[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL!
I just deleted my post about torching the place… bad last resort move. My advice will only get you locked up.
Rob
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
lol
Lawyer. The most evil conniving female lawyer you can afford. I love female divorce lawyers. If you’ve been only married a year and are unemployed, I wouldn’t worry too much about alimony LOL.
Start seeing a shrink as well - even if it’s just to talk about the weather (although it will be money well spent if you figure out some of the issues that drove you to marry someone so unstable). If things are too bad, you might be able to work the “constructive desertion” which will keep her on her heels and put her on defense. Offer her the carrot or the stick: she can A) move out and you’ll help her get an apartment, or B) you file for a divorce based on constructive desertion and seek alimony from HER (she’s the one working, after all - why shouldn’t she pay YOU?). When you break it to her, have a witness around so that she can’t start anything violent or say you hit her or something like that.
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
Lawyer, lawyer, lawyer.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
lol[/quote]
Did you just “lol” at a “LOL!”?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
[/quote]
Or you could make her sleep outside
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
lol[/quote]
Did you just “lol” at a “LOL!”?[/quote]
haha
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
lol[/quote]
Did you just “lol” at a “LOL!”?[/quote]
haha
[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]chobbs wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
[/quote]
Or you could make her sleep outside[/quote]
You have no idea what CRAZY BITCH truly means until you’ve been married.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
[/quote]
Or you could make her sleep outside[/quote]
You have no idea what CRAZY BITCH truly means until you’ve been married.[/quote]
That is a bit scary…
The crazy I have seen was more than I wanted to see as it is.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]dt79 wrote:
[quote]chobbs wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
[/quote]
Or you could make her sleep outside[/quote]
You have no idea what CRAZY BITCH truly means until you’ve been married.[/quote]
That is a bit scary…
The crazy I have seen was more than I wanted to see as it is. [/quote]
Ahh… imagine that same crazy with a binding contract in her favor…
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]zenontheterrible wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Better call Saul !![/quote]
LOL![/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Did you just “LOL!” at your own post?[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
lol[/quote]
Did you just “lol” at a “LOL!”?[/quote]
haha
[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
ROFL
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Lawyer. The most evil conniving female lawyer you can afford. I love female divorce lawyers. If you’ve been only married a year and are unemployed, I wouldn’t worry too much about alimony LOL.
Start seeing a shrink as well - even if it’s just to talk about the weather (although it will be money well spent if you figure out some of the issues that drove you to marry someone so unstable). If things are too bad, you might be able to work the “constructive desertion” which will keep her on her heels and put her on defense. Offer her the carrot or the stick: she can A) move out and you’ll help her get an apartment, or B) you file for a divorce based on constructive desertion and seek alimony from HER (she’s the one working, after all - why shouldn’t she pay YOU?). When you break it to her, have a witness around so that she can’t start anything violent or say you hit her or something like that.
Also, after you tell her, sleep in a LOCKED ROOM until she leaves. Bitches be crazy.
Lawyer, lawyer, lawyer.[/quote]
THIS. I’m going through a divorce right now. Nasty one. OP, angry chicken has some good points.
Alimony? You’ve been married a year. You have little to worry about. Hell, if you are married less than a year, get an annulment!
Talk to a female attorney (mine is and AC is right on this one as well) and explain your wife scares you. Female attorneys for some reason absolutely hate crazy wives. My attorney found out that what I said about my wife was true (very violent) and discounted her rate 50% right of the bat. Two others would have done the same.
Don’t put this off. I tried to work it out and basically lost 6 months. I have kids, you don’t. Get it done, and get it done now.
That said, you not having a job could be making you feel that matters are worse than they are. Get a job, any job, and if that improves things…great, if not: LAWYER!
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
Female attorneys for some reason absolutely hate crazy wives.[/quote]
A lot of women just kinda hate other women by default lol.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
Female attorneys for some reason absolutely hate crazy wives.[/quote]
A lot of women just kinda hate other women by default lol.[/quote]
Not gonna argue that 
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
Female attorneys for some reason absolutely hate crazy wives.[/quote]
A lot of women just kinda hate other women by default lol.[/quote]
Not gonna argue that :)[/quote]
Fact. Indisputable.
To make matters worse, she is getting a Maltese dog, something I “gave” to her as an anniversary present. Now I am a major dog lover, but try as I might I just can’t get into these f****** things, they are just too much of a girly dog, both her and her daughter LOVE it.
Anyway, in more important matters, I am in touch with a lawyer and he has all the relevant info needed to serve divorce ppwk, I just need to give the go ahead. I know several guys said to go with a female attorney which makes great sense, but I had already been in touch with this guy from a few months ago.
Now I just have to conquer all my fears and uncertainties to move on this. Hardest thing I have ever faced in my life.
[quote]paulypaul wrote:
To make matters worse, she is getting a Maltese dog, something I “gave” to her as an anniversary present. Now I am a major dog lover, but try as I might I just can’t get into these f****** things, they are just too much of a girly dog, both her and her daughter LOVE it.
Anyway, in more important matters, I am in touch with a lawyer and he has all the relevant info needed to serve divorce ppwk, I just need to give the go ahead. I know several guys said to go with a female attorney which makes great sense, but I had already been in touch with this guy from a few months ago.
Now I just have to conquer all my fears and uncertainties to move on this. Hardest thing I have ever faced in my life.[/quote]
This is the hardest thing you have ever faced in your life??? GOOD GOD.
[quote]dt79 wrote:
[quote]paulypaul wrote:
To make matters worse, she is getting a Maltese dog, something I “gave” to her as an anniversary present. Now I am a major dog lover, but try as I might I just can’t get into these f****** things, they are just too much of a girly dog, both her and her daughter LOVE it.
Anyway, in more important matters, I am in touch with a lawyer and he has all the relevant info needed to serve divorce ppwk, I just need to give the go ahead. I know several guys said to go with a female attorney which makes great sense, but I had already been in touch with this guy from a few months ago.
Now I just have to conquer all my fears and uncertainties to move on this. Hardest thing I have ever faced in my life.[/quote]
This is the hardest thing you have ever faced in your life??? GOOD GOD.
[/quote]
Yeah, I thought removing a toxic leech falls into the nobrainer category…
[quote]paulypaul wrote:
To make matters worse, she is getting a Maltese dog, something I “gave” to her as an anniversary present. Now I am a major dog lover, but try as I might I just can’t get into these f****** things, they are just too much of a girly dog, both her and her daughter LOVE it.
Anyway, in more important matters, I am in touch with a lawyer and he has all the relevant info needed to serve divorce ppwk, I just need to give the go ahead. I know several guys said to go with a female attorney which makes great sense, but I had already been in touch with this guy from a few months ago.
Now I just have to conquer all my fears and uncertainties to move on this. Hardest thing I have ever faced in my life.[/quote]
Nothin a few shots of Kraken can’t conquer