Thought Experiment - Whole Apple in Your Mouth?

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I asked my wife the following and she told me I’m an idiot, so I have come here to ask lol

Let’s say you have an apple which is slightly longer in diameter than your open mouth.

If you were to warm up/stretch your jaw and use a bit of force to jimmy the whole apple into your mouth, could you get that apple into your mouth whole?

If so, without using another person or tools such as a knife, would it be possible to get the apple out - whole or not?

I think no, at least not without some time. I don’t think you could generate the same force on the apple when it’s in your mouth to jimmy it back it out.

I also think crushing it with the roof of your mouth would be too hard.

Perhaps you could use your tongue to push it to the side of your mouth then gnash it up with your teeth until it’s small enough to get out? But can you spit or swallow with an apple in your mouth?

I think you’d need to wait for it to rot a bit before squashing it… or knock out a few teeth.

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I think you might be able to crush it. Also, if you couldn’t, you could stick something pokey into the Apple repeatedly to soften it up to the point of crushability.

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You could core it out with an auger bit. That would give it some room to collapse on itself and it would come right out.

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Slightly longer than your mouth “apple”. Okay, sailor :wink:

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If you want your wife to stop talking there are better methods than cramming an apple in her mouth.

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This reminds me of this GIF about putting a light bulb in your mouth that haunts me every fucking day of my life because I never wanted to put a light bulb in my mouth before I saw it but now…

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Isn’t this marriage? The husband coming up with scientifically important questions (liked this) and your wife reminding you that you’re a 16 year old idiot? haha I personally get a kick out of it.

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Just look at how many dead pigs you see with Apple’s in their mouths. Didn’t work out well for them.

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You can’t ask women questions related to Original Sin and not expect them to get defensive.

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You’d have to wait for it to rot, and be breathing through your nose the entire time leading up to that. So if you have allergies, you would definitely die, but a breath-right strip would be a good option either way.

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I dunno, I reckon you could kinda chew the sides to eventually soften it up enough. Would take a bit of time though