Some equal opportunity political humor:
Q: How is Donald Trump’s hair like a thong?
A: Both barely cover an asshole.
Q: How many Democrat politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it is really screwed.
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Wow, long time to hold on to simmering anger about dishes.
You may want to talk to a professional.
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Haha, @strongmangoals’ post reminded me, but the pictures are still around because I’m not good at clearing through stuff. I probably do still simmer to some extent, but having now encountered a second workplace with a kitchen sink full of dishes, my outrage is generalized rather than specific to that one filthy work setting. Who ARE these people who lack the courtesy and professionalism to clean up after themselves when using a shared workspace? Do they not realize - do they not CARE - that someone is consequently forced to clean up after them?
I do talk to a professional. She was never as upset about the dishes as I was, but is the one who affixed the arrow to the toilet. She’s out of town right now, but I’ll check in to see if she’s still simmering when she returns, lol.
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yea, that schmear thing is nasty.
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I’ve been a landlord in two countries now for 30 years. Mainly a crappy 60 unit apartment building in NYC (that was mainly Section 8 for a long time – so a dump), but also some REALLY nice, 5000sf brownstone units in a wealthy neighborhood (way nicer than what my whole family lived in ourselves).
Anyway, most people are disgusting pigs. People that pay $10K/month live with fetid trash piled up in their bedrooms.
The wealthier renters are marginally more clean, but it’s mainly because they typically have maid service as part of the building. And more space to pile crap.
It’s unbelievable. Maybe it’s because I was a single dad with four kids in a 2 bedroom 1 bath for a long time, but we could probably teach Marie Kondo about throwing crap away and keeping things clean.
A lot of the stuff that people post in the things the ‘things piss you off’ thread makes me chuckle to be really honest…reminds me both of a time when I was much more sensitive (& ultimately pissoffable) & also makes me feel kinda lucky that life has emotionally calloused me in such a kind way:)
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This is why I sold my rental. Tenants that apply and tell you about how they are ‘ocd about cleanliness’. Maybe I misinterpret it to mean they are clean or maybe they misunderstand the generally accepted definition of clean.
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People that watch videos in public with the volume on. The fuck is wrong with people?
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Wtf was wrong with the other 24% of voters?
The other voters believe in “wealth redistribution”
Okay, debated on whether to post this. Poster outside the nurse office at my kid’s school. Was simultaneously funny and terrifying.
I think we should have a caption contest for the inhaler man. My submission: “it ain’t gonna suck itself.”
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Head games on point if you use that inhaler.
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Automatic win 
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That pretty much wins.
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Fyi, I’m gonna turn this into a dirty t-shirt, lol.
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What’s going on with the dude to the right of the inhaler? Is he supposed to be out of breath?
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Terrible cough.
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About to vandalize those pants.
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Sucks to your assmar.
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Inhaler makes you work for it.
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