Stiffbiz, hey bud. I live in Omaha, LaVista actually, which is a suburb of Omaha. Where do you live during the Summer? Iowa State is a nice school, I had gone there on a few recruiting visits back in high school. You want to meet me? Fine by me bud. Shoot me an e-mail at CyWillson@hotmail and I’ll get us in to Club Patrick’s or Club 415, or we can hit up a workout or something. I lift at Gold’s, usually the south gym but occasionally I make the journey to the north gym to train with other friends…and of course to check out the endless number of beautiful women.
Jill!!! It’s good to see you back. I know you’ve been under the weather lately, so I hope you get well soon. Hey, I told you I’d fly up there and give you a nice massage and some TLC.
As for the stripper, she was cool. We had a good time. And I will have pics (completely nude) available for all to see very soon. I’m working on putting it together. So I’ll let you know when it’s ready to go!
Looks like things be shakin’ once again…
E-Man…damn, bro, you got me shootin’ protein pudding thru my nose, so I imagine that it would be a hella experience to do it up with ya, kid…it’ll happen. Refer to the MMM post for more.
Jilly Jill…you’re a tease, girlfriend:-) Any time, any place, your boy Timbo’s got one lap served up for the newest addition to the family.
Marky Mark and Fat-Fastin’ bunch…dayum, bro! That’s some hella remarkable progress! Cheers to you, my man. No comment on the fat fast, but good luck to you, bro. For someone who’s never really tried to put on weight and has been a citizen of Ripped City for some time, it’s tough to overcome the roadblocks, but it’ll happen.
Draz…you can call this hombre Timmy anytime, my man.
Nate Diggity Dogg…wassup, brutha! You partyin’ bastard, you. Did ya do it up right this weekend? Fill in the crew, bro. You better be ready to hit it Renegade style by Monday though, fool! Coach D will be all over your butt if you’re not:-)
I was perusing your site again Nate Diggity, on my way to the ALSSCANS link of course, and I was looking through the pics and thought “Yes, Jill seems to be of a fine breed, nice lines, good posture, really quite striking!” But then I saw Melissa and thought “mmmmm, yummy!” By the way, Nate Dogg, when did you start saying “hella”, I thought that was a Seattle word? One more thing, Timbo, stay ripped bro!! Alright back to Als. =/
Oh yeah, we partied it up this weekend. We had a sweet birthday bash on Friday. I met a cutie there (Christy). She is actually a classmate with my brother. So I spent a good part of the evening chilling with her because she didn’t know anyone at the party, and I thought she was a hella cutie, so I didn’t mind chilling with her. She’s a really nice girl too. Very cute! And tall! This girl is the bomb. Highly driven and motivated to become a flight nurse, she works part-time, attends schools, works out, very nice, a bit on the quiet and shy side, but very cool. She’s about 5’9", has beautiful blue eyes, blondish/brown hair and a pretty smile. And you gotta see this girl’s arms! Very nice! She passed my fitness test as well (She can do bodyweight pullups), and she knows how to drive a 5-speed. What more can you ask for?
Anyway, Saturday was another Gator-ass kicking in a revenge match against Mississippi State (52-0). And then Saturday night was the bachelor party. It was on like Donkey Kong! The stripper was cool. We had her for an hour, so she started with some dancing for our bachelor and also for my brother and a friend for their birthdays. And yes, she did get completely nude. We have digital pics that will be up to view very soon! After that, we hit a few parties, and I called it a night.
Sunday, I hit the trails on the mountain bike. Had a nice little ride with plenty of energy to spare. It was a gorgeous day! The weather is getting a little cooler here. And the crisp air and beautiful blue skies were a delight. After running some errands, I headed to a friend’s house. We always get together on Sunday’s to grill out. So I cooked up some goodies, Christy came over, and we hung out and talked the evening away. Needless to say, we’ll be seeing each other again soon. And I invited her to the wedding next weekend as my date.
All in all, it was a good weekend. I’m tired as hell today, but you better believe that I’ll be in the gym after work, tearing it up Renegade style! So it’s all good!
Nate bro, see what I mean about tall women? In addition to being generally more responsive to approach, they’re great to take shopping 'cause they can get stuff off the top shelves. Good luck with this one! Just don’t piss her off (Chris Farley voice over: “I know from experience, dude.”)
Shucky, I started using “hella” at least a year ago…and it’s probably been longer. I believe it originated in Cali. Ejoy ALS Scan…and I’ll give you some more pics to download soon from our bachelor party!
