Things That Make You Chuckle

Cliffnotes is that he was an anti-natalyst.

I thought ā€œPierre Delictoā€ was French for ā€œCarlos Dangerā€.

In seriousness, has anyone ever seen Mitt ā€œFlipperā€ Romney and John ā€œGin-Gesā€ Kerry at the same time? I think they might be same person.

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Got one better right here:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Pqrgyh-If/

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People who come on here with deca dick and knew that it was a thing before taking deca. I’ve never taken any AAS or SARMs or anything, but if I did, I’d avoid the one drug that might kill your dick. I don’t care what else it does, if there’s any chance that it kills dicks, I’m out.
ā€œI heard the gains were good on it, soā€¦ā€
ā€œI heard it helps your joints, soā€¦ā€
No. Fuck that. It’s like propecia. You want to get some hair back, temporarily, so you can what, feel like more of a man? But it might destroy your libido and give you erectile dysfunction? Enjoy looking younger, I guess…I’m balding and I wouldn’t touch that stuff, ever.

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You’d think that could go without saying, but there they are!

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What’s the point in looking younger if your unit doesn’t work? Looking younger is a vain thing to covet (see: ego/confidence). You’d think having an erection while with a naked woman would trump hair on your head. I can think of no greater blow to one’s ego than a limp noodle.

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Had a budy just start his first cycle. Now he’s been lifting for 15 years and does okay for a skinny guy. He eats well and trains and sleeps, so I can’t fault him there for making that choice. His first cycle though?.. ugh

500mg test and 500mg deca per week.

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I don’t think these folks are thinking like that. One reason medicine is regulated is because people overblow their current issues and underestimate the impact of the risks the medicines carry.

Unrelated: my phone suggested Over-porned when I typed over… That made me chuckle.

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Our local folk hero is staying out of jail but can no longer have dogs. No word on whether or not he’s gotten a date yet.

Right into the deep end, huh?

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His dad owns a powerlifting gym and has been after him for years to hop on.

There is so much drama in my office over the dumbest fucking thing right now…

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Now I need to know what the thing is…

This sounds like a challenge.

Our workforce planning area and contracts area are not speaking because someone in the workforce planning threw away the teaspoon of someone in the contracts after they left it in the sink (ie. They didn’t wash it and put it away).

This is an enormous issue as we need both these numbskulls to hire, fire or discipline anyone.

Lol, that’s pretty bad.

Mine is we have to move offices because our neighbor department is expanding. It’s more involved than that, but that’s the gist of it.

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Hr … forever highschool

That’s pretty much grounds for disconnecting sockets and stuffing skunks into vents isn’t it?

I don’t actually know. I’ve never worked in an office.

It would seem that way based on some of the reactions.

I would never have the nerve to throw people’s things away, but I have been outraged enough by dishes in the work sink to photograph them. Here is an example from October 7, 2011. The dishes had been there for days, and the sink was often piled high:

It happened at my last workplace, too, which in addition to the usual ā€œplease wash your dishesā€ had a sign beside the sink noting that that we could all find the dishwasher if we looked 2" to the right and down.

What really gets me about it, in addition to having to navigate it while rinsing my own dishes (which I bring back and forth daily from home), is the idea that this is how they behave publicly and at work. What must home be like?

Here, gratis, is a picture of a shit smear my now-business partner discovered on the men’s room toilet at the workplace featured in the photo above. We tracked it for a couple of days, then added the arrow. It STILL took the cleaning people and/or men using the bathroom a couple of weeks to address it. At one point the arrow was removed but not the smear.

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