3 Items to Buy to Freak Out a Cashier

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Simple question, what 3 items would you get at walmart that would really freak out the person ringing you up at the cash register.

I’d go with

  1. a children’s dvd
  2. rope
  3. Bumper sticker that reads ‘if the van is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’
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  1. Gun
  2. Balaclava
  3. Plastic fasteners
3

white sheets, lumber, gasoline

only if the cashier is black.

4

1 - a barney and friends dvd
2 - the biggest redbull available
3 - a wave cap

5

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.

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Denture adhesive, adult diapers, and condoms.

And at the last minute I’d return the condoms.

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1.) A 40 pound lack of NaOH (Lye)
2.) A huge handsaw
3.) A pack of Bubblicious gum (to avert suspicion)

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[quote]Natural Nate wrote:

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.[/quote]

Have you read “Snuff” yet?

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.

Have you read “Snuff” yet?[/quote]

I read Fight Club. Started Invisible Monsters, got really bored. I think that was 4 years ago and haven’t bothered with his stuff since - except for that essay which was linked from this site.

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Handsaw

Neosporin

BandAids

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Binoculars

KY Jelly

Ladder

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and a $.05 shopping bag, duh?! plastic of course.

13

Rifle
Bullets
List of known local pedophiles

Oh wait, I’m supposed to freak them out.

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1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete

15

duct tape
hack saw
rubber gloves

I’ve been listening to death metal again.

16

Rope, soap, chair.

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A lot of lotion
A rope
A bucket

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Rubber Gloves
Knife
Hairpins

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Years ago my room mate worked in a drugstore. Her favourites were the guys that purchased:

Penthouse
Quelada (sp - crab cream)
Condoms

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Set of Salt and Pepper Shakers

Salt

Pepper Spray