[quote]DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
dez6485 wrote:
went to brunch this morning. thought i was getting a nice manly meal with my beef tenderloin topped with poached eggs. not only was the portion size laughable, but the yolks were solid- not hard to the point of being disgusting, but like a solid yellow gel. the yolk should definitely run out after you pop the white.
brother had eggs benedict, turns out they cooked his eggs right. FML.
for whatever reason, i’m never hungry first thing in the morning. it’s all i can do to choke down a protein shake. But after i’ve been up for about two hours the hunger kicks in and then i’m good to go all day. as a result, i don’t get much chance to eat a big breakfast. but i really dig french toast, pancakes, eggs, bacon and sausage. I love to go to IHOP for dinner.
I like to order four pieces of french toast, four pancakes, four eggs over easy, four pieces of bacon and… you guessed it - four pieces of sausage. all of this comes on many different plates. i like to take it all, dump it onto one big plate, put the eggs over easy on top. then i break the yolks and pour syrup over the whole thing. I can down that shit in, like five minutes.
damn… i’m hungry.
I have the same lack of hunger in the morning. If I don’t do something about it I can go until mid afternoon without eating. Usually two 8 ounce glasses of water will get the digestive system turning over and then I’m hungry.
I like pancakes eggs and bacon anytime. I like to salt and pepper the eggs, wrap them with the bacon sausage or ham in the pancakes and glob syrup all over it. The eggs HAVE to be over-medium. Wish I could eat with my hands in public - I like to slurp the syrup off my fingers.[/quote]
that visual got me a little excited. is that normal?? i’m not sure if it’s the visual of the actual food being consumed in such a primitive nature or it could just be that charming albino.
reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George was sneaking food into the bed while he was having sex. damn… the thought of rare Prime rib and bump’n nasties.
now i’m hungry and horny.
great thread…whoever started it.