The body count thread made me think of this. Ice-T was great. Now everyone chip in and bring back some old school rap lyrics. P-Dog I know you got lots of N.W.A!
Heres one P-Dog knows for sure.
“I wouldn’t fck that Btch
Me neitha
So Ho go home and wash out ya beava.”
“If it don’t make Dllaz it don’t make Cents!” Bushwick Bill Ghetto Boys 1992
hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy
I’m a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Humpty Dance,Digital Underground
how about this one:
“'cuz in the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear”
“Cause every body knows, Straw-berry, Straw-berry is da neighboor hood ho”
“Yo Mr. Dopeman, you think your slick/sold crack to my sister and now’s shes sick/if she happen to die because of ur drugs/I’m putting in yo culo, a .38 slug”
“Punks jump up to catch a beat down”
“Slam, dun dun na, let da boyz be boyz”
“Burn Hollywood burn/I feel a riot coming on/first they’re guilty/now they’re gone…Yea I’ll check out a movie/but it’ll take a black one to move me/Get me the hell away from this TV/All this news and views are beneath me/all ya hear about, is punks runnin out, about gangs blowing eachother’s heads out”
Elvis was a hero to most(3x)
But he never meant, shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
Since I saw some P.E. I figured I would throw that in…
This one always reminds me of Iron Mike when i hear it:
LLCoolJ ‘Mama said Knock You Out’
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I’ll devour
I’m gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I’m not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I’ll slay him
Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
I’m ready (we’re ready!!!)
I think I’m gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
Don’t u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out
“Crucifiction ain’t no fiction, so called frozen-chozen, apologies made to whoever it pleases, still they got me like Jesus” Public Enemy
“Don’t u call this a regular jam
I’m gonna rock this land
I’m gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I’m just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I’m blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I’m shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme”
LL Cool J
And finally a little something from Straight outa compton, Ice Cubes verse
“Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherfuckin fool”
B.
LOL, glad I inspired this thread…
May as well quote every damn song from the Geto Boys, but this is my fav verse off my fav song of theirs…
"This goes out to you H-O-E’s
Swangin on the nuts of us motherfuckin G’s
You ain’t never seen a nigga like me baby
Big Mike aka Big D D
Big dick daddy, droppin you hoes in the sack
Bustin nut after nut on your motherfuckin back
If your nigga wants to make love to you, cool let a nigga know
Cause a nigga like myself just wana fuck you hoe
And if you don’t want him to know I won’t snitch
You can be his girl but you know you’ll always be my bitch
My freak my hoe my tramp my moneymaker
Keep yo bitch right or a nigga like myself will take a smooth
Off the S-L-A-B
And why you trippin you know your bitch will be rollin with me
So to ladies and everyone throughout your crew
Give a smile in the mean watch out
This dick is for you
[Chorus]
I, bitch I just want to fuck you
Dick, sucked the whole night through
Ass, licked as if I was a star
This dick is for you baby; you hoe wherever you are, hey
as a side note, i feel bad for the kids of today who have to endure the total shit thats on the radio and mtv these days. they straight up dont make 'em like they used to…
“…the farts
the farts
the farts he farted
i pick my nose
but i’m not retarded”
I’m the Man
Anthrax
Hahaha I hear ya 3x these kids have no clue what gangsta rap is…
I took her panties down and the bitch had a dick…
anyone remember who that was(I do just wanna know if anyone wlse does)
“…Took her panties down, and the bitch had a dick/I said damn/dropped the gun from my hand/what I thought was a bitch, was nothin but a man/put my gun up his legs, all the way up his skirt/cause this was on faggot that I had to hurt, so…Nobody Move/Nobody Get Hurt”
Eazy-E
“Move quickly/but no runnin/shhh I think sombody’s comin/hear the front door key/and I flee/out the back wit a fist full of jewelery/over da wall/but dont fall/wipe my sweat, cause that was a close call/gettin ganked by the E is a lesson…so…is there anymore questions”
“As they busted a U/they got pulled over/an undercover cop in a dark green nova/Cap got beefed for resistin arrest/he socked the pig in his head/for rippin his vest/now Key is caught for doin a crim/For defense on da boy/he’ll do some time/Cause the boyz in da hood are always hard/come talkin dat trash will pull ya card/knowin nothin else in life but to be legit/dont quote me boy, cause I aint said shit.”
