[quote]tnationmuscle wrote:
coming soon[/quote]
Interesting. You think that weak attempt at a joke based on how I’m built is ok based on me posting a picture as recent as this week…but YOU need time to post a pic? What do you need time for? You either look like you lift right now or you don’t.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i don’t believe this kid has a 475 deadlift just because he says he does.
i don’t believe this kid is anything but a troll
Wait…so you DO believe everyone else?
Every newb claims a 400+lbs deadlift. I am not sure why you believe ANY of them or care.[/quote]
i don’t even read half the posts by newbs, i honestly wish they stayed in the begginner section until they were at least able to rep 225 with the way they’ve been acting lately …that and the combined volume of trolls on this thread.
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i don’t believe this kid has a 475 deadlift just because he says he does.
i don’t believe this kid is anything but a troll
Wait…so you DO believe everyone else?
Every newb claims a 400+lbs deadlift. I am not sure why you believe ANY of them or care.
i don’t even read half the posts by newbs, i honestly wish they stayed in the begginner section until they were at least able to rep 225 with the way they’ve been acting lately …that and the combined volume of trolls on this thread.
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
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Gluteusgigantis seems to be the only one whose posts are worth reading, thus far.
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
posting in epic fail thread[/quote]
x2
[quote]Professor X wrote:
tnationmuscle wrote:
coming soon
Interesting. You think that weak attempt at a joke based on how I’m built is ok based on me posting a picture as recent as this week…but YOU need time to post a pic? What do you need time for? You either look like you lift right now or you don’t. [/quote]
Dude, it is obviously slimthugger. Either that or God has forsaken the earth twice.
Didn’t you and slimbrain have this conversation before too?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Schlenkatank wrote:
Agreed. The same goes for people asking for pics when someone claims they are “230lbs at 5% body fat”. This is a forum about gaining muscle mass. I personally feel it should be a requirement to have your picture somewhere on this site if you give advice at all.
I get the feeling many of these people posting are bed ridden and obese while typing pages of advice about why everyone should avoid ever eating carbs and fats at the same time.
Ummmmmm, I happen to know you are talking about me because of our argument about nutrition in the Physique and Performance pics area. I wasn’t looking for attention, you looked in my profile and called me out because I disagreed with you. I put those stats in my profile because it asks for it and it’s true (more or less).
That being said, I don’t really give a shit if you think I’m fake, or anyone else who doesn’t have pics. However I do try and post the best information that I have gathered related to physical well being. No one is required to listen, the reader simply has to decide for themselves what is good info. If you’re too stupid to sort out the best info yourself then you probably should be reading a book instead of a forum post.
Who are you? I am not talking about YOU because there are TONS of other people on this forum who dish out advice like they are doctors or world class personal trainers when they don’t even look like they lift and they have no formal education.
It is VERY interesting that you thought you were the one I was speaking of.[/quote]
Interesting in what respect?
Dude, they just happened to be the exact stats you mentioned like a month ago. Again I don’t really care, but theirs no real need to call anyone out unless they tout false information.
Heres your exact words when you called me out, you then asked for pics:
"Isn’t his goal BODYBUILDING? Why do you and others keep bringing up “athletics”? Further, this is an “overbulk”? Are you guys fucking serious? Like he is nearly obese here?
Your profile lists you as having 5% body fat at 228lbs. Any pics? You are basically contest ready right now even though you claim to train ‘OFF AND ON’ for the last four years."
I’m not starting another argument, but nobody has to post pics or please you to post information. Thats my 2 cents anyway.
Did you ever produce any pics? Vids of your lifts? Anything? I’m guessing you didn’t.
Just for the record, I call BS on the 4.55s 40yd, as well. With the stats you tout, you’d place pretty high in the NFL Combine.
And you accomplished all this in four years of on-again-off-again training? Come on, you’re talking to people who know a little bit about this stuff.
You called yourself out this time. Nobody mentioned your name until you piped up. Guilty conscience, maybe? Prove us wrong, otherwise you’re full of shit.
Oh lord. I forgot what this thread was even about. For what it’s worth, I’m starting to like Brauny more. There’s something to be said for the semi-clueless guy that outdoes 80% of the people on a weightlifting forum.
i for one am kinda dissapointed.
i always liked sherlankatank. now it’s kinda dropping
Nope its 475. I have no reason to lie. I did howver hitch. So yeah. like I said, look for me on facebook, and ask my workout partners and Live if you think your more man then me, come to MI, strap on some pads and a helmet and we’ll see who gets pancaked! I know it wont be me!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
tnationmuscle wrote:
coming soon
Interesting. You think that weak attempt at a joke based on how I’m built is ok based on me posting a picture as recent as this week…but YOU need time to post a pic? What do you need time for? You either look like you lift right now or you don’t. [/quote]
Prof. X calling you out !
