[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Kliplemet[/quote]
LOL, he could move in and start a blog, or make a film like ‘Hitch’
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Kliplemet[/quote]
LOL, he could move in and start a blog, or make a film like ‘Hitch’
[quote]malonetd wrote:
An empty coke bottle[/quote]
I get the feeling that one’s been done, but it never gets old.
DB
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Condoms[/quote]
SHIT!!
When I opened this i thought of the EXACT SAME THING!
But you got it before me =(
A Realdoll.
A polar bear.
An air horn.
Super Soakers. (off topic: Remember those?!??)
A DeLorean…actually that would just cause Indians to attack you.
penicillin
I’d be rich ![]()

Snap and Pops
Jello
[quote]dk44 wrote:
Snap and Pops[/quote]
YES! I actually thought of those but left them off thinking that no one would know what the hell I was talking about.
DB
[edit: any idea where i can get some of those?]
So…what wouldn’t shock them? I think that list would be a bit shorter. (Of course less interesting though)
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Snap and Pops
YES! I actually thought of those but left them off thinking that no one would know what the hell I was talking about.
DB
[edit: any idea where i can get some of those?][/quote]
Not too sure, but the only times I ever had any were around the 4th of July. Maybe check your local fireworks stand once we get a lil closer to the 4th.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Back when Pamela Andersen was on Baywatch, I had a similar thought. I thought ‘what if Pam showed up in one of those african tribes where the women are walking around topless with their breasts hanging down to their belly buttons like nothin more than strings’.
I wondered if they would even see her as human. Certainly she would blow their mind with the blonde hair and the firm voluptuous body.[/quote]
you realize they wouldn’t find her attractive right?
[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
A Realdoll.[/quote]
new sex god if they figure it out
Hillary Clinton
a ferrari
matches obviously
[quote]Mousse wrote:
Jello[/quote]
IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Toilet paper, tooth brush and Oprah, she’d give them all a car and they’d be forced to pay the taxes and insurance, that’d at the very least piss them off. Oh and then we they found out how much gas costs, jeeze.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
on edge wrote:
Back when Pamela Andersen was on Baywatch, I had a similar thought. I thought ‘what if Pam showed up in one of those african tribes where the women are walking around topless with their breasts hanging down to their belly buttons like nothin more than strings’.
I wondered if they would even see her as human. Certainly she would blow their mind with the blonde hair and the firm voluptuous body.
you realize they wouldn’t find her attractive right? [/quote]
Care to explain?