Well, tonight was the closest I’ve come to crying in the gym in a very long time.
5/3/1 - Wave 13, Week 4 - Military Press Deload and Squat Rehab
Squat - normal stance
Bar 1 x 5
75# 1 x 5
85# 1 x 5 <—pretty hard
95# 1 x 3 ← knee cave and generally weak effort
So, I decided to switch to lighter weight box squats with a wide stance. Cue ominous music.
75# 1 x 5 <–stuck on the box on rep 2. Had to sit on the box and reposition my feet into a normal stance to get the weight back up.
Horrible, just horrible. My left foot is tweaked to the point where it can’t be in the turned out sumo position. At this point, I just deflated like a leaky balloon and would have taken my bat and ball and slunk home if I had had the car keys (which I didn’t, my husband did).
Coincidentally, I had just received an order in the mail today from my favorite purveyor of overpriced workout clothing (a running cap with a ponytail cut-out if you want to know). Their items always come in a pretentious reusable shopping bag with inspirational sayings printed all over it. Anyway, I happened to read one today which said something to the effect of “life is full of obstacles, and success depends on how you handle that”. So. sappy. But true, sadly.
Since I couldn’t go home or sit and pout in the car (too cold out), I figured that I still had two working arms and I might as well try to salvage this train wreck with those. Otherwise I’d have to come here and confess that I was a big ole pussy.
Military Press Deload - done as seated DB shoulder presses
12.5s 1 x 10
15s 1 x 10
20s 1 x 10
I sat my ass down on a bench for these. Attitude was very poor.
One armed DB chest presses
20# 3 x 10 each side
Still very pouty.
Seated Front and Side Raises
7.5s 3 x 10
Hip Abductions on the Good Girl/Bad Girl
90# 3 x 10 with 3 sec. pause at maximum bad girl
Glute Kick-Back Machine (Standing)
80# 1 x 10
And lastly, to make me feel a little less bad:
Dips
BW 1 x 10
My foot was achy after all of this. I took it home and heated/iced like Nadia recommended. I’ve officially reached the point in this injury where I have completely lost patience with it, thinking it should be all healed by now. Clearly my attitude needs improvement.