Ok, I was talking with my friends about blowjobs the other night and the question came up to one of the girls about why they wouldn’t swallow, and she replied, “The calories.” She had read somewhere that there are 2000!!! in one teaspoon. Then one of my guy friends said he read in Men’s Health, of all places, that it is 9000!!! I know both are way off especially MH, but does anyone have any idea, cuz if it is 9000 I might be making my own meal replacements from now on.
According to the sexualrecords site, it’s 2 to 5 calories depending on volume, although I’m on a mission to convince women it’s thermogenic.
HA HA HA HA HA! ROFL! But, if you’re ‘clipped’, there are ZERO calories. Very safe !
If there was a T-Mag Forum Post Hall of Fame, this would have to take the cake!
Okay, nobody mention cake in this thread again.
I think I’ll stick to BUYING my meal replacements.
Lets see. The most dense food source is fat at 8cals/g. If a single ‘serving’ of semen is about 1tsp that tsp would have to weigh ~2.5#'s to be 9000cals. I think we’ve discovered the world’s first transdimenional macronutrient.
Hey, maybe a tsp of semen turns into 2.5 lbs in the stomach? No wonder girls won’t swallow.
Just about everything that's listed for nutrients here is listed as "calories" when it's really "KCal". So that figure they gave was probably in calories... sounds more impressive I guess.
The reason women don’t like to swallow is the taste. I have heard the odor described as similar to bleach–though I’ve never put my nose close enough to my semen to verify. I’ve met only a couple of women in my life who liked to swallow, though unfortunately I never had the opportunity to give them something to swallow.
it tastes horrible!!! and if it’s a smoker it you can taste that too! YUK if you eat a lot of fruit it’s sweeter (did some testing on this once, it’s true.) but hell, once it’s in your mouth, wiether you swallow or spit the taste stays. so down it goes.
as for the calories, they don’t really matter…just offer to help ‘work them off’ grin
I’M FIRST GUYS!!! Michelle-what are your plans for the weekend? I’m planning on giving up cigars, for one.
Peaches? Bananas? Apples? What works best, darlin’? And where would one buy this “fruit” stuff in bulk?
This is why I love my girlfriend. Not only does she swallow, she asks for more. God bless her. Maybe I’m just a spoonful of sugar!
All the girls I know who wouldn’t swallow didn’t blame the taste. Rather, they said it hurt their stomachs sitting around in there. I don’t know if this is true. But I’ve heard the same thing from all of them. Not to say that they didn’t hate the taste as well, it is just that they didn’t give that as their reason.
I remember back in college inan Anatomy & Phys class this one cute chick after class pulling the male professor aside (I was friends with her and him) and asking “Louis, what is in semen?” It was the funniest thing. First, this meant that this girl wanted to know what she was swallowing and second, the smile that the professor had during his answer was hilarious.
Michele, you only became more of a T-vixen for your response :-)
Mental note - stop by the store tonight and get some grapes…
I had a girlfriend once who really enjoyed swallowing… but something must have changed in my diet because one day she tasted it and gagged, and wouldn’t go down on me after that. I get teary eyed just thinking about it.
The Big D’s girlfriend says it doesn’t taste that bad…mind you that doesn’t mean good…she also says that the taste changes based on my diet…bulking, cutting, no carbing…I’ve read it has to do with the natural ph of your body and how different foods can lower or raise ph…but it really doesn’t matter…you can’t make it taste like chocolate syrup…
-Dozer
I wonder if these swallowing females would appreciate us guys adding a large daily portion of flax-seed oil to our diets… Hehehe…!
actually the best for improved taste would be pineapple.