[quote]JayPierce wrote:
Did you ever produce any pics? Vids of your lifts? Anything? I’m guessing you didn’t.
Just for the record, I call BS on the 4.55s 40yd, as well. With the stats you tout, you’d place pretty high in the NFL Combine.
And you accomplished all this in four years of on-again-off-again training? Come on, you’re talking to people who know a little bit about this stuff.
You called yourself out this time. Nobody mentioned your name until you piped up. Guilty conscience, maybe? Prove us wrong, otherwise you’re full of shit.[/quote]
No no no. This is exactly the opposite of what I wanted. I’ve been trying to say that this stuff doesn’t matter. sigh
okay, for anyone that knows about the different types of forty yard dash testing there is laser timed 40’s and hand timed. The accepted difference is .24 seconds. The NFL uses a variant of the electronic timing method that makes it roughly even at .2 seconds. So yes, I run the same forty as Brian Arakpo, who also outweighs me by forty pounds. He is however very legit.
I ran a 4.55 HAND TIMED forty at the end of a three month speed camp in april. I took some time off and then started again in early june, got retested, and ran a 4.6 flat hand timed. The only way I could think of proving myself would be to somehow post a legit copy of my combine results i’m going to in two weeks. The only reason would be for pride I guess. I could maybe (just maybe) get a video or something there too.
As for my personal training info, I started lifting my freshman year when I learned how to bench press. Training for three years was sketchy at best, but for the last year I’ve been steady and I’ve learned the squat, clean, and a good pull up. Still need to learn to deadlift properly.
I will at least post pics, as promised to Prof X by the end of July. If nothing else to shut this all up.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i for one am kinda dissapointed.
i always liked sherlankatank. now it’s kinda dropping[/quote]
Ahhh shit, there goes the MMF threesome I was promised.
[quote]brauny96 wrote:
Nope its 475. I have no reason to lie. I did howver hitch. So yeah. like I said, look for me on facebook, and ask my workout partners and Live if you think your more man then me, come to MI, strap on some pads and a helmet and we’ll see who gets pancaked! I know it wont be me![/quote]
Nah man, you’re fine. Just keep hitting it hard and you’ll go places.
Anytime I’ve seen someone bust your balls, myself included you seem to take it well. Shit at your age my head was about 1,000 times further up my ass than yours is, and I surprisingly turned out okay. You’ll be fine.
Brauny, every thread you make turns into a goldmine of win (a winmine?)
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
Gluteusgigantis seems to be the only one whose posts are worth reading, thus far.[/quote]
That’s only because I like big butts and I can not lie, you other t-nationers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste, and a round thing in your face you get sprung…
brauny96 is autistic right?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i don’t believe this kid has a 475 deadlift just because he says he does.
i don’t believe this kid is anything but a troll
Wait…so you DO believe everyone else?
Every newb claims a 400+lbs deadlift. I am not sure why you believe ANY of them or care.
i don’t even read half the posts by newbs, i honestly wish they stayed in the begginner section until they were at least able to rep 225 with the way they’ve been acting lately …that and the combined volume of trolls on this thread.
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
Gluteusgigantis seems to be the only one whose posts are worth reading, thus far.[/quote]
Ouch. I don’t get no love? I guess I’ll just go away and eat my cottage cheese soaked in tears…
[quote]GluteusGigantis wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
Gluteusgigantis seems to be the only one whose posts are worth reading, thus far.
That’s only because I like big butts and I can not lie, you other t-nationers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste, and a round thing in your face you get sprung…
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No it’s because you use big words that I have to look up the meaning to mixed in with fuck and cunt.
So you’re either smart or really good with a thesaurus.
[quote]165StateChamp wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i don’t believe this kid has a 475 deadlift just because he says he does.
i don’t believe this kid is anything but a troll
Wait…so you DO believe everyone else?
Every newb claims a 400+lbs deadlift. I am not sure why you believe ANY of them or care.
i don’t even read half the posts by newbs, i honestly wish they stayed in the begginner section until they were at least able to rep 225 with the way they’ve been acting lately …that and the combined volume of trolls on this thread.
in fact, i think everyone with a 2009 join date is a troll.
Gluteusgigantis seems to be the only one whose posts are worth reading, thus far.
Ouch. I don’t get no love? I guess I’ll just go away and eat my cottage cheese soaked in tears…[/quote]
You’re not vocal enough to really stand out as a non douche. Think about it. If there is 3 million yards of rough, one or two diamonds are gonna have to shine like a motherfucker to be seen.
And as an aside, I tried to think about my shorts while squatting today. No dice. I could have been naked, or wearing a polar bear suit, wouldn’t have changed a thing. Either you have sensitive knees, or mine are calloused.