Things That Make You Want to Go on a Killing Spree

Tyrant · June 2, 2009, 4:40pm

The fact that the dumbbells at my gym go to 120, and some jackass leaves the 15lbs next to the 110s and the 35s by the 80’s. Get some goddamn organization.

The personal trainer at my gym who leg presses 20 plates for a 1/4 rep 3 times then leaves 20 fucking plates on the machine. You’ve got to be kidding me right?

The guy in his 30’s who says he was huge when he was 18, congrats, now your 38, disgusting, doing bosu ball curls and telling me how to squat. Fuck off, I have headphones in for a reason.

Personal trainers who train everyone in the smith, yes it can be a useful tool, but its no replacement for traditional lifting. Furthermore, FAT FUCKING PT’s, whose asses are twice the size of my chest. Like are you fucking kidding me? Your going to be telling someone how to get in shape? Practice what you preach you fat fucking cunt.

Yeah me and my partner are loud in the gym, we bullshit a lot and have zero shame. Don’t like it? Wear headphones, because I’m here for me, not you. Now I’d hardly say im stronger than most people on this forum if but even a few, but my gym is pathetic, 95% couldn’t lift what I do. So you come into the gym in your comfort zone, I don’t, and I’m gonna act how I want.

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.

Brett295 · June 2, 2009, 5:03pm

[quote]Tyrant wrote:

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.
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You sir, are a jerk.

Have you ever noticed that after you get past the bottleneck traffic generally starts to speed back up. That’s because idiots are letting jerks like you in at the front of the line. The Idiots have to slow down to let the jerks in. If everyone just played fair traffic would move thourgh construction zones safely and quickly.

Oh, it also pisses me off when people don’t slow down in construction zones. Those guys work hard as hell and deserve for people to at least slow down for them.

Ghost22 · June 2, 2009, 5:37pm

[quote]Tyrant wrote:

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.
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Watching the droves of people pouring into the concealed handgun licensing classes has taught me that a lot of people are packing…

You’re going to get shot one of these days for driving like a fucking dick. And I’d laugh if I saw it.

boatguy · June 2, 2009, 5:43pm

[quote]Brett295 wrote:
Tyrant wrote:

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.

You sir, are a jerk.

Have you ever noticed that after you get past the bottleneck traffic generally starts to speed back up. That’s because idiots are letting jerks like you in at the front of the line. The Idiots have to slow down to let the jerks in. If everyone just played fair traffic would move thourgh construction zones safely and quickly.

Oh, it also pisses me off when people don’t slow down in construction zones. Those guys work hard as hell and deserve for people to at least slow down for them. [/quote]

In PA they started posting signs in these areas telling people to use both lanes all the way to the close down, then ‘zipper’ merge(1 car goes, 1 car merges, etc), and the backups are a lot less. Still there, but traffic keeps moving and the back up is 1 mile instead of 5.

You, sir, are a jerk. Just cause the whole group is doing it doesn’t make it right. I too, will zip right past you.

And the ‘lunk alarm’ is this asinine thing they put in to keep people from actually attaining goals. If you are actually putting forth a little effort, and God forbid you actually grunt, the alarm sounds, and the managamenet asks you to leave. Not sure if someone has to report you, or if it actually detects grunts.

On a side note, the lunk alarm was probably intended for the Two-Man Bench Team idiots who do 2 inch reps while screaming their heads off, but it has been bastardized into what it is now. Mind you, this is the same establishment which offers free pizza and bagel nights for its members.

Brett295 · June 2, 2009, 5:58pm

[quote]boatguy wrote:
Brett295 wrote:
Tyrant wrote:

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.

You sir, are a jerk.

Have you ever noticed that after you get past the bottleneck traffic generally starts to speed back up. That’s because idiots are letting jerks like you in at the front of the line. The Idiots have to slow down to let the jerks in. If everyone just played fair traffic would move thourgh construction zones safely and quickly.

Oh, it also pisses me off when people don’t slow down in construction zones. Those guys work hard as hell and deserve for people to at least slow down for them.

In PA they started posting signs in these areas telling people to use both lanes all the way to the close down, then ‘zipper’ merge(1 car goes, 1 car merges, etc), and the backups are a lot less. Still there, but traffic keeps moving and the back up is 1 mile instead of 5.

