bowl after they do, and don’t care if they leave
more than a mere dribble on the seat or a puddle on the floor,
and it’s not just little boys that do this either.
For just pissing I ALWAYS use the Toilet Bowl in restrooms
anyway, But if you must use the urinal, here’s some tips from
the Mormons.
You forgot pissing in the shower…and doing everything your wife tells you to do
is a sign of low testosterone for fear of her wrath, which begs the question why
one would marry a psycho bitch like that in the first place.
So think about it this way, normally urinals are setup for average height, around 5’9-5’10. I am 5’7 which means my boys are 2-3 inches closer than they should be. This puts me in the position where I often choose the kiddie urinal if it is open, or I have to wear a poncho like I am in line at Splash Mountain at Disney.
I pee outside whenever I can. Off my back deck is handy, or next to the garbage if I have to put the pails out at night. We moved at work a few years ago, the old place had the best places to whiz outside.
The urinals at work are disgusting… little puddles of piss on the floor even early in the morning. We have a cleaning service that comes in every night and they do a good job.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Am I the only one here that will occasionally take a few steps back and take a 3pt piss shot?
(assuming I can lock door or know no one else will be coming in and I’ve got a healthy urinary bladder full)[/quote]
Nope, I regularly get comments/complaints about my admirable fire power. I tend to take a courtesy step forward if someone walks in but they still know what I was doing.
I personally never piss directly perpendicular to the urinal or onto the little plastic piece because it causes serious deflection. I piss toward the corner to deflect deflection lol
