Rubik’s Cube.
Fireworks.
And acid.
An aerosol can of wd-40 and a fire.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Your average fat whiney overweight women with an entitlement syndrome.
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“Mugwa look! The gods have cursed us!”
“Jamba, the stench… It’s like two week old dead goat. The sound… It makes my ears bleed! Like screeching owl.”
“That’s nothing. I have seen it up close. I know not of man or beast with such looks and foul eye.”
“Surely the gods must know that even cannibals have their limits?”
Flashlight, magnify glass, guitar if you wish to teach them.
Sugar, if you wish to control them.
I think a cellphone set to vibrate with preset ringtones that vary with each different # that calls in would be entertaining. Then, you just keep calling sporadically from the different #'s programmed in and watch their reactions.
-Barbie doll.
-Transformer
-Rabbit vibrator
-Big Wheel
-A sampling of Hostess pastries
-Hermit crabs
-Flashlight
-Alarm clock set to go off every 10 minutes
-Firecrackers with timed detonation
-Electric dog training collar with the remote zapper
-a revolver with only one round in it
-a robot
-electric guitar
-chainsaw
-Krazy Glue
DB
[edit: a couple were added by others before I finished]
steroids?
a lighter
a Polaroid or digital camera
a refrigerator freezer
Post-it notes.
space
Condoms
The T-Vixens
Anti-retrovirals
An empty coke bottle
[quote]malonetd wrote:
An empty coke bottle[/quote]
An excellent marketing idea. The hype would be ridiculous.
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