I used to think marriage was an evil, love-killing social convention, something to be avoided at all costs. I thought it was an outdated institution that was demeaning to women, constraining to men, and would suck the love and honesty out of any relationship.
Most people are against marriage, because of the negative legal constraints that go along with signing the license, like shared money and property rights. This can really put a stank on any love relationship, that’s why Yo Daddy and I didn’t get married until we were together 15 years and had 3 kids.
But along with the negatives, there are positive benefits to being married. Here is a list of reasons why I finally decided to get married:
Tax Benefits
Filing joint income tax returns with the IRS and state taxing authorities.
Creating a “family partnership” under federal tax laws, which allows you to divide business income among family members.
Estate Planning Benefits
Inheriting a share of your spouse’s estate.
Receiving an exemption from both estate taxes and gift taxes for all property you give or leave to your spouse.
Creating life estate trusts that are restricted to married couples, including QTIP trusts, QDOT trusts, and marital deduction trusts.
Obtaining priority if a conservator needs to be appointed for your spouse – that is, someone to make financial and/or medical decisions on your spouse’s behalf.
Government Benefits
Receiving Social Security, Medicare, and disability benefits for spouses.
Receiving veterans’ and military benefits for spouses, such as those for education, medical care, or special loans.
Receiving public assistance benefits.
Employment Benefits
Obtaining insurance benefits through a spouse’s employer.
Taking family leave to care for your spouse during an illness.
Receiving wages, workers’ compensation, and retirement plan benefits for a deceased spouse.
Taking bereavement leave if your spouse or one of your spouse’s close relatives dies.
Medical Benefits
Visiting your spouse in a hospital intensive care unit or during restricted visiting hours in other parts of a medical facility.
Making medical decisions for your spouse if he or she becomes incapacitated and unable to express wishes for treatment.
Death Benefits
Consenting to after-death examinations and procedures.
Making burial or other final arrangements.
Family Benefits
Filing for stepparent or joint adoption.
Applying for joint foster care rights.
Receiving equitable division of property if you divorce.
Receiving spousal or child support, child custody, and visitation if you divorce.
Housing Benefits
Living in neighborhoods zoned for “families only.”
Automatically renewing leases signed by your spouse.
Consumer Benefits
Receiving family rates for health, homeowners’, auto, and other types of insurance.
Receiving tuition discounts and permission to use school facilities.
Other consumer discounts and incentives offered only to married couples or families.
Other Legal Benefits and Protections
Suing a third person for wrongful death of your spouse and loss of consortium (loss of intimacy).
Suing a third person for offenses that interfere with the success of your marriage, such as alienation of affection and criminal conversation (these laws are available in only a few states).
Claiming the marital communications privilege, which means a court can’t force you to disclose the contents of confidential communications between you and your spouse during your marriage.
Receiving crime victims’ recovery benefits if your spouse is the victim of a crime.
Obtaining immigration and residency benefits for noncitizen spouse.
Visiting rights in jails and other places where visitors are restricted to immediate family.
Yo Daddy and I made a promise to each other a long time ago that doesn’t need a license to make it real. Anybody who needs a ring to prove their love is setting a trap.
Tiger got married for show. Any man who enjoys fucking lots and lots of women can never be happy with one. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re honest with yourself. But he lied to Elin and he lied to himself, thinking he could have it both ways. So now there are 4 ruined lives in the wake of dishonesty. How could Elin NOT know about all these women? It takes a lot of time out of a man’s life to fuck that many women, what did she think he was doing, going to the hardware store? A family gone to hell on false pretenses.