Timbo Sheds the Shirt

Mufasa: lma0!! that was funny…I love corn on the cob too!! kinda like the Midwest farmer’s daughter’s really make you feel alright huh…and “Mwah” is a kiss…from me to you!

Nate: Nice pics…well okay not really…I didn’t think she had anything to show off…she had no tits and her face wasn’t all that…but she’s got some balls to be going nude around that d00d that whipped himself out…you all looked like you were having a good time so that’s all that matter’s…now had you hired me to dance for you and your friend’s I can promise you that the guy’s would have more than beer cups in their hand’s…l0l I love ya Nate…it wouldn’t be the same if I wasn’t giving you a hard time about something… Mwah!

Yep, Jill…nothing like some “Daisy Dukes” (REAL short, cutoff jean shorts, for those who don’t know!)…a halter top…an ankle bracelet…the whole “Farmer’s Daughter” thing…to get the Lion going! We’ll have to have a barbeque and roast some corn-on-the-cob sometime! Sounds Kewl! ~mWah~ (I like that!) Mufasa

Glad you enjoyed the pics Reeshdawg. Actually, the one friend that whipped it out, had whipped it out because he wanted to win a bet that he has more than 8 inches. He probably would have won the bet, but after five beers, he couldn’t get it up! So he just let his limp wenus flop around for the stripper. LOL!

Jill, you're right. She had small tits and just an okay face. But you should have seen some of the other girls that they had available. We probably should have gotten the Asian girl. She was the best one. I didn't care about the breasts, I just wanted to get him a stripper that was cute and would do a good job. Funny thing is, she actually looks a bit like Shawn's wife-to-be.

And believe me, if you were here and did the stripping, things would have been hella crazy wild. I’m sure all of us would have had our pants down! And we would have been fighting over who was getting a lap dance next! Oh, the fun we would have!!! :wink: So come on down! Besides, if you were here, I’d keep you all to myself!

Mufasa, I like your way of thinking. Maybe after we do the whole "Farmer's girl" thing we can switch it up and do the "Teacher" look and maybe even the "Nurse" or "Cop" look! Jill could fill any role and make it the bomb!

Other roles for Jill could include librarian, plumber, the person who fixes your computer, postal worker, meat packager, air condition repair person, car dealer, presidant of the chess club, dental hygenist and pool cleaner. I know, most of these roles aren’t the sexiest (well maybe the dental hygenist), but Nate is right. Jill can fill any role and still make it the bomb!