Demo, you are right about the tall girls. When I met her, I immediately thought of what you had said to me. Ironic, huh? I never thought I’d end up meeting someone taller than me. I mean, I’ve dated quite a few girls who were 1-2 inches taller, but she is at least 5 inches taller. It seems awkward to me, but it’s all good. She’s cool. Don’t worry, I don’t plan on pissing her off! She’ll be fun to wrestle with, she’s definitely strong! 
Nate: Jill who?? … the love of your what?? the only one for who?? … I know I’ve been sick but I must of missed that whole “metting this tall awsome girl” thing last night when we talked…that’s alright though…you go with your tall girl…I’ll just take a seat on Timbo’s lap!! =)~
Monkeyboy: I need a good laugh...will you please write something just for me..it would make my day..I even stopped saying "hella" for you...
Teddy: Let's get married ;)
T-Men: I guess since Nate is moving on to taller and better thing's..I might have to make myself availble 24/7 now.. ~ Mwah ~
Hey Michelle, weren’t you supposed to do like Tim and shed the shirt? ha ha I know all of the T-men are chomping at the bit for the photo. It will surely be a tension breaker!
Jill, you know you’re the only one for me. But since you won’t come visit, I just can’t sit around and let life pass me by. You’re my girl Jill! And you know I’d drop anyone to have you on my lap! So make my dreams come true you sexy thing! Nate Dogg is here for you anytime you want! xoxox
Jilly Jill, Timbo’s H.O.V.A…you know my boy Nate Diggity’s just kickin’ it hella live…don’t sweat him, just keep giving him a hard time while your chillin’, chillin’ on Timbo’s lap. Welcome back.
Nate Dogg, Mista Renegade of Funk, ya gotta love the low-down…much appreciated, bro. Way to do it up STL style. So Miss Christy is the Babe o’ the Week, eh? Hehehe…just bustin’ your balls, bro. Do whatcha do, my man. Timbo’s got a Doc’s appointment tomorrow, so be sure you’ll be hearing from me, bro.
Shucky…hey, thanks for the comments, bro. Like I said, there’s just something about rippedness that’s, well, obsessive.
E-Man…where ya at, bro? C’mon down from the tree-tops and play with ya T-Bros and Sisters.
i was impressed with how cut-up Timbo is and also I was more impressed with how Nate Dogg looked like a puss back in 1997 and now looks strong and tough with no steroids. I better go hit the gym.
Hey Rafael, thanks for the props. Yeah, when I see that picture of me from 1997, I tend to chuckle. I’ve definitely made some improvements since then. Nate Doggy Dogg is in the Dogg House! Jill, show me some love! Timbo, hit me back when you get out of the doc’s office.
Okay, now it’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for. We have posted the pics from the bachelor party on my friend’s web site. We would have had more pictures, but one camera was out of juice, and the other one was low. So this is all we got. But check them out, and enjoy them! Just make sure no one is around. These are explicit (but not as bad as ALS Scan)! http://www.waygospeed.com/bachelor.htm
Jill…what up, girly-girl! I accept! Yes, YOU are worthy. Let’s just skip all the formalities, head down to Vegas and get it done! Maybe T-Mag will send a reporter down there and take some pics for the online mag. My mother can’t wait to meet you! (Is this funny enough?)
Plus I’m taller than Nate Dogg too! (sorry Nate)
Looks like I have no chance with Jill. Doh!!!
Hey Teddy, you think you have an advantage because you’re taller than me? LOL! Don’t worry Reeshdawg, Jill doesn’t have anything against shorter guys! So don’t count yourself out!
Okay, Jill…the Lion finds something sexy about the term “Lady Cornhusker”, okay?..I guess its these visions of a Hottie SLOWLY pulling down the husk from a long ear of corn…and using her fingertips to slowly pull off that stringy stuff…hair by hair…(WHEW!!!) THEN…I digress…Forget about all the rest of these HornDogs. I’ll take the lap dance! (smile!!!:)—!!! (P.S. What does “~mWah” mean?)
Nate, I saw the bachelor party pics. Good stuff man, until your friend had to whip it out. I probably would have done the same though.
Hey Timbo, I just saw the pic and it got me thinking. Can i borrow your arms for a sec. The drain in my sink is clogged and I can’t find my snake to unclog it. I can’t seem to find anything thin enough to stick down there. You’re arms look like they might do the trick.
Seriously dude, you are very ripped…but you need more size!!! You look tooooooo skinny.