And the best…
“Her father jumped up and he started to shout/So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out”
eazy-e was the best…
Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It’s all about makin that GTA
some more buswhick
Paranoid, sittin in a deep sweat
Thinkin I gotta fuck somebody before the week ends
The sight of blood exites me, shoot you in the head
Sit down, and watch you bleed to death
I hear the sound of your last breath
Shouldn?t have been around, I went all the way left
You was in the right place with me at the wrong time
I?m a psychopath, in a minute lose my fuckin mind
Calm down, back to reality
Don?t fear death, cause I know that it?s promised to me
Flashes, I get flashes of jason
Gimme a knife, a million lives I?m wastin
The shadow of death follows me, I don?t give a fuck
Pussy play superman, your ass?ll get boxed up
Put him in a straight jacket, the man?s sick
This is what goes on in the mind of a lunatic
(he?s a paranoiac who?s a menace to our society)
(he?s a) (he?s a)
(he?s a paranoiac who?s a menace to our society)
[ verse 2: bushwick bill ]
Lookin through her window, now my body is warm
She?s naked, and I?m a peepin tom
Her body?s beautiful, so I?m thinkin rape
Shouldn?t have had her curtains open, so that?s her fate
Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth
Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch
Whipped out my knife, said, if you scream, I?m cuttin
Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin
She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose
Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed
Had sex with the corpse before I left her
And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter
Run for shelter never crossed my mind
I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine
Dial 911 for the bitch
But the cops ain?t shit when they?re fuckin with a lunatic
3x—Ghetto Boys are the shitt and always will be…Brad Jordan (scarface)took Rap in a whole new direction…(Along with Dre.) Gave it a story line type jam instead of the typical Watch me scratch these records type dance stuff; to the whole, this is what I do everyday and I know some of ya’ll can relate so just sit back get High or Drunk and lets talk about it, kinda shitt…Ya Know
Yes I know that you can’t withstand it/
Watch that ass cause punk I’ll brand it/
With a steel-toe, how you feel now/
When my boot stuck in that ass like a dildo/
- - Cock the Hammer, Cypress Hill
Well that’s the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it/
The slamafied, bonafied funk on your discus/
Oh, what you missed this, you got to bear witness/
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas/
- - I wanna get high, Cypress Hill
One-time tried to come in my home,/
take my chrome, I said “Yo, it’s on./
Take cover son, or you’re ass-out./
How you like my chrome?”, then I watched the rookie pass out./
Didn’t have to blast him, but I did anyway…/
Hahaha… that young punk had to pay./
So I just killed a man!
- - How I could just kill a man, Cypress Hill
Yup, rap and metal is shit compared to what it was up til early 90s
“When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off”
“Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson”
“Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo”
-NWA, “Straight outta compton”
Brilliant shit. “With a crime record like Charles Manson” That may be the best rap lyric ever
I can recite most of the song by memory
Here’s the first part from lyrics depot
(THere are a few errors I had to correct)
-Sonny S
"Straight outta Compton
crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that’s how I’m goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that’s showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that’s pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move
Here’s a murder rap to keep y’all dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherfuckin fool!
Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I’m down with the capital C-B-T
Boy you can’t fuck with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I’m stompin
but when I come back, boy, I’m comin straight outta Compton
I highly recommend NWA’s Greatest Hits. And don’t download it, it really is worth the money
A few more lyrics from “Straight outta Compton”:
This is Mc-Ren
"Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
and
I find a good piece o’ pussy, I go up in it
So if you’re at a show in the front row
I’m a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You’ll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you’re composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I’m tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I’m the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that’s a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I’m raw"
Finally, we can’t leave out Eazy-E! (RIP you crazy bastard);
“…straight outta Compton
is a brotha that’ll smother yo’ mother
and make ya sister think I love her”
and
"So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch?
I ain’t a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E
and if you ever fuck with me
You’ll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker
straight outta Compton
This new rap irritates me. I can’t make it through even one song by 50 Cent.
What I need is Ice Cube:
I don’t want to see no dancing
I’m sick of that shit
Listen to the hit
Cuz, Yo if I look and see another brother on the video trying to out dance each other
I’m gonna tell T-Bone to pass the bottle
And don’t give me that shit about role models
Also, the Geto Boys:
If you’re waitin’ on that to happen sucka, you’ll be a waitin’ mother fucka
Anybody know where I can download Geto Boys tunes? iTunes and Amazon don’t have them.