This thread is one of the best on this entire website. And some fuckers had the nerve to flame it. Fuck you all.
Ah yeah baby! Good to see a great classic revived.
D
Muffling my face into my hoodie as i read this thread in Calculus class
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Why all the negativity people? I’m feeling myself being affected by the BULKING MACHINE! In fact, i juz wen to tha gymm an hit it real hard.
sweeet workout!! its my life, gonna do battel withh the wieghts evry day, neva gonna stop, peopel gonna think im on rodis, but i don’t care, im an iorn warroir, never lose in the fightt, feel the powa, fu*Kn yeah!!![/quote]
Probably the best thing I’ve ever read.
All that preaching and he’s 6’1 187 pounds… (at the time he wrote that probably)
lmfao
I just farted while laughing
These are from his other two classics:
Primal Instinct
"Do you ever think about why we weight train. Its not sane to beat and bust our bodys up day in and out. I mean were we born to weight lift. No its the Primal Instinct in in every last one of you. Its something inside our bodies that tells us dont stop until you feel the burn,the burn turns into pain,The pain turns in tears. But for some reason we keep pushen dont we.
Next time it happens to you in the gym look in the mirror at that point and you will see the PRIMAL RAGE emerging out threw your face. You cant tame it or keep it under control. It has taken control once or twice to all of us.
Its a wonderful transformation once you try to harness it. So therefore everyone says is the Bulking machine part animal, well seams like you have to ask yourself are you. When you let out a scream at the gym while you are pounding whose last reps out, You know tearing,and ripping your muscles apart for some reason we all love that feeling done we. Cant stop if you do your a loser , all that hard work for what.
So if you love getting transformed into a massive CREATURE that we cant controll.You we like this article. B.Machine"
and the timeless Build a Dream
"yes,you heard what i said,build a dream ,a dream of what ,a body that women will cry over, A body that when you take off your coat this winter, People set and stear,everyone that hits the gym know what i mean.
a body that at christmas dinner your family says,are you using steroids,it all starts with decation.get with it suck up the pain.getting big dont mean going to the gym 4, 2 weeks and then your going to get big.
But it does mean in time with the right training and diet it is possiable,so why only dream big,live it starting these week… remember stay clean train mean.get crazy ,dont train like a human train like what we are made out to be a machine,yes a extreme BULKING MACHINE"
We can only hope he will return one day a pound or two heavier and remember it all starts with decation, what ever the hell that is!
D
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
These are from his other two classics:
Primal Instinct
"Do you ever think about why we weight train. Its not sane to beat and bust our bodys up day in and out. I mean were we born to weight lift. No its the Primal Instinct in in every last one of you.
Its something inside our bodies that tells us dont stop until you feel the burn,the burn turns into pain,The pain turns in tears. But for some reason we keep pushen dont we.
Next time it happens to you in the gym look in the mirror at that point and you will see the PRIMAL RAGE emerging out threw your face. You cant tame it or keep it under control. It has taken control once or twice to all of us.
Its a wonderful transformation once you try to harness it. So therefore everyone says is the Bulking machine part animal, well seams like you have to ask yourself are you.
When you let out a scream at the gym while you are pounding whose last reps out, You know tearing,and ripping your muscles apart for some reason we all love that feeling done we. Cant stop if you do your a loser , all that hard work for what.
So if you love getting transformed into a massive CREATURE that we cant controll.You we like this article. B.Machine"
and the timeless Build a Dream
"yes,you heard what i said,build a dream ,a dream of what ,a body that women will cry over, A body that when you take off your coat this winter, People set and stear,everyone that hits the gym know what i mean.
a body that at christmas dinner your family says,are you using steroids,it all starts with decation.get with it suck up the pain.getting big dont mean going to the gym 4, 2 weeks and then your going to get big.
But it does mean in time with the right training and diet it is possiable,so why only dream big,live it starting these week… remember stay clean train mean.get crazy ,dont train like a human train like what we are made out to be a machine,yes a extreme BULKING MACHINE"
We can only hope he will return one day a pound or two heavier and remember it all starts with decation, what ever the hell that is!
D[/quote]
Wiser words have never been spoken
[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
I clenched my teeth so hard while maxing that my wisdom teeth split in half. Does that count?
(now I use a piece rope for a bite and make believe that I’m a pitbull.Scares the hell out of my girlfriend and the dog though.)
[/quote]
That is pretty fucking weird though.
All this “im so hardcore” talk is making me puke 
[quote]borke wrote:
All this “im so hardcore” talk is making me puke :([/quote]
What?! No sir no! It should be doing quite the contrary! Or well at least a giggle… I was on the floor reading this stuff.
[quote]borke wrote:
All this “im so hardcore” talk is making me puke :([/quote]
Sissy! 
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
These are from his other two classics:
Primal Instinct
"Do you ever think about why we weight train. Its not sane to beat and bust our bodys up day in and out. I mean were we born to weight lift. No its the Primal Instinct in in every last one of you. Its something inside our bodies that tells us dont stop until you feel the burn,the burn turns into pain,The pain turns in tears. But for some reason we keep pushen dont we.
Next time it happens to you in the gym look in the mirror at that point and you will see the PRIMAL RAGE emerging out threw your face. You cant tame it or keep it under control. It has taken control once or twice to all of us.
Its a wonderful transformation once you try to harness it. So therefore everyone says is the Bulking machine part animal, well seams like you have to ask yourself are you. When you let out a scream at the gym while you are pounding whose last reps out, You know tearing,and ripping your muscles apart for some reason we all love that feeling done we. Cant stop if you do your a loser , all that hard work for what.
So if you love getting transformed into a massive CREATURE that we cant controll.You we like this article. B.Machine"
and the timeless Build a Dream
"yes,you heard what i said,build a dream ,a dream of what ,a body that women will cry over, A body that when you take off your coat this winter, People set and stear,everyone that hits the gym know what i mean.
a body that at christmas dinner your family says,are you using steroids,it all starts with decation.get with it suck up the pain.getting big dont mean going to the gym 4, 2 weeks and then your going to get big.
But it does mean in time with the right training and diet it is possiable,so why only dream big,live it starting these week… remember stay clean train mean.get crazy ,dont train like a human train like what we are made out to be a machine,yes a extreme BULKING MACHINE"
We can only hope he will return one day a pound or two heavier and remember it all starts with decation, what ever the hell that is!
D[/quote]
It all starts with decation…hahaha. I’d forgotten all about this thread, thanks to the dude who resurrected it.
Bulking Machine! Please come back!