You, sir, are a jerk. Just cause the whole group is doing it doesn’t make it right.[/quote]

I bet the line is cut in half. Considering there are 2 lines instead of 1. They are all still trying to get through the same bottleneck. I could see how if everyone agreed to be a jerk all would work out ok but It’s probably a lot safer and more efficient to move everyone through in one line. Unless there is an intersection or a ramp that is getting blocked by the line of traffic.

Either way you have a given number of people trying to get through 1 lane of traffic. I would guess the most efficeint way would be to move everyone through at the same speed in one line.

Iron_Dwarf · June 2, 2009, 6:00pm

I saw a cricket in the corner of my home gym yesterday. That fucker is no longer in the corner, but splattered all over the gym.

I guess I showed him.

Buff_HardBack · June 2, 2009, 6:05pm

[quote]Tyrant wrote:
The fact that the dumbbells at my gym go to 120, and some jackass leaves the 15lbs next to the 110s and the 35s by the 80’s. Get some goddamn organization.

The personal trainer at my gym who leg presses 20 plates for a 1/4 rep 3 times then leaves 20 fucking plates on the machine. You’ve got to be kidding me right?

The guy in his 30’s who says he was huge when he was 18, congrats, now your 38, disgusting, doing bosu ball curls and telling me how to squat. Fuck off, I have headphones in for a reason.

Personal trainers who train everyone in the smith, yes it can be a useful tool, but its no replacement for traditional lifting. Furthermore, FAT FUCKING PT’s, whose asses are twice the size of my chest. Like are you fucking kidding me? Your going to be telling someone how to get in shape? Practice what you preach you fat fucking cunt.

Yeah me and my partner are loud in the gym, we bullshit a lot and have zero shame. Don’t like it? Wear headphones, because I’m here for me, not you. Now I’d hardly say im stronger than most people on this forum if but even a few, but my gym is pathetic, 95% couldn’t lift what I do. So you come into the gym in your comfort zone, I don’t, and I’m gonna act how I want.

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.
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Thats funny. How can you complain about people being annoying in the gym by being who they want, having no shame and are just there for themselves then turn right around and say thats the exact person you are. Monumental fail. And no dont try defending your position further. You would just make more contradictions and hense come off as more of an idiot than you already do.

skaz05 · June 2, 2009, 7:49pm

ouroboro_s · June 2, 2009, 8:18pm

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
what about getting laid IN the smith machine?

You want the bar, the floor or drag up a bench and swing from some resistance bands?

[/quote]

I’ll take the bands.

Tyrant · June 2, 2009, 8:48pm

[quote]Buff HardBack wrote:
Tyrant wrote:
The fact that the dumbbells at my gym go to 120, and some jackass leaves the 15lbs next to the 110s and the 35s by the 80’s. Get some goddamn organization.

The personal trainer at my gym who leg presses 20 plates for a 1/4 rep 3 times then leaves 20 fucking plates on the machine. You’ve got to be kidding me right?

The guy in his 30’s who says he was huge when he was 18, congrats, now your 38, disgusting, doing bosu ball curls and telling me how to squat. Fuck off, I have headphones in for a reason.

Personal trainers who train everyone in the smith, yes it can be a useful tool, but its no replacement for traditional lifting. Furthermore, FAT FUCKING PT’s, whose asses are twice the size of my chest. Like are you fucking kidding me? Your going to be telling someone how to get in shape? Practice what you preach you fat fucking cunt.

Yeah me and my partner are loud in the gym, we bullshit a lot and have zero shame. Don’t like it? Wear headphones, because I’m here for me, not you. Now I’d hardly say im stronger than most people on this forum if but even a few, but my gym is pathetic, 95% couldn’t lift what I do. So you come into the gym in your comfort zone, I don’t, and I’m gonna act how I want.

edit: and yes, I’m the dickhead who blasts past you doing 85 when you fucktards are doing 2mph in the construction zone. No I don’t give a shit that you think im wrong, maybe if you people knew how to drive, and merge then there would be a 3 mile line.

