[quote]Tizza wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
What about cardio? Frankenstein cardio? Like plug two bolts into your neck and have the villagers chase you out of town with torches and pitchforks. Repeat.
I thought Franklinstein cardio involved doing a Vaudeville rendition of “Putting on the Ritz” with Gene Wilder. I guess that would be Young Franklinstein cardio.
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I just can’t get the image of Frankenstein cardio stumbling thru aerobics class out of my head…
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
[quote]Habitual wrote:
ipjunkie… I know a thread is going to make me piss myself whenever you join in. I fucking love this shit. The thread, not pissing myself.[/quote]
Pissing all over yourself isn’t that cool. You should get you GF/Wife to do it for you.
[quote]ipjunkie wrote:
Pissing all over yourself isn’t that cool. You should get you GF/Wife to do it for you.
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I thought that stuff only happened on German websites.
[quote]bulking machine wrote:
see we all have a choice, sit on our asses or pick up the weights. so what you do is your choice . we all have an instinct. to lift its just some people its a bigger drive than others. i know when i lift nothing else matters. im a maschine . its the rush of the push and pumping the iron up and down off our chest or a simple curl, if you feel the pain ,i feel and still keep going.
all you real lifters out there no what im talking about. the pain,sweat and tears dont matter .its about , everything you believe in no matter who said you cant.forget them. we all are warriors in our own minds and we all will go to battle with the weights . Great if , your the type to give up .if it hurts or gets to you .than quit. like they want you to. because i know one thing, bulking machine never goes out with out a fight , anyone with me. i was just told today that i couldnt get loud in a gym.but you think i listen yell no.do you get crazy in the gym. will you let someone tell you ,lower your voices, your to loud,say two words fuck you. i dont go to the gym to stay quiet,i go to be feirce,and a power lifting machine.so you shut the fuck up.[/quote]
[quote]bulking machine wrote:
see we all have a choice, sit on our asses or pick up the weights. so what you do is your choice . we all have an instinct. to lift its just some people its a bigger drive than others. i know when i lift nothing else matters. im a maschine . its the rush of the push and pumping the iron up and down off our chest or a simple curl, if you feel the pain ,i feel and still keep going.
all you real lifters out there no what im talking about. the pain,sweat and tears dont matter .its about , everything you believe in no matter who said you cant.forget them. we all are warriors in our own minds and we all will go to battle with the weights . Great if , your the type to give up .if it hurts or gets to you .than quit. like they want you to. because i know one thing, bulking machine never goes out with out a fight , anyone with me. i was just told today that i couldnt get loud in a gym.but you think i listen yell no.do you get crazy in the gym. will you let someone tell you ,lower your voices, your to loud,say two words fuck you. i dont go to the gym to stay quiet,i go to be feirce,and a power lifting machine.so you shut the fuck up.[/quote]
Vee are brovers in iron my frend! We take no shit frum no von! They tell us tu kalm down. vee say fuk yoo tu them bekuz we are ar hardcour!
[quote]Uber N3wb wrote:
bulking machine wrote:
see we all have a choice, sit on our asses or pick up the weights. so what you do is your choice . we all have an instinct. to lift its just some people its a bigger drive than others. i know when i lift nothing else matters. im a maschine . its the rush of the push and pumping the iron up and down off our chest or a simple curl, if you feel the pain ,i feel and still keep going.
all you real lifters out there no what im talking about. the pain,sweat and tears dont matter .its about , everything you believe in no matter who said you cant.forget them. we all are warriors in our own minds and we all will go to battle with the weights . Great if , your the type to give up .if it hurts or gets to you .than quit. like they want you to. because i know one thing, bulking machine never goes out with out a fight , anyone with me. i was just told today that i couldnt get loud in a gym.but you think i listen yell no.do you get crazy in the gym. will you let someone tell you ,lower your voices, your to loud,say two words fuck you. i dont go to the gym to stay quiet,i go to be feirce,and a power lifting machine.so you shut the fuck up.
Vee are brovers in iron my frend! We take no shit frum no von! They tell us tu kalm down. vee say fuk yoo tu them bekuz we are ar hardcour![/quote]
I’ve graduated to tongue-in-cheek mockery status! I have an avatar! Someone created an identity just to showcase my pictures and further my ‘spread of metrosexualism…’
