Im going to start lifting wieghts with only my left arm until it balances out
Dude, why are you asking us? You’ve made plenty of money to hire a professional trainer and/or physical consultant. I heard your boy Dr. Dre hired Stan McQuay, maybe you should do the same.
You know eminems old shit was good - His new shit no comment
[quote]G87 wrote:
Dude, you should really use your left arm for masturbating for a few years. Come on, this is common knowledge…[/quote]
It’s commonly referred to as “The Stranger.”
I’ll start doing that but seriously in a serious note what the fuck i dont want to have this fucking massive right arm and a small left (same with my pecs)
Like someone said, keep doing the same exercises, weights, sets and reps with them until they even out. What the fuck were you thinking in the first place, working out just one arm?
[quote]Slim Shady wrote:
I’ll start doing that but seriously in a serious note what the fuck i dont want to have this fucking massive right arm and a small left (same with my pecs)[/quote]
Let me repeat myself slicka slicka slim shady:
You’re 14 years old. Lift hard, eat big, and get your rest for fuck’s sake. I would think finding a normal routine would fix your imbalances eventually.
Some one answer after i get back from my sports should i work out only my left arm & pec until it evens out. Or should i work both arms equally?
lol i just realized thiers a second page
Polish Rifle if i create a routine wouldn’t that just keep my left side and right side with the same differences because i use my right arm more in daily life
Keep working with the same weight on both arms and they will even out, your young enough, my brother had the same problem and it fixed itself in 5 months.
Did I stutter? use the same weight for both arms on dumbbells only till it evens out. Its that simple. Probably not the most effective for getting FREAKIN HUOOOGH, but it will solve your problem. No one here is going to give you some crazy workout routine. Your 14 everything works, its wonderful.
[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
jstreet0204 wrote:
My suggestion would be to start beating the crap out of everyone with your left arms to even it out.
Hilarious…
What is a Peck?[/quote]
A peck is a quarter of a bushel.
I have 2 suggestions though:
Start jerkin lefty, or listen to everyone else and just use the same weight, and stop trying to be a bad ass. The 3rd thing was more like a command, I hate all the smug little bad asses who walk around picking on the kids who haven’t hit puberty yet and then acting tough…
mattchew<---- (the picked on kid)
but no i don’t just go around beating little nerds. Fighting is just a passion of mine even with no training. I love kicking the crap out of karate kids though.
troll
[quote]Slim Shady wrote:
Hello I’m 14 years old … I started at maybe 5-6 years old …[/quote]
I doubt you started training ANYTHING when you were 5-6 years old; so I’m guessing you have horrible grammar and meant to say “i started training maybe 5-6 years AGO”
EVEN THEN, i HIGHLY doubt you started weight training when you were 8yrs old.
I bet your a little nerd who wants to get big so the bulley’s can’t pick on you anymore; which is FINE, there are a lot of people in the world with that mentality. Don’t come on here acting like your the sht; its the internet…everyone is the sht.
~b
OH, and your not 5% bf. (as your profile says)
[quote]Slim Shady wrote:
Hello I’m 14 years old and have been weight training not to hard core but enough to be able to beat the crap out of everyone. I started at maybe 5-6 years old… [/quote]
Jesus Christ. What a fucking idiot.
There should be a minimum age requirement to post on this site.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Are you the real Slim Shady?[/quote]
No im the real shady.
All you other shadys are just imitating.
I LOVE YOUR SONG!! I SING IT IN THE SHOWER!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here…
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga]
“Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals…” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[EWWW!] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [ERR] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[HACH] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up