Thats funny. How can you complain about people being annoying in the gym by being who they want, having no shame and are just there for themselves then turn right around and say thats the exact person you are. Monumental fail. And no dont try defending your position further. You would just make more contradictions and hense come off as more of an idiot than you already do.[/quote]

Um, I respect other people in the gym, not acting like a jackass curling in the one squat rack and blaring my headphones so I tune out of the rest of the world and do lateral raises in front of the weights blocking off half of them.

and as far as driving like I do? I’ve sat in the one big stupid half mile line moving at 5mph and noticed that not a single car goes around in the other lane and guess what, everyone still drives slow. I have no intention of waiting for 10 minutes because people don’t know how to drive in bumper to bumper traffic. So when people have no idea how to drive, i.e. when my big ass truck comes barrelling up behind your stupid fucking ass doing 45 in a 70 and you don’t move. Yes, I will pass you so goddamn close to your car you’d be lucky if the air shift doesn’t flip it your car.

furthermore, yeah, me passing jackasses in open highway like that is illegal, I’m fine with that, but doing that slow under the speed limit is typically illegal, as well as being a slow motherfucker in the left lane. And when im driving in the lane thats closing coming up to a construction zone, you’d better beleive I’m doing the speed limit, someone wants to do anything like pull a gun? Sure, enjoy the aggravated assault w/ a deadly weapon that comes with it for trying to look like a badass. And for those guys who think they’re the saviors of the jackasses stuck in traffic trying to be in the traffic lane and halfway in the closing lane to stop guys like me? Okay, your inbetween lanes doing 5mph, when I blast into your ass in my lifted truck doing 55mph you’ll be fucked, and you’d better believe your getting sued for negligence while driving. Because in a legal world, I’m not wrong for doing the speed limit in an open road when someone pulls out and hits me.

On top of this, “Monumental fail”? What is this a fucking WoW forum? Are you the new internet hipster trying to show everyone how up to date you are on that played out retarded bullshit? The only fail in this forum is that your parents were allowed to pro-create so you could post your homo “monumental fail”.

corey_31 · June 2, 2009, 9:01pm

countingbeans: I can pretty much reach the “alone in a crowded gym” most days, but one kid, one fucking kid drives me nuts:

Jump rope guy. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for you that you can jump rope for that long, I sure as fuck can’t. BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLE. This path is NOT here for people to jump rope in.

i would suggest you take the rope and strangle him to death with it, theres a guy just like that at my gym, its like he measures out a space he can stand that will cause the most interference with everyone else

another thing i hate and it just happened yesterday for the first time, i was doing deadlifts in the deadlift area, and this old lady comes and stands literally a foot behind my bar while i go get a quick drink and she knws i was working there, than when i come back she continues to stand there and not move, now she was older( like 50’s so not THATT old) and i didnt want to be an asshole but it had to be the most stunned thing ive ever seen

cyruseven75 · June 2, 2009, 5:28pm

[quote]corey_31 wrote:
countingbeans: I can pretty much reach the “alone in a crowded gym” most days, but one kid, one fucking kid drives me nuts:

Jump rope guy. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for you that you can jump rope for that long, I sure as fuck can’t. BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLE. This path is NOT here for people to jump rope in.

i would suggest you take the rope and strangle him to death with it, theres a guy just like that at my gym, its like he measures out a space he can stand that will cause the most interference with everyone else

another thing i hate and it just happened yesterday for the first time, i was doing deadlifts in the deadlift area, and this old lady comes and stands literally a foot behind my bar while i go get a quick drink and she knws i was working there, than when i come back she continues to stand there and not move, now she was older( like 50’s so not THATT old) and i didnt want to be an asshole but it had to be the most stunned thing ive ever seen[/quote]

in a case as such i push through my lower diaphragm, e.g. fart in her face or belch and/or pick the nose, or shake off sweat like a wet dog, she’ll move. Alternately, you could say to her, i’m in the middle of a set RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, SO YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE.

people less out of the gym hate and more in the gym hatred.

i will say that i have to places of exercise my gym which is a BB and powerlifter paradise, the atmosphere is very motivating and people are cool to each other, the other place is a fitness center. it’s funny how i’m always more angry at the second place.

most of this shit is said in jest as i agree allowing yourself to be the only one in the gym is way to lift; a running dialog w/ the iron.

G87 · June 2, 2009, 10:26pm

abridged version:

[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
i’m a real princess[/quote]

cyruseven75 · June 2, 2009, 10:40pm

that stings.

Complaint #2,345 i people who take what i’ve written and turn it around on me, that really grinds my gears.

Buff_HardBack · June 2, 2009, 11:12pm

[quote]Tyrant wrote:
Buff HardBack wrote:
Tyrant wrote:
The fact that the dumbbells at my gym go to 120, and some jackass leaves the 15lbs next to the 110s and the 35s by the 80’s. Get some goddamn organization.