Unleashing Franklinstein

[quote]bulking machine wrote:

if it hurts or gets to you .than quit. like they want you to.

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“they”…the government?..

“they”…the government?..[/quote]

yes thats right.

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Why all the negativity people? I’m feeling myself being affected by the BULKING MACHINE! In fact, i juz wen to tha gymm an hit it real hard. sweeet workout!! its my life, gonna do battel withh the wieghts evry day, neva gonna stop, peopel gonna think im on rodis, but i don’t care, im an iorn warroir, never lose in the fightt, feel the powa, fu*Kn yeah!!![/quote]

LOL!!! Man I love T-Nation!!!

Hey MOD,

Ever thought of an auto spell check? These people are killing me. LOL.

This thread fucking rules.

No.

Really.

I mean it.

[quote]CC wrote:
This thread fucking rules.

No.

Really.

I mean it.[/quote]

It does… it really does!

[quote]MetroGlam_Boy wrote:

It does… it really does![/quote]

I’ve graduated to tongue-in-cheek mockery status! I have an avatar! Someone created an identity just to showcase my pictures and further my ‘spread of metrosexualism…’

This is fantastic.

-Nate


LOOOOOL!

Anyone else craving for a pic of BULKINGMACHINE lifting some heavy shit?! I’d love to see the fire in his eyes!!

-Sep

[quote]Sepukku wrote:
LOOOOOL!

Anyone else craving for a pic of BULKINGMACHINE lifting some heavy shit?! I’d love to see the fire in his eyes!!

-Sep

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That’s the funniest thing that I’ve seen in a loooooooong time!!!

[quote]mica617 wrote:
Sepukku wrote:
LOOOOOL!

Anyone else craving for a pic of BULKINGMACHINE lifting some heavy shit?! I’d love to see the fire in his eyes!!

-Sep

That’s the funniest thing that I’ve seen in a loooooooong time!!![/quote]

LMAO!!!

I read this during my 4th period class and I started laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes and had to leave the room. My students thought I was having a heart attack. I am going to read everything written by this yahoo and your replies. I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time.
Thanks.

And don’t forget to read BULKING MACHINE on the Build a Dream thread.

Do you teach English Bigmike?

AAAAhhhrhr! Gaaarrr! Dammit… I have to go to the gym now… N O W GRRRRAAAAAAARRRK!

[quote]ipjunkie wrote:
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Pumping again, to lift the mother f
cking weights yeah,
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Iron is the only way yeah,
Atrophy your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
Franklinstein, F
CK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Franklinstein, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when the iron bug bites you,
it?s the bulk that we all want; it?s the will to lift the weights of steel!
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Is that sung to the tune of “America, F*CK YEAH”?

What about cardio? Frankenstein cardio? Like plug two bolts into your neck and have the villagers chase you out of town with torches and pitchforks. Repeat.

[quote]Nate Green wrote:
I don’t know whether to cry and raise a fist at the educational system or pick up some heavy shit and throw it around.[/quote]

perfect two birds / one stone situation:

go throw heavy shit at school buildings

no?

Bastard

[quote]ipjunkie wrote:
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Pumping again, to lift the mother f
cking weights yeah,
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Iron is the only way yeah,
Atrophy your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
Franklinstein, F
CK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Franklinstein, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when the iron bug bites you,
it?s the bulk that we all want; it?s the will to lift the weights of steel![/quote]

instant classic … solid stuff man! f*ck yeah!

Bastard

[quote]Tizza wrote:
ipjunkie wrote:
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein…
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Pumping again, to lift the mother f
cking weights yeah,
Franklinstein, FCK YEAH!
Iron is the only way yeah,
Atrophy your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
Franklinstein, F
CK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Franklinstein, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when the iron bug bites you,
it?s the bulk that we all want; it?s the will to lift the weights of steel!

Is that sung to the tune of “America, F*CK YEAH”?
[/quote]

F*CK YEAH!

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
What about cardio? Frankenstein cardio? Like plug two bolts into your neck and have the villagers chase you out of town with torches and pitchforks. Repeat.
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I thought Franklinstein cardio involved doing a Vaudeville rendition of “Putting on the Ritz” with Gene Wilder. I guess that would be Young Franklinstein cardio.

ipjunkie… I know a thread is going to make me piss myself whenever you join in. I fucking love this shit. The thread, not pissing myself.